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titanic. if you laughed, why not friend me?. Anytime you' re afraid to try seine new ... remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. Elep

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Anytime you' re afraid to try seine new
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professionals built the Titanic.
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But the titanic sank?
If only the titanic did that
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User avatar #15 - shadowsynergy (04/06/2014) [+] (72 replies)
Except the ark didn't exist, it's a story. A good story with a message, but a story none the less.
#8 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (8 replies)
The Titanic did do that.

Which is why it sank.
User avatar #42 - tehpoonages (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
people are hating on this just because drake said it, thats so shallow. if someone like einsteins said it all of you faggots would be cheering and sucking his dick.
#36 - cotterj (04/06/2014) [+] (11 replies)
CORRECTION: G-d built the ark, IRISHMEN built the Titanic...
CORRECTION: G-d built the ark, IRISHMEN built the Titanic...
#62 to #54 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Dammit Jafar, you can't just ask people what happened to their "o"
Dammit Jafar, you can't just ask people what happened to their "o"
#91 - zeedeveel (04/07/2014) [+] (34 replies)
Well, the Titanic existed.
#32 - youborn (04/06/2014) [-]
**youborn rolled image** Mfw I'm on a BOAT
**youborn rolled image** Mfw I'm on a BOAT
#30 - include (04/06/2014) [-]
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#130 - mitchellhw (04/07/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Didn't they find the ark? O.o
#153 to #130 - themassivefail (04/07/2014) [-]
That's... that's a hill.
User avatar #17 - howunexpected (04/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
the problem with the Titanic was not in its design or form, but in its pilot. Therefore, his whole tweet makes little sense
User avatar #29 to #17 - lolollo (04/06/2014) [-]
The Captain was also a professional.
#69 - mereu (04/07/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Mfw the comment section.

The Ark was real. How do I know that? Well it says so in the Bible. And they also found it in Turkey. I have a message for you hateful atheists: Read the bible to save your soul!
You'll be eliberated by what you'll find there. Like talking donkeys and snakes, giants, people living hundreds of years (Noah died at 950), God wrestling Jacob and defeating him, God commiting genocide, incest was ok, killing younglings was God's way to relief stress (You gotta hand it to the guy, it was a tough job), God himself says that he deceives his own prophets in order to get rid of them and much much more only in The Bible.
So you better hurry and get your own copy or you'll burn in hell, atheists!!!

I'll tip my fedora out of here now
#77 to #69 - doctorstein (04/07/2014) [-]
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
#61 - gramernazi (04/06/2014) [-]
**gramernazi rolled image** Mfw comments
**gramernazi rolled image** Mfw comments
User avatar #52 - finblob ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm pretty sure nobody in the comments got this joke.
User avatar #84 - demandsgayversion (04/07/2014) [-]
The guys building the Titanic didn't have divine privilege.
#129 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/07/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Why did this pop in my head when I read ''Ark''?
User avatar #85 - galkawhm (04/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The ark doesn't exist.

The titanic ran into a giant piece of ice.
User avatar #34 - mayorman ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i don't get it...someone care to enlighten me?
User avatar #35 to #34 - mrmomoguy (04/06/2014) [-]
Amateurs (people who are new at something) built the ark. The ark held two of each animal on Earth and saved them from a gigantic flood or something, at least that's the jist of the story. Professionals built the Titanic, the giant massive ship that sank killing hundreds of people.

TL;DR sometimes amateurs can be better than professionals.
#63 - kingjojo (04/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Also The titanic was meant to be unsinkable to weather and slight impact, not a Tear.. also the crew was untrained.. If you are in a car and you crash it whose fault is it? yours.. for not being able to drive the car...
#1 - ihearcolors (04/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
So what do I send another friend request or something then?
So what do I send another friend request or something then?
User avatar #11 - tomliboo (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Pretty sure that's something Steve Tyler's mum said...

At a minute in Top Gear - seria 20, odc. 5 w BBC Knowledge  - Steve Tyler
#37 - mastersaturday (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Doesn't work if you don't believe the ark was real. The lesson should be don't bite off more than you can chew.
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