twerking at a grocery store while at uni for some extra cash
iwork in adduce section, pretty chill jab that pays well
Ijwe of the cart pushers is a level 90 autist
chalking through parking let one day towards employee deer
retard has managed to wrangle a line of carts probably 70 feet long
Entries ta thread the needle between two cars in the parking let
fwends up scraping the absolute fuck out of a brand new (at the time) jaguar
Unscratched up the entire drivers side, tram bumper to bumper
remelts up at me when hes finally through the gap and says
Wow, that was bless!"
nothing ever fucking happened.