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#6 - including
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#36 to #6 - anon id: 10e693d0
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O.M.G. it spins!
O.M.G. it spins!
#77 to #36 - gnumag
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#39 to #36 - holmborn
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Asian mind tricks
User avatar #10 - manofparody
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My opinion:
Goat simulator is a piece of **** game that is only popular because youtube commentators made fun of how ****** it is while playing it.
User avatar #26 to #10 - sonnyboii
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I agree, but unfortunately we are hated on because we dont think goat simulator is so cool and silly and funny and so on
#11 to #10 - gryphemthegryphon
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#20 to #10 - hillbillypowpow
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Your opinion is incorrect
#21 to #20 - hillbillypowpow
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I mean like, factually. It's meant to be ******
User avatar #38 to #10 - TheMather
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It's ****, but it's highly addictive ****.
You start playing it ironically because you know it's ****, you keep playing it because you forget time is a thing that exists.
#14 to #10 - sethperson
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No it's not good, but the fact that it's bad is part of the joke. It's a lark and humor sells. Pet rocks were a thing in the 70s, and Goat Simulator is in the same vein.
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User avatar #69 to #14 - buriedstpatrick
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It's a joke that they charge for.
If the joke hadn't solely been on a meta level maybe they could justify the asking price.
Just because it's been going on since the 70's doesn't excuse it.
User avatar #40 to #10 - toppone
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Except I played the game before the lets plays were on YouTube, its random nonsense fun is actually entertaining.
User avatar #15 to #10 - phoenixdowner
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actually, it was never intended to be released as a game, it was a sort of goofy tech demo whose existence got out, then everyone started clamoring for them to release it, so they did.
User avatar #47 to #15 - buriedstpatrick
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Yet they have the audacity to charge money for it.

Let's be honest, it's all in the goal of being satiric and ironic.
Saying people should not buy it has an obvious reverse psychology effect, and everyone knows it, yet keep quiet about it, because "lol so random".
I did an article about this whole afair on ScrewAttack, in which I discuss the ethical issues with the release of Goat Simulator, if you're interested.
www.screwattack.com/news/we-are-rewarding-bad-game-design

Developers still have responsibilites. If they were not originally going to charge for it, I don't see how it makes it right to sell an unfinished product. They had huge amounts of demand behind them, and they could have made a functional product, yet they chose to just release as is with only crash bugs being fixed. The game runs like **** on even on high end systems with Geforce Titans, dropping below 30 frames if too many goat minions have been summoned.

I know that this comment will inevitably receive hundres of red thumbs from people who just don't care, because it's "fun", and we shouldn't posses critical thinking, but it doesn't change the fact that Goat Simulator is a terrible video game that does not belong anywhere on the Steam Store (Along with all the crap Valve is letting through lately).

This game was made for YouTube, nothing more, nothing less. It's easy YouTube money, and that's it - and as we all know, YouTube views drive sales tremendously (ask any Indie dev). If you look at it from a critical angle (which honestly I wished more people would do) you can clearly see just how shallow the "funny" moments in this disasterpiece are.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4nPxKSVP2g

If there's anything positive to take away from this, it's that Coffee Stain Studios will actually have the funding needed to make a good game. As we've seen with Sanctum, they do have the capacity to do it.
#31 - chupiter
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There will be goat-bronies.





I guarantee it.
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User avatar #41 to #31 - qosfortyone
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all it would take is a little skin mod...
#42 to #41 - lazaman
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Someone make this now.   
   
Literally, just recolor the goats pink and blue and other colors.   
Then watch as the bronies trip over their fedoras in a water fall of chivalry.
Someone make this now.

Literally, just recolor the goats pink and blue and other colors.
Then watch as the bronies trip over their fedoras in a water fall of chivalry.
User avatar #43 to #42 - qosfortyone
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i'm not a modder but judging by the frequently used mods around the gaming industry

a flying mod is also possible and maybe a telekinesis mod which you control objects with the mouse?
User avatar #44 to #43 - lazaman
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AW ****!
If we had the right people, we could make a mod pack so tantalizing to bronies, that they couldn't keep their chubby little fingers off of it.
#45 to #44 - qosfortyone
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User avatar #50 to #44 - krobeles
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Why all the hate on the bronies? I'm sure there is much more loathesom groups you can vent your frustration at.
User avatar #97 to #50 - lazaman
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Im not hating bronies.
I'm just plotting an evil plan to make them addicted to a stupid ******* game.

If I could do that to another group I would.
User avatar #51 to #50 - shadowsynergy
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Not a single worse group of human beings in history. Not the nazis, not the jews, not the alien lizard people (who I guess aren't human beings, but I digress) you get the idea.
User avatar #64 to #51 - quicksilveralicorn
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frozen fans
User avatar #65 to #64 - shadowsynergy
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Still no where near as bad as bronies.
User avatar #67 to #65 - quicksilveralicorn
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I'm a brony, but i'm no where NEAR as bad as the frozenfags. If you don't like the show, fine. If you think it's crap, fine.
THESE PEOPLE WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN FOR SAYING IT SUCKS
User avatar #68 to #67 - shadowsynergy
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The frozen fags started to go away or shut up after a while, meanwhile the bronies have been throwing there **** around for over a year. Also frozen was like a 3/10, where as my little is -142934/10.
User avatar #70 to #68 - quicksilveralicorn
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Ey, don't pin that on me. Plus Frozen was a good movie save for the constant musical numbers, and the fact that Elsa has powers that she managed to pull out of her ass
User avatar #71 to #70 - shadowsynergy
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Exactly. And I don't blame individuals for the acts of bronies. I only blame and hate on them when they act as bronies, other times they're just fine. They just gotta know when to keep there mouths shut.
User avatar #74 to #71 - quicksilveralicorn
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My mind set as one is "You don't bring it up, I won't bring it up."
User avatar #76 to #74 - shadowsynergy
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That's a good way to do it. I don't mind if people talk about **** or even post content, I can skip. But bronies have been spamming this **** everywhere for over a year.
User avatar #79 to #51 - poccylane
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*Cough* Vamps *Cough*
User avatar #55 to #51 - krobeles
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Sure. The idea i get from that is; "I'm just doing it for kicks. No serious intend behind it".
Thats an idea i can totally get behind. Good one on you.
User avatar #58 to #44 - bakawaka
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so you're trying to spite the bronies by making something they want?
User avatar #98 to #58 - lazaman
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No I'm trying to be evil.
User avatar #66 to #41 - Shiny
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If I knew anything about 3D modeling, I'd do it just to see the rage.
#16 - I Am Monkey
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#81 to #22 - thatmetalkid
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that's ******* metal
#89 to #22 - mrnoodlez
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User avatar #94 to #89 - ebirah
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whats that gif from
User avatar #99 to #94 - mrnoodlez
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Some stupid movie called V/H/S/2
#27 to #22 - willindor
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#49 to #27 - datmine
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MULTIBLE SIMULTANIOUS DE3P STRIKS
MULTIBLE SIMULTANIOUS DE3P STRIKS
#23 to #22 - tiredofthis
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#29 - xathos
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#33 to #29 - alimais
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Big ass sperm
Big ass sperm
#37 to #33 - tippidie
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Big ass eyebrows
Big ass eyebrows
#48 to #37 - datmine
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More eyebrows    
 Dont mind the batle brothas in the background and the text
More eyebrows
Dont mind the batle brothas in the background and the text
User avatar #62 to #29 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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sperm cell
User avatar #1 - bothemastaofall
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10 bucks, one tiny map. no game modes.
How is this game popular?
User avatar #60 to #1 - buriedstpatrick
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It's a terrible video game, but fun for underdeveloped minds, that do not play games for good game mechanics.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4nPxKSVP2g
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Because its not call of duty
#34 to #1 - anon id: 0dfef628
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you can be a satan goat
User avatar #52 to #1 - mangostormlegend
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For a sec, I thought you were referring to CoD map packs
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#61 to #1 - anon id: a6dac4d5
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Tell that to people who spend $100 on a hooker for an hour. It's $10 for at least an hour of "fun".
User avatar #80 to #61 - buriedstpatrick
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Better games on Steam currently < $10:

- Faster Than Light
- Terarria
- Garry's Mod (This is basically Goat Simulator, only good)
- Papers Please
- Spelunky
- Fallout 3
- Fallout: New Vegas
- Half Life 2
- Fez
- Braid
- ******* Deus Ex
- Limbo
- The Binding of Isaac

Do I need to ******* continue?
#12 to #1 - splyt
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i just torrented it. still fun as **** nd somehow more enjoyable when it's free. like food.
User avatar #2 to #1 - xxcryomarsxx
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Its funny and theres always new stuff to do
User avatar #28 to #1 - hairbrush
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10 bucks isn't much for at least a day of fun
#25 to #1 - kristofa
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you can be a goat
#78 - monsterderp
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**monsterderp rolled image** deer god, why?
#84 to #78 - jalthelas
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**jalthelas rolled image**


At least you're honest
#24 - youborn
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**youborn rolled image** mfw goat
User avatar #17 - mondominiman
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Where did the can thing originate from anyways? I've had goats and never once have they ever ate an aluminum can.
User avatar #92 to #17 - gummybearwarrior
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As comment #7 has taught me. They only chew on cans because their trying to get the glue and paper off. They wont chew on a bare can like in the content
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