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I Anonymous( lla: ) / 14( Wed) 16: [Fkelly]
Most awkward sexual stories thread.
I I l': ' r BTW, I am _ Yes, am grill, don' t shit yourself. Anyway:
years ago
AHMED
in town
guy
10. surety nice dude
I' m new. he seems interested
me backto his. says he' s having a BBQ day
Zzounds aweosme. I' m stoked
up at his, but I' m a bit early
Churns out BED isn' t fer another hour m SC)
sin backyard awkwardly
think sf anything to say, but I think he' s checking me out
starts getting ready fer BED
Onrushing all up against me.. bit
Nnothing inappropriate, just little bit sf contact
like I' m getting kind sf hot
hand my side
Titays there
staring fer a few seconds before he decides to gs for it
Cleans in. pulls up
Hm SC) ready
his meat
tosses his meat me
mast it and an aweosme BBQ commences
4 am grill
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - insanepyromania
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(04/10/2014) [-]
10/10 would read again    
   
only related pic I have
10/10 would read again

only related pic I have
#2 to #1 - anon id: 5247b371
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(04/10/2014) [-]
Hot meat. kek
User avatar #32 to #1 - landartheconqueror
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(04/11/2014) [-]
OH geez that makes me horny hungry
User avatar #90 to #1 - nozepicker
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(04/11/2014) [-]
i came
#92 to #1 - anon id: 1359b19a
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(04/11/2014) [-]
>pic
#111 to #1 - mastereleven
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(04/11/2014) [-]
Why would you post what comes out of a grill? That's disgusting
User avatar #4 to #1 - zodiacwolf
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(04/10/2014) [-]
That's the only related pic you need...

*drools*
User avatar #9 to #1 - syfygeek
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(04/10/2014) [-]
I want your glorious meat inside of me.
#6 to #1 - filip
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(04/10/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 - manbearpiglet
Reply +266 123456789123345869
(04/10/2014) [-]
Yess I am grill
Yess I play games
Grill Games unite
#79 to #3 - xcore
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(04/11/2014) [-]
Console for grill gamers
Someone please get this reference
#89 to #79 - anon id: d50f01fe
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(04/11/2014) [-]
******* casuals
User avatar #93 to #89 - xcore
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(04/11/2014) [-]
At least waffle maker is best console
#5 - benschien
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(04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #26 to #5 - enigmaticspirit
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(04/10/2014) [-]
I'm fairly certain condoms are not an ingredient in biscuits.
#48 to #5 - goblingang
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(04/11/2014) [-]
motherfucin' cleats
#88 to #5 - anon id: 8ef7dfde
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(04/11/2014) [-]
>Who where's cleats inside?
>where's
User avatar #101 to #5 - diksniper
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(04/11/2014) [-]
what are cleats
User avatar #105 to #101 - madkable
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(04/11/2014) [-]
Shoes with plastic or metal spikes underneath them to grip grass (or any other terrain) better when running/changing direction. Often used for football(soccer), american football, rugby, baseball, paintball etc.
User avatar #107 to #105 - diksniper
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(04/11/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #106 to #105 - diksniper
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(04/11/2014) [-]
oh okay, we just call them boots
User avatar #108 to #106 - madkable
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(04/11/2014) [-]
No problem. Just out of curiosity, where are you from? I know in certain parts of the UK they call em boots.
User avatar #109 to #108 - diksniper
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(04/11/2014) [-]
melbourne, australia
User avatar #110 to #109 - madkable
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(04/11/2014) [-]
Ahh sweet, defs some place I'de like to visit some day.
#10 to #5 - jaked
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(04/10/2014) [-]
Have you ever ****** up at cooking so much that you cremated part of the dish?
User avatar #18 to #5 - karson
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(04/10/2014) [-]
this is ******* golden.
#14 to #5 - theseventhmirror
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(04/10/2014) [-]
>They were black and the closest thing I had to dress shoes

Classy as ****.
#31 - euroblend
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(04/11/2014) [-]
fav greentext
#61 to #31 - corundumdeath
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(04/11/2014) [-]
Not going to like, I actually facepalmed.
User avatar #50 to #31 - queencardvike
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(04/11/2014) [-]
"Glassy, Jarred look on her face." I didn't notice that before.
User avatar #52 to #50 - cantfindausername
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(04/11/2014) [-]
How about the first line? "gf is prego"
#54 to #52 - ryderjbudde
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(04/11/2014) [-]
All spaghetti references:
>gf is prego
>one night things get particularly saucy
>I'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ******* chunks coming out
>glassy, jarred look on her face
>almost transparent
>vegetative state
mfw
#56 to #54 - cantfindausername
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(04/11/2014) [-]
Oh, I know. I know alright. Oh yeah. I know.   
 I don't know why I did that.
Oh, I know. I know alright. Oh yeah. I know.
I don't know why I did that.
#57 to #56 - ryderjbudde
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(04/11/2014) [-]
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#59 to #57 - cantfindausername
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(04/11/2014) [-]
What has happened?
What has happened?
#25 - MasterManiac
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(04/10/2014) [-]
Compulsory.
User avatar #99 to #25 - jaguarmet
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(04/11/2014) [-]
Requesting the original Girl Gamer pic
#21 - mikasuh
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(04/10/2014) [-]
The end made me feel retarded,I cannot believe I fell for that..
The end made me feel retarded,I cannot believe I fell for that..
#22 to #21 - dontknowme
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(04/10/2014) [-]
You and me both
#98 to #21 - spizin
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(04/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 - metacobalion
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(04/11/2014) [-]
MFW first one of these twist endings I was able to predict.
MFW first one of these twist endings I was able to predict.
User avatar #53 to #35 - catburglarpenis
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(04/11/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ man, where the **** did you get such a terrifyingly hilarious gif?
User avatar #95 to #53 - metacobalion
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(04/11/2014) [-]
I got it here on FJ on some tom hanks related content.
#11 - boxofwonderz
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(04/10/2014) [-]
Damn, got me
Damn, got me
#43 - fareastbrainseer
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(04/11/2014) [-]
God dammit, they gave away the ending before the greentext and I still fell for it.
God dammit, they gave away the ending before the greentext and I still fell for it.
User avatar #36 - wewumbo
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(04/11/2014) [-]
Love how she told us she was a grill at the second line and no one even noticed
User avatar #37 to #36 - markipliergame
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(04/11/2014) [-]
grill is used as a replacement for girl sometimes