tough choice. . Tweet Ken Jennings t' Senijerio. ; ptth" If you' re a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to
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Ken Jennings
t' Senijerio. ; ptth"
If you' re a vegan who ran a
marathon & got your dogs from a
shelter, how do you decide which
thing to wedge into the
conversation first?
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#1 - smokeyrp (10/15/2013) [+] (28 replies)
What if you are a gay, vegan Jehovah's witness?
User avatar #4 to #1 - funnyjunkknight (10/15/2013) [-]
"Have you accepted Tofu Christ into your butthole?"
#18 - anonymous (10/16/2013) [+] (16 replies)
How do you tell someone eats meat? They will ******* tell you all over goddamn funnyjunk
User avatar #19 to #18 - Nullifier (10/16/2013) [-]
found the vegan
#15 - kuroking (10/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
feminist vegan Mormon who drives a Prius
feminist vegan Mormon who drives a Prius
User avatar #16 to #15 - yunoknow (10/16/2013) [-]
those don't have conversations, they have scream contests.
User avatar #89 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (10/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Vegetarian here. For health reasons, not moral (A lot of heart disease in my family). I will gladly vouch for vegans being ******* nuts, for the most part anyway.

Personally, I just physically feel better sticking to my fruits and veggies. No shame towards the meat lovers, though. Bacon if ******* delicious.
#5 - kaarvaag (10/15/2013) [-]
Obviously that you're a proud feminist
User avatar #17 - strifethethird (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i figured it out!!!

i ran the Marathon with the dog i got at the shelter, and to celebrate afterwards we had vegan stakes!
User avatar #134 - JENNAY (10/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
No matter what, just respond with how you adopt shelter dogs only to hit them with your hummer and eat the sweet sweet carcasses
#119 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/16/2013) [-]
i didnt eat meat during the entire marathon i was running to support the shelter i rescued my doggies from
i didnt eat meat during the entire marathon i was running to support the shelter i rescued my doggies from
#43 - ridivey (10/16/2013) [-]
heh, vegans
#79 - newsugarbriches (10/16/2013) [-]
umm yiss    
this post said bacon
umm yiss
this post said bacon
#45 - pacs (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i always assume vegan males are gay. from what i heard sperm tastes different.
vegan woman... hell if i know it's not like i will ever understand woman
#56 to #45 - poljento (10/16/2013) [-]
Now your comment on the other hand didn't sound gay at all.
#37 - respectyourmom (10/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
look at that warm pink center
User avatar #123 - gurtol (10/16/2013) [-]
What if they also drive a Prius?
User avatar #81 - niggernazi (10/16/2013) [+] (10 replies)
have half of you neckbeards even met a vegetarian/vegan irl? because you seem to bitch about them a lot and i fail to understand how you can met people outside your moms lonely basement
#63 - snakefire (10/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Its one thing to be a vegan, of which that is a belief, but biologically we are omnivores, we are the default, we are the 99%, we don't believe, we are acting on nature albeit in a very unnatural way.


You are not special, you are not moral, you are going against nature, and thats the truth of it.
User avatar #59 - tigronn (10/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
i love animals but wtf is up with vegans, at least just think, the animal is dead already, and you can't do **** about it, better make it count then, so it didnt die for your stupid trash can
#36 - respectyourmom (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
nuff said
#26 - anonymous (10/16/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Its really annoying how vegans are given the reputation of being up in your 						****					 about you eating meat and continually go on about it. I was a vegan and I'm now a vegetarian, but I plan on going vegan again soon.  I've never once had a go at someone over eating meat or labelled someone as a 'monster' because of their food choices. I honestly couldn't give a 						****					, but hey, if you felt like going vegetarian or vegan I'd love to talk about it and help you out.    
Anyway, Must we really go on and on about vegans on FJ? It was actually funny the first few times but now its just getting old and repetitive. . .
Its really annoying how vegans are given the reputation of being up in your **** about you eating meat and continually go on about it. I was a vegan and I'm now a vegetarian, but I plan on going vegan again soon. I've never once had a go at someone over eating meat or labelled someone as a 'monster' because of their food choices. I honestly couldn't give a **** , but hey, if you felt like going vegetarian or vegan I'd love to talk about it and help you out.
Anyway, Must we really go on and on about vegans on FJ? It was actually funny the first few times but now its just getting old and repetitive. . .
#9 - sofunnyso (10/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Isn't that the guy that won Jeopardy?
User avatar #8 - spltfire ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
This is the guy that won like a million dollars on Jeopardy right?
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