title. . FBI ' S Plat mat Sit Back And Dy Of United States NEWS ll Terrorism ll Wand ll Government ll Terror ll Al-{ Jeane ll News ll ISSUE ll Apr 15, 2014. MFW people think america is gonna collapse because it hit a few economical bumps title FBI ' S Plat mat Sit Back And Dy Of United States NEWS ll Terrorism Wand Government Terror Al-{ Jeane News ISSUE Apr 15 2014 MFW people think america is gonna collapse because it hit a few economical bumps
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - warnly
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User avatar #13 to #1 - zeroguy
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you know that's is why i love Europe. when america is revolting they are outside with big signs saying "WE WANT ****" and are being boring as **** about it. when Europe is revolting we bring all **** down with fire and scream "WE WANT ****" and are ******* insane about it
#70 to #1 - kristovsky
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Oh what, so now u want the tea? ****** CHEEKY LIL CUNT M8 TAKIN OUR ****** TEA IL HOOK U STARIGHT IN THE GABBA M8 SWEAR ON ME MUM FUKIN UNGRATEFUL CHILD "OH IM GUNNA SHOVE THE TEA IN THE HARBOUR CUS IM SO INDEPENDENT HURR DURR HOW DARE KING GEORGE TAX US FOR SAVING US FROM FRANCE" FUKIN FRANCE? YOU DISAPPOINTMENT YOU ALWAYS LIKED FRANCE MORE WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE CANADA OR AUSTRALIA? THEY KNOW HOW TO FUKIN BEHAVE NEVER GAVE US ****, WE ALWAYS TREATED YOU WELL THEY KNEW THAT? NOW YOU WANT YOUR ****** TEA BACK?! FUKIN U WOT M8? JUST FOR THAT U AINT GETTIN NOFFINK CHEEKLY LIL CUNT.
User avatar #8 to #1 - nahingerii
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I realised something about your country recently, all the murder has nothing to do with gun control, I saw that kid just walk into his school with a knife and start giving people new *********, damn murica you scary
User avatar #28 to #1 - thebtardist
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M8 that **** happens in europe every ******* year, if theirs not a riot once a year in europe id be worried the rest of europe is plotting against the other.
#47 to #1 - anon id: d02708ca
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Canada
#52 to #1 - kuci
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wtf is Icelands flag doing there?
User avatar #85 to #1 - terafyde
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Being one of the rioters a few years back I am honest here. The bravest thing I saw someone do was throw a T-Shirt that was on fire at a cop And I got this bitchin' tv to put my computer display on.
#4 to #1 - zomitlu
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User avatar #9 to #4 - listerthepessimist
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that should be a thumbnail
#12 to #9 - whynotzoidberglol
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User avatar #10 to #9 - zomitlu
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i was thinking that
#5 to #4 - warnly
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unfortunately that was the full sized picture, so the guy i took it from is responsible. i'd totally put the blame on him.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zomitlu
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Well **** that guy
#7 to #1 - warnly
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in case you cant see ****
#25 to #7 - roguetrooper
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13 school shootings recorded in the first six weeks of 2014

[greenish-gray]www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/12/school-shootings-newtown-study-gun-violence[greenish-gray]

****** ****** everywhere, man. There's no escaping it.
User avatar #34 to #25 - oxymoronking
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a kid in my town shot himself in town. does that count?
#35 to #34 - oxymoronking
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tis one
User avatar #77 to #25 - traelos
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That's just because school shootings are all the new rage in libtard whining, they don't actually pose a threat to anyone but the people involved directly in them.

Come get me when there's a remote chance that 0.25% of the population is all in danger at once.
User avatar #83 to #77 - chimpaflimp
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No, it's because people sell 12-gauges to people with the mental stability of The Joker on heroin.
User avatar #30 to #7 - endercrew
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The Iceland one is ********. They're obviously making a sacrifice to the demons.
User avatar #82 to #7 - oceanfrank
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>Empire



K BRITAIN AND FRANCE AND GERMANY AND ITALY AND CHINA AND JAPAN AND RUSSIA AND OTTOMANS AND PORTUGUESE K. Nah im just kidding we had some asshole imperialistic **** back in our days too.
User avatar #62 to #7 - shallowandpedantic
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but Willy Wonka is British
#20 - xsap
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MFW people think america is gonna collapse because it hit a few economical bumps
#27 to #20 - aherorising
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you.... became a really fat, sweaty, basement-dweller?
you.... became a really fat, sweaty, basement-dweller?
User avatar #23 to #20 - toadkillerdog
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yeah, a buddy and I got drunk as **** and watched all the robocops a few days ago, apparently the US has been collapsing in the next few years since the 80s
#31 to #20 - anon id: c538a8d1
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So did Germany look what happend there
User avatar #93 to #31 - rokulda
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>implying every country that has hit an economical bump is going to collapse
how are there any countries in the world right now?
User avatar #89 to #31 - teocherries
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being forced to pay all the damages for a trans-continental war and being forced to say that the war was all your fault so you can't resist said payments is not an economical bump
#40 to #20 - anon id: 9ae4bb90
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america started to collapse when people forgot what they were fighting for
User avatar #50 to #40 - smashingtonic
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Damn that's deep...
User avatar #43 to #40 - xsap
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and what was that?
#45 to #20 - bvsfang
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The GOVERNMENT may collapse, but not America
User avatar #53 to #20 - bloorajah
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well our entire government shut down a while ago...
hasnt done that for a while.
User avatar #54 to #53 - xsap
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and nothing happened, everyone carried on their daily lives
User avatar #55 to #54 - bloorajah
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actually allot happened.
when the worlds leading financial powerhouse defaults on its bills and shuts down, it leads to drops in the stock market, unrest, and various other deep seeded problems.
so while everyone carried on with their lives, the actual damage being done was massive. and on a global scale.
User avatar #56 to #55 - xsap
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...and then everyone carried on their daily lives
User avatar #61 to #56 - greyhoundfd
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And I'm sure while the holocaust was occuring there was a guy in Australia who was reclining on a couch and lighting up, it doesn't make it a minor event.

When a major world government shuts down, especially one as large as the US, it sends shockwaves throughout the international community. No one trusts us to pay back our debt anymore, and if it happens again I wouldn't be surprised if there was a penalty placed on the United States.
#94 to #61 - anon id: b261ecc8
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Yeah, good luck enforcing the penalty, unless they want a Third World War to come out of it.
User avatar #95 to #94 - greyhoundfd
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>70% of the reason the US can function is because of support from other countries.

Take out that support, then pit every single nation who is fed up with America's **** against us?

It'll be easier to deal with the penalty.
User avatar #57 to #56 - bloorajah
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what im trying to say is that the government shutting down didnt cause people to die, or widespread rioting. its effects were invisible, and intangible. the closure of the us government caused the value of the dollar to drop, foreign powers to doubt the united states overall power, and for many government activities to cease.
it was a HUGE issue for the economy, and while normal people would be widely unaffected, the US at large took a bad hit.
and while the government is back open now, the economic repercussions of the closure will probably stay with us for a few years.
User avatar #60 to #57 - phawsy
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There is also the fact that many government owned tourist attractions, buildings and landmarks temporarily closed down making quite a lot of people lose their jobs and their pay during the shutdown.
#39 to #20 - lordhaha
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User avatar #29 to #20 - closothehomosexual
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you can make anything sound minor if you say it like that

"9/11 wasn't that bad, it was just a couple of buildings"
User avatar #92 to #29 - rokulda
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it was
it was literally that
plus 1/10000 of America's population
User avatar #87 to #29 - bushingenna
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the thing is, it really wasn' that bad when it comes to damages and such.

the whole idea of why it was such a big issue was that everyone felt unsafe.

Yes it was tragic but people were more scared than sad if yuo ask me.
User avatar #33 to #29 - divinecreator
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it wasnt that bad the same amount of people that died from that incident is the same amount as the earths daily death toll. so if you look at it that way were just one day ahead of schedule and down 2 buildings
User avatar #51 to #33 - smashingtonic
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It wasn't that they just died, like of natural causes
It was the way they died
User avatar #80 to #51 - divinecreator
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they died in that way to instill fear amoungst those who werent killed however you can only be scared/fearful of them if you are scared of death which is what they(terrorist) provided. if you accept death as a necessary part of life then you are not scared or afraid of what will happen next . Take the terror out of terrorist and what do you have? nothing
User avatar #36 to #33 - closothehomosexual
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but in all seriousness, does that death toll count towards death of old age and suicide? those dont really count
User avatar #37 to #36 - divinecreator
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why wouldnt they count are they not humans going from a living state to a dead one?
User avatar #38 to #37 - closothehomosexual
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because deaths don't really matter if the person has decided/accepted/naturally died. these people are happy people having their lives taken away from them forcefully.
User avatar #41 to #38 - divinecreator
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thats more of a personal opinon on whos deaths matter. i would say all deaths matter to the degree in witch they affect the surroundings around them. if a happy young person who had the will to live on a desert island died i wouldnt care.If the Dali lama an old man who has accepted death yet taught the world a valuable lesson of peace and prosperity died i would cry a little
#32 to #29 - anon id: 7e8e9190
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It was just a couple of buildings. The reason 9/11 is important is because of the symbol it became.

The economy isn't in all that bad of a state, just dumb people think it is.
User avatar #24 - enjoyablepretzels
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we should stop them! the only people allowed to be that lazy is ourselves
#22 - magceral
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I can see it now all out revolt on rascals. THE HUMANITY MERICA
#71 - cannibalvegan
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HFW America collapses.
HFW America collapses.
#59 - trevanman
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how is that a plot?
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#66 to #65 - trevanman
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I don't think sooooo.......

I really have no idea.
I'm ******* tired and I should go to sleep
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User avatar #81 - pulluspardus
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Arabicexplain

the font is reversed, and not connected , this is a very common mistake English people do when trying to use Google Translate to translate to arabic, the correct line is

ننتضر الان والسماح الغرب لتدمير نفسها تحت وطاة الشراهة الخاصة

it is saying this (its obviously from Google Translate since the grammar is also wrong)

"Waiting now, and let the west destroy itself under the footsteps of the private greed"
User avatar #84 to #81 - ThatFuckingGuy
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It's also from The Onion, so.. you know/
User avatar #91 to #84 - pulluspardus
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I know.
#68 - darknesincontrol
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America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN!
I just love all Armstrong quotes
#79 to #68 - certifiedidiot
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**** "American pride." **** the media! **** all of it!
#67 - singsing
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The onion is quite literally the best website our there (aside from FJ). I love when people take it out of context and make it seem believable to the non-onion master race.
#11 - anon id: 3ecdce8a
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they can do that since obama is doing it for them
User avatar #14 to #11 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account**
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I disagree
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