today I fucked up
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TIFF by exposing my anal hemorrhoid to my facebook. (self, tifa)
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So this wasn' t today, but I thought I would post a past story from a few years ago.
I had a big pain in my anus, I go to the doctors and he tells me that I haye a
haemorrhoid. Being the curious cat I was, I decide to get my phone and take a
photo of my sphincter region to get a good shot of what my ass hole looked like.
I haye I leg up on the bathroom table, facing towards a mirror with my balls fully
dangling. I was basically in the position in which you would want no one to walk in,
Anyways, after taking the photos on my phone, I do my own shit for a while and
then go to bed.
Next morning I wake up and look at my phone and see messages on my phone such
as "Dude...", "You are sharing a bit to much info there mate", etc. I rock up to work
and my mates call me ayer. Apparently my phone has some auto upload feature to
Facebook. I haye nayer been so embarrassed in my life. I go home and I cry into my
I haye soo friends on Facebook... probably I/ Sth of them family members.
TLDR: Took photos of big red thing on my anus, gets uploaded to facebook
automatically, soo friends see my anus.