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today I fucked up. Did you enjoy the content? Why not send a friend request my way?. TIFF by exposing my anal hemorrhoid to my facebook. (self, tifa) submitted

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TIFF by exposing my anal hemorrhoid to my facebook. (self, tifa)
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So this wasn' t today, but I thought I would post a past story from a few years ago.
I had a big pain in my anus, I go to the doctors and he tells me that I haye a
haemorrhoid. Being the curious cat I was, I decide to get my phone and take a
photo of my sphincter region to get a good shot of what my ass hole looked like.
I haye I leg up on the bathroom table, facing towards a mirror with my balls fully
dangling. I was basically in the position in which you would want no one to walk in,
Anyways, after taking the photos on my phone, I do my own shit for a while and
then go to bed.
Next morning I wake up and look at my phone and see messages on my phone such
as "Dude...", "You are sharing a bit to much info there mate", etc. I rock up to work
and my mates call me ayer. Apparently my phone has some auto upload feature to
Facebook. I haye nayer been so embarrassed in my life. I go home and I cry into my
pillow.
I haye soo friends on Facebook... probably I/ Sth of them family members.
TLDR: Took photos of big red thing on my anus, gets uploaded to facebook
automatically, soo friends see my anus.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#3 - dafuckisthisshit
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****************** rolled image** the friends faces when
#11 to #3 - mchurtstab
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#20 to #3 - xscorpionx
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**xscorpionx rolled image**
#7 - fackyazombies
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**fackyazombies rolled image** what a ****** feature
#2 - teludabomb
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(07/12/2014) [-]
#24 to #2 - anon id: cd08dba9
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(07/14/2014) [-]
>Annon
>Reddit
intense bodylove m8 what r u doin
#5 - megazu
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(07/12/2014) [-]
He has 100 known family members?
User avatar #6 to #5 - angelmitskano
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(07/13/2014) [-]
He's probably mexican.
#8 to #5 - wheredahoodat
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Well, my father's family is giant. He has about 35 cousins, all with families of their own. I'd say I have well over 200 known relatives, but I don't ******* befriend them on facebook...
User avatar #9 to #5 - goldenfairy
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(07/13/2014) [-]
My father's parents have 7 children (+6 if we count husbands/wives) and 13 grandkids. That's 26 people.
From mother's side it's only my mother.
User avatar #16 to #5 - magicalsteve
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My great grandpa had 8 siblings, he had 8 kids and 2 of those kids had 9 kids. then there's their wives/husbands and the wives/husbands siblings that I know almost all of personally

We have a lot of farmland and have had a lot for several generations needless to say
User avatar #14 - helterskeletor
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(07/13/2014) [-]
What phone has that feature, and who in their right mind would turn it on.
User avatar #13 - butwhynot
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(07/13/2014) [-]
Why are you asking us to send you friend requests johlol? Did the content give you any ideas? Are you trying to send people pictures of you're anus?
User avatar #19 - AnomynousUser
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(07/13/2014) [-]
... I have 10 family members... How does that person have 100?
#21 to #19 - jonnythan
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white people
User avatar #22 to #21 - AnomynousUser
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But I am a white person...
#23 to #22 - jonnythan
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scribably dinka bapobah
User avatar #25 to #19 - demandsgayversion
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brown people
#12 - kibbleking
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(07/13/2014) [-]
>MFW google imaging hemorrhoid
>MFW google imaging hemorrhoid
#10 - heldiggrisen
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User avatar #17 to #10 - toxicplague
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this happened to my ex with her nudes, I can believe it because i sometimes do the same thing for places i can't see with the mirror.
User avatar #15 - trollingxkiwi
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He could have just use a mirror
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