title. . That awk moment when you' re tuna take selfless and a mother decides to beat i/ child with her sandal. >taking selfies in a public restroom Disgusting.
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#2 - leonhardt (07/14/2014) [-]
>taking selfies in a public restroom   
   
Disgusting.
>taking selfies in a public restroom

Disgusting.
User avatar #17 to #2 - mexicandudeinsd ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
that gif hahaha
#32 to #2 - John Cena (07/15/2014) [-]
>taking selfies

disgusting
User avatar #29 to #2 - oceanfrank (07/15/2014) [-]
im just wondering, is there sauce for this gif?
#30 to #29 - John Cena (07/15/2014) [-]
What the **** sauce do you think there is? A video with the same thing happening? Wow! It's a ******* gif on the internet. Just take it as it is. Jesus ******* christ.
User avatar #31 to #30 - oceanfrank (07/15/2014) [-]
I like to hear the humans reaction.
User avatar #21 to #2 - lightninghorse ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
oh no fire, I'll save you human
User avatar #3 to #2 - fourtwentt (07/14/2014) [-]
Someone should beat her with a sandal for doing so
#20 - superfungi (07/15/2014) [-]
halp
User avatar #71 to #20 - mattyjay ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
pls nooooo
#26 - Underground (07/15/2014) [-]
Honestly raising a kid is almost just like raising and owning a dog, and screw anyone who says otherwise. At its very core when you raise a child or a dog you have to balance positive and negative reinforcement, don't just try to beat the thing into submission. Hitting should be reserved for big **** ups, like them directly disobeying or talking back or breaking something large and expensive. But you also need good in there too; did the little cretin behave well in public? Get good marks at school? Buy it a toy or some candy.

And strive to not be too strict, the goal is for your kids to trust you and not be afraid to come to you when they have done something or need advice. Remember, strict parents raise sneaky children.
#35 to #26 - fuckyosixtyminutes (07/15/2014) [-]
Oh look, someone misusing "positive and negative reinforcement".
User avatar #131 to #35 - Underground (07/16/2014) [-]
Well by all means professor educate us poor, underprivileged wretches on how it's supposed to be used.
User avatar #44 to #26 - commontroll (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, make them realize that you're in charge and they're dependent on you, not the other way around. Too many parents (and dog owners) are basically walked on by their kids, any time the kid pitches a fit, blah blah blah.
#39 to #26 - heartlessrobot (07/15/2014) [-]
I don't know about you, but if my dog talked back to me I sure as hell wouldn't discipline it.
User avatar #117 to #39 - anonshenanigans (07/15/2014) [-]
Holy **** I lol'd my ass off
#98 - childpls (07/15/2014) [-]
I ******* tried
User avatar #101 to #98 - calawesome (07/15/2014) [-]
I admire the effort.
#62 - sweetellie ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I still don't understand why people take selfies in public toilets. Why not take them in your own bathroom, at least it's cleaner and you're not gonna annoy anyone there.
I still don't understand why people take selfies in public toilets. Why not take them in your own bathroom, at least it's cleaner and you're not gonna annoy anyone there.
#80 to #62 - leftbehind (07/15/2014) [-]
I still don't understand why people take selfies in general?
I still don't understand why people take selfies in general?
User avatar #102 to #80 - shogg (07/15/2014) [-]
I actually enjoy looking at selfies.
User avatar #114 to #102 - chewiewhatawookie (07/15/2014) [-]
Of other people?
User avatar #119 to #114 - shogg (07/15/2014) [-]
I have a few very close, and very attractive, friends who live in different countries and are very self conscious. Since I don't actually get to see them, looking at a selfie is the closest I can come. It also makes me feel great to compliment them, and reassure them that they are indeed gorgeous.
But that's just me.
User avatar #122 to #119 - chewiewhatawookie (07/15/2014) [-]
Oh, ok. I thought you enjoyed looking at selfies of y­ourself.
User avatar #123 to #122 - shogg (07/15/2014) [-]
Why the hell would I want to look at my own face? I'm ugly as sin.
User avatar #124 to #123 - chewiewhatawookie (07/15/2014) [-]
Easy, pal. Take it easy, ok?
User avatar #125 to #124 - shogg (07/15/2014) [-]
WHY AM I SO UGLY
#126 to #125 - chewiewhatawookie (07/15/2014) [-]
I think I better go.
User avatar #127 to #126 - shogg (07/15/2014) [-]
Please don't go.
Tell me I'm pretty.
Can someone please actually love me.
#130 to #128 - shogg (07/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #6 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
Why do retards take selfies in public bathrooms??
User avatar #33 to #6 - peas (07/15/2014) [-]
because there is mirrors there I guess
User avatar #22 to #6 - digitalfruit (07/15/2014) [-]
Because they are retards.
#4 - Orc (07/14/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I would intense bodylove everybody in that picture.
User avatar #8 to #4 - tipjar ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
What even is that
#9 to #8 - John Cena (07/15/2014) [-]
i think its a shaved sloth..?
User avatar #15 to #8 - aesis (07/15/2014) [-]
Pretty sure that's the "Mantauk Monster", a bloated dog if I remember right.
User avatar #16 to #15 - BrownBearninetysix ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Close, but no. The Mantauk monster is a bloated racoon on a beach. That pic is a bloated sloth found in South America.
#100 to #15 - dxniel (07/15/2014) [-]
What're you talking about....? It's a limp, hairless sheep.
#7 to #4 - John Cena (07/15/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
#75 - champaigne ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Gee I wonder why....
#77 to #75 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/15/2014) [-]
just pointing out that resources inherently determine how prosperous a nation can become. but unfortunately people like your father enforce border regulations keeping families in africa whereas in any other times they would of migrated out to more rich places. but seeing as how you republican liberals constantly try to enforce equality for all, while at the same time excluding so many Africans cannot move out of continent. Mostly do to enforcement by people like your dad who show no remorse as well as people who wish to regulate commerce in an attempt to feed their greed. so kindly hop off my dick and read a ******* book you troll
User avatar #82 to #77 - tanstin (07/15/2014) [-]
Regardless the african-american population IN America is also responsible for more than 55% of all crime in the US, despite them being 14% of the entire population
User avatar #93 to #82 - matriculator (07/15/2014) [-]
Well that's what happens when you colonize a group of people, kill anyone of them who shows the slightest sign of intelligence, discriminate against them for decades and then suddenly sign a paper expecting everything to be alright. And lets not forget about institutional discrimination that still takes place.
And african immigrants in the U.S. surpass native U.S. born citizens in terms of high school and undergraduate graduation rates and most of them are refugees from wartorn countries. www.asian-nation.org/immigrant-stats.shtml
#83 to #82 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/15/2014) [-]
could it have anything to do with your grandfather enslaving them and keeping them intentionally ignorant to keep them under control. and forcing a mentality of sleep with everyone to produce more slaves? could it be that mentality forged is hard to break though in only roughly 5 generations? maybe you are seeing more blacks finding ways out of the slums that hold them down and you are nervous of the big black man stealing your job like the real theives they are. you ******* ******
User avatar #89 to #83 - tanstin (07/15/2014) [-]
Oh lord, FOR THE LAST ******* TIME, THAT HAPPENED MORE THAN 300 YEARS AGO. HIROSHIMA HAPPENED ON JAPAN AROUND 50 YEARS AGO, BUT THEY REBUILT, BIGGER, BETTER AND EXTREMELY MORE TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED ON THEIR OWN. I didnt even bother reading all your liberal butthurt, all I can gather is "waah, whitey privelege oppressin the innocents." And how ignorant of you to assume I'm white. I'm actually of pure asian descent. Did you know africans killed, captured and enslaved each other hundreds of years before white people arrived? I also work at a summer camp, from personal experience, the counsellors have the most trouble with the black kids who are often trying to touch the other girls, steal **** , and be downright pissy about everything. You're either a good troll, or a stupid, brainwashed liberal.
#91 to #89 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/15/2014) [-]
happened FOR 400 years. and besides i see you white people not even notice racism happening. like casting shredder in the ninja turtles as white. doesnt mean **** to a racist like you. you asians are exactly like white people. you have more racism between the asians than anyone. go ******* kill yourself. i'll probably see you again cause you all look alike

hiroshima was a war bomb. we dont blame people for war. we blame the people who attack us everyday while calling themselves our friends
User avatar #92 to #91 - tanstin (07/15/2014) [-]
Trolls these days.
#94 to #92 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/15/2014) [-]
ignorant people can't be reasoned with. so ill stop using reasoning with you and just call you a loser
#99 to #77 - champaigne ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
My father's from Scotland dumbass   
   
Get aids
My father's from Scotland dumbass

Get aids
#103 to #99 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/15/2014) [-]
so your moms a sheep?
User avatar #104 to #103 - champaigne ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Lol sheep still better than a ******
#106 to #105 - champaigne ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
It has white skin look under it's eyes trolololo
#107 to #106 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/15/2014) [-]
try harder scottsman and youre abusive attitude
User avatar #108 to #107 - champaigne ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Nah I'm good
#81 to #77 - nebuelaeus (07/15/2014) [-]
"republican liberals"
#84 to #81 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/15/2014) [-]
lincoln was a republican. read a book you dick
#88 to #84 - nebuelaeus (07/15/2014) [-]
How does that have anything to do with what i just said?
How does that have anything to do with what i just said?
User avatar #95 to #88 - jedawg (07/15/2014) [-]
You can be a Republican Liberal however those tend to be the worst kinds of people.
#90 to #88 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/15/2014) [-]
because you dont know what the words mean. fail
because you dont know what the words mean. fail
#132 to #90 - nebuelaeus (07/16/2014) [-]
I'm just going to sit here and laugh at you through my computer screen. Get as mad as you want, it just makes it funnier.
I'm just going to sit here and laugh at you through my computer screen. Get as mad as you want, it just makes it funnier.
#19 - John Cena (07/15/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk's opinion on hitting kids as a form of punishment: Yay or Nay? Personal experiences with or without that kind of discipline welcomed.

And no I don't mean beating the **** out of your child, I mean a slap to the back of the head or hand. Nothing extreme.
#36 to #19 - brockton (07/15/2014) [-]
I think that when i am a parent, that i will come up with more creative ways of punishing my child.  Like sending them to someplace they hate, or annoying the 			****		 out of them, or buy them a new cat and then kill it when they do something wrong.
I think that when i am a parent, that i will come up with more creative ways of punishing my child. Like sending them to someplace they hate, or annoying the **** out of them, or buy them a new cat and then kill it when they do something wrong.
User avatar #37 to #19 - nintendolover (07/15/2014) [-]
Hitting is a good tool to teach kids not to do something bad or dangerous, but it should never be used to teach respect.
User avatar #40 to #19 - exclamation (07/15/2014) [-]
Seeing as getting my ass whupped with a ladle helped me learn who is the boss, I think I'll do it, too.
User avatar #42 to #19 - keeptrolling (07/15/2014) [-]
I got spanked while I was a kid and thanks to that I learned respect, so I'm completely for it as long as you have moderation and control of strength
#57 to #19 - John Cena (07/15/2014) [-]
I got the belt and it made me a better man. I think kids need punishment, and a gentle head slap is not punishment. I say strike our kids asses with belts and spoons when the need some severe punishment and theyll think twice about being bad after that.
User avatar #59 to #19 - zaggystirdust (07/15/2014) [-]
The problem is that some parents see spanking and physical discipline as the quick and easy way to shut up you're kid, and thats the issue. Hitting a child should only be the option when everything else fails (ie: talking to them, taking away their stuff, grounding them, making them do extra chores). My parents rarely ever hit me, they just used other parenting methods to teach me from right and wrong.
User avatar #72 to #19 - Rei (07/15/2014) [-]
Not disciplining your kids makes you a bad parent. Smack when appropriate, or continual disobedience. But only using appropriate force. All this smacking is abusing ******** is the reason kids are such little ***** these days.
User avatar #73 to #19 - neokun (07/15/2014) [-]
I think my voice would be enough to scare my children ******** . People moan about my voice when im using my inside voice, they say its so loud.
User avatar #78 to #19 - brendantheferret (07/15/2014) [-]
I got spanked as a kid, but only when I was being a little **** or did something bad, otherwise my dad would talk to me/yell at me or put me to work

They stopped doing this when my younger siblings were born and they're little ***** now
#110 to #19 - pikininja (07/15/2014) [-]
No one should ever use hitting as a form of punishment, even if it is just a whack on the wrist. There are other forms of discipline that will send the message without physical force. My parents never hit me or my brother and we were still obedient and respected them.
#74 to #19 - tumblrpyrofox (07/15/2014) [-]
It's okay for a woman to hit her male child because they are meant to be disciplined. But if a dad hits his child it is rape
User avatar #43 to #19 - commontroll (07/15/2014) [-]
I believe it's absolutely a good thing in raising a child, especially when they're young. It means there's a range of punishment for different issues that arise. Timeout for general behavior stuff, and spankings for more severe things. But, as others have said, it's important to absolutely never do it out of anger (at least, don't be visibly angry when you're about to spank them) and to talk with them after about why you spanked them. I know my parents did that and it helped a lot. I didn't fear them when they were angry, but I did fear their spankings.

Though I still remember when I stole all the wooden spoons and locked myself in the bathroom to try and avoid a spanking. Ended badly.
User avatar #24 to #19 - codyxvasco (07/15/2014) [-]
I think parents need to moderate and only do it when they do something worthy of being hit and NEVER do it out of anger. If they ate your piece of candy and you get pissed don't whack them. If they kick the cat in the face, fu.ck that lil **** up.
User avatar #28 to #19 - symphoric (07/15/2014) [-]
I got spanked as a kid, never even with a belt but from time to time the wooden spoon would come out... Looking back I appreciate it, it snapped me out of being a little brat. My aunt refuses to spank her kids cause she believes it's unacceptable but her kids practically get away with murder now because they know that the worst thing their mom with do it not let them play with the iPad.. My personal opinion is that discipline is good, sadly many parents tend to discipline out of anger or frustration which then leads to bad things in most cases. I would say though, hitting a kid such as in the face or closed fist is just not okay. You have to know your strength and power with a child and be responsible in you punishment. That's just me though.
User avatar #23 to #19 - heartlessrobot (07/15/2014) [-]
Spanking as discipline should be used in moderation and for severe fack-ups. Like painting the new TV screen or kicking their brother in the balls.
#25 to #23 - thefrozen (07/15/2014) [-]
**thefrozen rolled image**I got spanked once when I was jumping on the floor above my dads office, and he went and told us not to jump off the couch, I went full wiseass mode and started jumping off of the  toybox. MFW
**thefrozen rolled image**I got spanked once when I was jumping on the floor above my dads office, and he went and told us not to jump off the couch, I went full wiseass mode and started jumping off of the toybox. MFW
User avatar #109 to #25 - assdoreponyfucker (07/15/2014) [-]
my cousin molested me when i was like 8 years old she made me massage her ass now i really want to **** her but she won't let me
#112 to #109 - thefrozen (07/15/2014) [-]
**thefrozen rolled image** The **** dude?
User avatar #113 to #112 - assdoreponyfucker (07/15/2014) [-]
i'm pretty sure she molested me she made me rub her ass my dad caught me and he wasn't made at me but i saw her crying after her mom and my dad were talking to her she was like 16 at the time and i was 8 now i remember it
#116 to #113 - thefrozen (07/15/2014) [-]
**thefrozen rolled image** damn son you got game, getting pussy at 8
User avatar #118 to #116 - assdoreponyfucker (07/15/2014) [-]
she let me sit in bed with her and watch movies and i boob grabbed her she didn't do anythign
#120 to #118 - thefrozen (07/15/2014) [-]
**thefrozen rolled image** cool I guess, but emotional trauma much?
User avatar #121 to #120 - assdoreponyfucker (07/15/2014) [-]
Not really, I never thought it was something bad when I was 8, but I just don't want her to live in guilt or anything. she won't talk about it we've never brought it up in conversation. My dad really hates her though
User avatar #41 to #23 - exclamation (07/15/2014) [-]
I almost got that same treatment for throwing a hockey puck at my brother, but the throw went awry and I broke a TV.
User avatar #65 - pepemex (07/15/2014) [-]
Also that awk moment when you don't call the police.
User avatar #11 - marking ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
intense bodylove
User avatar #12 to #11 - marking ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
just wanted to make sure that the word fu.ck is the one being changed
User avatar #13 to #12 - marking ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh, I didnt expect for fu.ck to be hyperlinked. What about f-uck?
User avatar #14 to #13 - marking ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
that works
User avatar #60 to #14 - swagfagit (07/15/2014) [-]
f.u.c.k you
User avatar #129 to #60 - marking ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
that works too
User avatar #47 - bakinboy ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
thats what you get for taking selfies
#66 - fukyu (07/15/2014) [-]
what about that moment when you are a narcissistic twat who feels the need to take pics of yourself in a public ******* ?
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#79 to #48 - guitarnigger (07/15/2014) [-]
ni porque hablo español me parecio chistoso eso... acaso tienes 12?
ni porque hablo español me parecio chistoso eso... acaso tienes 12?
User avatar #133 to #79 - newfeliperuiz ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
It's my second language.
The joke just didn't come together like it did in my head, but it was too late for me to pussy out.
User avatar #115 to #48 - chewiewhatawookie (07/15/2014) [-]
Could use a little work.
User avatar #27 - jamessevensix (07/15/2014) [-]
that awkward moment when you can no longer read what a person is trying to say because they spell like a ******** .
User avatar #46 to #27 - ljxjlos (07/15/2014) [-]
If you honestly even took half a second to figure anything she wrote out - well, if that´s the case I got bad news for you...you´re the dumbass...
User avatar #49 to #46 - jamessevensix (07/15/2014) [-]
you are about as sharp as a rusty spoon...I was being sarcastic...sigh
User avatar #50 to #49 - ljxjlos (07/15/2014) [-]
Well...you aren´t too good what Sarkasmus is considered if that´s the case.
User avatar #53 to #50 - jamessevensix (07/15/2014) [-]
you do realize that what you spelled doesn't actually sound like SARCASM at all right?

what you wrote sounds like SAR CAS MUS...wtf part of SARCASM has a MUS sound in it tard??????

also the "word" you wrote has MORE letters in it than the original word...if your intent is to SPEED up what you are typing through phonetic spelling you have FAILED so miserably you should consider sterilization.
User avatar #54 to #53 - ljxjlos (07/15/2014) [-]
I´m german, sick and tired. - spelling one word the german way instead of the english way is no broken bone.
User avatar #56 to #54 - jamessevensix (07/15/2014) [-]
right...so now you are mixing two languages into the same sentence and expecting the reader will somehow understand what you are attempting to say in ENGLISH?

yep, I'm done, the stupid factor on this banter just reached levels no brain should have to endure.

but just to show there are no hard feelings, allow me to express myself to you in your native language, Fick dich ins Knie, du Arschloch!
User avatar #58 to #56 - ljxjlos (07/15/2014) [-]
Actually, yes, I do - it´s a completely understandable mistake if you´re chatting in german on facebook and writing in english on FJ.
And, tbh, if someone is to dense to figure out that Sarkasmus means sarcasm...especially in the context. Well, that person definitely doesn´t deserve to understand.

Oh, okay...I, too, am sorry that your mother never loved you.
User avatar #61 to #58 - jamessevensix (07/15/2014) [-]
YES, I clearly understood the word you were TRYING to say, as I told you it was a complete and total misspelling of the word sarcasm.

and don't be sorry about my mom not loving me, your mom gives me all the love I can handle every night.
User avatar #63 to #61 - ljxjlos (07/15/2014) [-]
Not, it´s a 100% correct spelling - in another language - a mistake that could happen to everyone.
Well, that´s good for you. Of cause you had to retreat to her, obviously you had to find a woman that was related to me to find someone who´d prefer you over me.
#68 to #63 - jamessevensix (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand English is not your first language...but jokes are not your first nature either...
I understand English is not your first language...but jokes are not your first nature either...

User avatar #69 to #68 - ljxjlos (07/15/2014) [-]
Obviously they aren´t - just makes it even more impressive how good I am at it, right?
User avatar #70 to #69 - jamessevensix (07/15/2014) [-]
please don't procreate.
User avatar #111 - gayobliteratorhere (07/15/2014) [-]
words
User avatar #97 - childpls (07/15/2014) [-]
Spanking is legal here in the Bahamas but this lady looks like she's trying to knock her kid's head off.
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