'tis but a scratch. . Tard stories? twerking at a grocery store while at uni for some extra cash iwork in adduce section, pretty chill jab that pays well Ijwe o
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'tis but a scratch

Tard stories?
twerking at a grocery store while at uni for some extra cash
iwork in adduce section, pretty chill jab that pays well
Ijwe of the cart pushers is a level 90 autist
chalking through parking let one day towards employee deer
retard has managed to wrangle a line of carts probably 70 feet long
Entries ta thread the needle between two cars in the parking let
fwends up scraping the absolute **** out of a brand new (at the time) jaguar
Unscratched up the entire drivers side, tram bumper to bumper
remelts up at me when hes finally through the gap and says
Wow, that was bless!"
nothing ever ******* happened.
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Submitted: 08/01/2014
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#5 - decayingapple (08/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Autist's fw
#7 - moribus (08/02/2014) [+] (5 replies)
If someone wants it.
#9 - ohhitheree (08/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Be in like fourth grade
>Have a gym class with some kid I hate for no real reason
>Have a friend who wasn't a tard but had a tempter like one
>Gym teacher tells us to sit on a line painted on the floor
>Kid I don't like sits next to hulk friend
>"Dude that kid just cut in front of you"
>"This is a line?"
>"Yeah, and he just skipped right in front of you"
>Activate rage mode
>He immediately pounces on the guy next to him
>Pulls off his shoe and starts bashing the kid
>The kid curls up in fetal position and starts screaming WHY
>Teachers come over and grab him, pulling him away
>He throws his shoe and hits the kid one last time
>No regrets
#23 - phudgepacker (08/02/2014) [-]
Is there no limit to how many stock photos that guy is in
Is there no limit to how many stock photos that guy is in
User avatar #1 - liberalgodess (08/01/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Y'all are laughing at a man about to murder a woman in that picture.
Patriarchy at its finest.
User avatar #10 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I still have some tard I went to the same school as in my Facebook friends list. He's kind of a Nazi so he mostly just posts racist statuses complaining about immigrants and **** . He likes cars too.
#12 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I hate mentally disabled people. They're so ******* useless. I'm talking about the hardcore kind, not the people with slight OCD or something problems. I'm only talking about the hard core mentally disabled. They're all leeches and parasites. They leech off of everyone around them. They can never live on their own, someone always has to take care of them, and they'll never have a job. They're a burden to everyone around them. All they do is take and give absolutely nothing in return. They can never be a productive member of society.
User avatar #20 to #12 - malacrianza ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I somewhat see your point.

However, I have a very close friend who has a brother with severe down syndrome. He's the only person with downs that I know personally, and he's such a nice guy, always friendly, ready to laugh and be happy. I'm glad he lives, and I'm sure his family sees it that way.

He makes those around him happy. That's more than I can say about most people.
#13 - mikoli (08/02/2014) [-]
thumbed and faved content because of the picture, read the story, and now im sad because i cant thumb stuff twice.

pic unrelated
#31 - Orc has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#32 to #31 - Orc (08/02/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** The story reminds me of when Chief Wiggum nearly shot himself when eating those doughnuts off his gun in The Simpsons Movie.
#26 - tortortyr (08/02/2014) [-]
comment unnessesary
#27 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
#18 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
im only a level 40 autist so i can't stack any more than 15 carts ;c
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