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I hated every second of itl I
I . THATS NOT WHAT I SAW
f LET ME EAT YOUR ASS
TONIGHT.
i NEVER GAVE ME BUTT SEX
hurting. sorry _
t LET ME HAVE YOUR ASS OR ILL
DUMP YOU
youre drunk N
stop being dumb [
and them you nomad
sodomy. LOL
f Good then ill call the cops and tell _
them about your weed.
Fm calling your dad mom brother
f you cant win just come home and _
lets talk
wattest"
we both wanna talkto u. come
back.
His brother died. [
OH MY BROTHERS DEAD ILL
JUST FUCK MY ROOMMATES
GFS ASS
EVERYONE YOU CHEATED
I SHOULD I JUST TELL
AND WERE THROUGH?
T AFTER I SAVE YOU MY
GRANDMAS RING?
I promise can work this out _
calm down me: [
f I want to be with you. You give me _
what I need. Only you ck?
T YOULL JUST DO IT AGAIN
HEARTLESS BITCH
f Andrew. you] dont understand ?
We' re not perfect angels. I said
sorry.
how can I prove it to you??? [
EAT COCK V
listen
Cer told me everything lying bitcha
I" HE FUCKED U THREE TIMES '
f IN THE FACE, PUSSY, ASS T
I YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH HIM [
FOR so DAYS
WHAT DO U HAVE TO SAY FOR T
YOURSELF BITCH?
f hes lying cause he wants u to _
dump me.
f need to have a talk with him right _
now.
I YEAA GO FIGURE OUTA STORY [
SO YOU CAN BOTH LIE. GUESS
YOU FORGOT SATURDAYS M Y
BIRTHDAY V.
ididnt happy birthday [
tat
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - djequalizee
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(07/13/2014) [-]
"thx"
#126 to #3 - thehawkeye
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(07/13/2014) [-]
why the intense bodylove is that picture so big?
#7 - adu
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(07/13/2014) [-]
>Gave his grandmother's ring to girlfriend of 6 months
>Is more upset about not getting anal than being cheated on
>Willing to forgive her under the condition that she does anal

Oh man, these two are perfect for each other.
User avatar #158 to #7 - oaaaa
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(07/13/2014) [-]
well, i would be more upset about her giving anal to someone else than being cheated on me. i guess u dont see a lot of girls.
User avatar #160 to #158 - adu
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No, I see just one girl. I guess that's the difference.
User avatar #161 to #160 - oaaaa
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(07/13/2014) [-]
well, not everyone is that lucky and does not get bored by girls really fast.
User avatar #167 to #161 - adu
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I don't know, some girls just seem to to have an infinite pool of fun times to be had. Those are the ones I try to keep as long as possible.
User avatar #168 to #167 - oaaaa
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(07/13/2014) [-]
but its harder to intense bodylove them in the face / pussy / ass
#150 to #7 - chrispoot
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(07/13/2014) [-]
But, she she said happy birthday to him though, so they're good
User avatar #153 to #150 - malacrianza
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(07/13/2014) [-]
thx
User avatar #15 to #7 - MrEpicMan
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(07/13/2014) [-]
I'd assume he would **** her in the ass then dump her, better than dumping her without getting anal
User avatar #98 to #15 - thismustbeseen
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(07/13/2014) [-]
Ahh. I did not realize that.

Good point.
#20 - opa
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(07/13/2014) [-]
"My brother is dead, lets **** my roommates gfs ass"   
   
10/10 best of the day
"My brother is dead, lets **** my roommates gfs ass"

10/10 best of the day
#19 - coopdawg
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(07/13/2014) [-]
I hate it when person A cheats on person B but acts all sad and offended and angry when person B won't take them back. Disgraceful.
#175 to #19 - jpthecursed
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#147 to #19 - moggycore
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User avatar #103 to #19 - delphine
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Agreed. Though it's also pretty sad that he's more pissed at not getting anal than having given her his grandmother's ring. If he had any respect for himself and any common sense he would have dumped her right then and there, but he's trying to bargain to get anal. As a previous poster said, these two probably deserve each other, assuming this dialogue is even true.
User avatar #107 to #103 - reginleif
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(07/13/2014) [-]
Well I'd do it too. :/ Get anal and then dump her ass. I don't see why not.
User avatar #110 to #107 - delphine
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(07/13/2014) [-]
Brings a literal meaning to my grandpa's old saying "The intense bodylovein' you get for the intense bodylovein' you got".
User avatar #112 to #110 - delphine
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(07/13/2014) [-]
Goddammit my big tittied mommy. intense bodylove.
#27 - GEARBOY
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(07/13/2014) [-]
There is no excuse for cheating on you're partner.
There is no excuse for cheating on you're partner.

#70 to #27 - hkkkkkk
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(07/13/2014) [-]
If you're girlfriend cheats on you, she's just making up for something you lack. Call that a not so good lady/whore all you want, it's still true. Don't ever apply too much trust on the commitment of a girl; being a boyfriend primarily means "playing" her to stay with you.

Be smart, work out, be nice but not too much, and you'll reduce the chances of her cheating/dumping you.

If you need to argue/end the relationship, do it in person or at least over voice. Texting is stupid and wont help anybody.
User avatar #74 to #70 - ninjaroo
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(07/13/2014) [-]
That's pretty sad, dude.
#71 to #70 - hkkkkkk
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(07/13/2014) [-]
ok, b!tch = not so good lady

my big tittied mommy needs to get raped by a feraligatr
#72 to #71 - hkkkkkk
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(07/13/2014) [-]
intense bodyloveING hell man
#75 to #72 - hkkkkkk
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Comment Picture
User avatar #137 to #75 - shadownigga
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What filters to that? intense bodylove?
#146 to #137 - hkkkkkk
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Comment Picture
User avatar #178 to #27 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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except a fine piece of ass
#56 to #27 - peyko
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#67 to #27 - anon id: 6de1a14d
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I have cheated and I have been cheated on. There are never excuses, but don't ever be so black and white. I said the same digestive end product as you then two years into a relationship, stuff happened.
#68 to #27 - anon id: 9cdce2db
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(07/13/2014) [-]
your*
User avatar #93 to #68 - GEARBOY
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you're

your
User avatar #94 to #93 - GEARBOY
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(07/13/2014) [-]
it seems my big tittied mommys has switched the 2 around
User avatar #105 to #94 - delphine
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Yep. my big tittied mommy's dried cum fabulous and sparkly intense bodyloveing female amusement-system.
User avatar #151 to #105 - hopporto
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(07/13/2014) [-]
how do you say dried cum you not so good lady
User avatar #182 to #151 - delphine
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(07/14/2014) [-]
dried cum = s t i c k y
#174 to #151 - anon id: 661aa644
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stick-y
#173 to #151 - anon id: 661aa644
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dried cum
User avatar #41 to #27 - mutzaki
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Hey, if that bitch can just decide that I'm not allowed to buy "her" streets, I'm allowed to steal from the bank and put down extra houses when she's not looking.
User avatar #104 to #27 - delphine
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(07/13/2014) [-]
Agreed.
If you can't control you'reself enough to stop cheating, then you shouldn't be in a relationship.
#42 to #27 - avengingthefallen
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(07/13/2014) [-]
That pissed me off.

"We're not perfect angels"

Who gives a ****, you just knowingly used you're youth as an excuse to do something despite knowing you shouldn't.
#10 - tehbomb
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(07/13/2014) [-]
thx
User avatar #22 to #10 - darkoblivion
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(07/13/2014) [-]
onepunch man, just got into that ****
#29 - madcoww
Reply +112 123456789123345869
(07/13/2014) [-]
Another man's dick was in you're butt?

Let me eat it.
User avatar #30 to #29 - madcoww
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(07/13/2014) [-]
you're*
#31 to #30 - madcoww
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(07/13/2014) [-]
Oh, I bet you think your funny, my big tittied mommyistrator
Oh, I bet you think your funny, my big tittied mommyistrator
#32 to #31 - mralamo
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(07/13/2014) [-]
your*
#33 to #32 - mralamo
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oh god my big tittied mommy
your

you're
#34 to #33 - mralamo
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-.-
User avatar #65 to #34 - Daeiros
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(07/13/2014) [-]
this will provide amusement for days
If he really wants to mess with people he should set the words to only filter 50% of the time so nobody can figure out how to grammar correctly.
User avatar #171 to #31 - amuter
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(07/13/2014) [-]
I'm just testing if it was my big tittied mommy that got filtered
#69 to #29 - anon id: 9cdce2db
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(07/13/2014) [-]
your* learn to spell
lol
#38 - locoluco
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(07/13/2014) [-]
"Andrew. youj dont understand girls. We're not perfect angels. I said im sorry." dis bitch serious?
#43 to #38 - avengingthefallen
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(07/13/2014) [-]
MFW I read that
#51 - leutzu
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(07/13/2014) [-]
lost it at:
>how can i prove it to you?
>EAT COCK
#76 to #51 - Orc
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(07/13/2014) [-]
Oh, I didn't realize I was on Tumblr over here.
User avatar #92 to #76 - armsdealer
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(07/13/2014) [-]
>EAT COCK
#114 to #76 - leutzu
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(07/13/2014) [-]
wut?
#115 to #114 - Orc
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**Orc rolled image** People not so good lady over the fact that people on Tumblr repeat everything, but it's okay when people on FunnyJunk do it. Have you ever been watching a movie, they said something funny in it, and some faggot decides to repeat that line? I knew a guy like that, and it's really intense bodyloveing annoying.
#117 to #115 - leutzu
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(07/13/2014) [-]
oh.i understand you're annoyance. i just laughed my ass off on that part and i felt like sharing because some people may have not noticed how ridiculous it was. i thumb you up thanks to you're roll. solmyr from heroes 3 tower was my favourite city i preferred fafner although oh god, the memories
#45 - bakinboy
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(07/13/2014) [-]
>giving her you're grandma's ring
>not dumping her ass on the spot when she cheated on you
#49 to #45 - Ethshar
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(07/13/2014) [-]
Get the ring back,get her to do anal,then dump her.Only correct choice.