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#7 - widar (11/14/2013) [-]
What is it with these dad-jokes lately?
User avatar #14 to #7 - basicargentinian (11/14/2013) [-]
It became a fag in tumblr (because of all the 14 yearolds with daddy issues) and it spread here
User avatar #8 to #7 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
Most of us are becoming fathers.
#103 to #8 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
MFW I'm 17
User avatar #104 to #103 - deathbatdude (11/18/2013) [-]
**** I shouldve signed in
#106 to #104 - subadanus (11/19/2013) [-]
So when your 17 you shove a brick your ass and flip people off?

User avatar #108 to #106 - deathbatdude (11/19/2013) [-]
#88 to #8 - minatsuki ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
I like how I grew up with you faggots in high school, and now we are all becoming fathers and moving on in life. It's good to see the progress some of the people that made everyday hilarious through tough times and good times. I still come on FJ at work when I'm in the bathroom to lose my 						****					.
I like how I grew up with you faggots in high school, and now we are all becoming fathers and moving on in life. It's good to see the progress some of the people that made everyday hilarious through tough times and good times. I still come on FJ at work when I'm in the bathroom to lose my **** .
User avatar #94 to #88 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2013) [-]
I know how you mean, man. I started coming here while I was still in elementary school; this place is like a second home on the internet; and never once have I regretted sharing my time and my life with you guys.

It honestly is amazing to know that most of us were all kids when we first 'knew' eachother, and now we're all grown up and mature.
User avatar #105 to #94 - deathbatdude (11/18/2013) [-]
#84 to #8 - rhetoricalfunny (11/15/2013) [-]
...Most of you got laid?

#81 to #8 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
even the women?
#82 to #81 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
ESPECIALLY the women
#83 to #82 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
by the way we're the same person. I'm me. All anons are actually just me.
User avatar #87 to #83 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2013) [-]
Good lords it actually is him.
#55 to #8 - redthumbcounter (11/15/2013) [-]
Thought the world was going to end.
#37 to #8 - drainbamage (11/15/2013) [-]
I just became one on the 6th
#72 to #37 - biddo (11/15/2013) [-]
congrats bud! mine turns 1 in january. theyre a blast
#90 to #72 - McCockAFucker (11/15/2013) [-]
how much of a blast range do they give you?
#92 to #90 - biddo (11/15/2013) [-]
last time i laughed on funnyjunk i got thumbed down for it man
User avatar #71 to #37 - optimussum (11/15/2013) [-]
lol you had sex
#70 to #37 - pkrbarmoviea (11/15/2013) [-]
#66 to #37 - plerp (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but I find it deeply funny that your name is "DrainBamage"
User avatar #19 to #8 - Kingsteveooo (11/14/2013) [-]
true, there are now more teens with children then with highschool diplomas
#9 to #8 - mardux (11/14/2013) [-]
becoming a father is the best thing can happen actually...

(pic related..)
User avatar #17 to #9 - coloki (11/14/2013) [-]
not really. the kid takes over your whole life and zaps away your youth

what a drag
User avatar #23 to #17 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
But that's the point, you shouldn't become a parent unless you're willing to devote everything to your child. In essence, pets do the exact same thing, but just to a smaller degree; so if you like or want pets, you do agree that being a father is a good thing, you're just not ready for it or it's not your cup of tea.
User avatar #24 to #23 - coloki (11/14/2013) [-]
youd have to have a pretty meaningless life to devote your existence to raising a kid

no thank you
User avatar #27 to #24 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
Well that's a pretty arrogant way of looking at it. "They have kids so they must be boring"; so if you think that way, what do you devote yourself to? What do you live and strive for? No matter what you say it is the exact same thing, some people devote themselves to a task, others to a job, to a mission, to a thing, to an area, to an idea, and some to children. If you just live only for yourself, I'd say you are one who's life lacks meaning.
#99 to #27 - rhetoricalfunny (11/15/2013) [-]
I like you.   
My mother raised me, alone.   
One day I hope I can be as good a parent as she.
I like you.
My mother raised me, alone.
One day I hope I can be as good a parent as she.
User avatar #26 to #24 - lastweek (11/14/2013) [-]
Dude, I came over from the other thread. Have you applied the lotion? it's bad if you don't, your anus shouldn't look like that.
User avatar #11 to #9 - jackmanagan (11/14/2013) [-]
i disagree, but on a personal level.
I never cared for relationships or even sex in fact.
i digress normality isnt for me, i envy it.
i am going to join the military and most likely get shot
i will die in combat, people will revere me as a hero at the memorial
i was not/wont be a hero just a man with nothing to live for
#74 to #11 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
lol first off the war is pretty much over... chances of you deploying before u finish training slim to none, ive been in two years havent deployed and im in an infantry unit you come off as more of a self pitying douche bag boot bitch than anything.
User avatar #13 to #11 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
Pro-tip: Trying to get people to pity you doesn't make you cool or different, it's only annoying.
User avatar #16 to #13 - jackmanagan (11/14/2013) [-]
like small text? i dont want pity, just saying it as it is. you guys are becoming dads. im preparing for imminent demise.
User avatar #22 to #16 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
For different reasons, yes.

Yes you do, you want attention and sympathy. Nobody asked you "well, why don't you agree", you just decided to tell people that "Oh, woe is me, I'm not normal, but oh how I wish I was, I'm going to try dying a hero, but I will not be a hero, oh pity me, pity me, an unfortunate hero to this tale". I know that's what you are because I've seen it a thousand times before.
User avatar #25 to #22 - jackmanagan (11/14/2013) [-]
ok now i will share a pity story since apparently i already was. 23 funerals in my life theres is 4 members of my family left, 2 dying grandmas a mom thats moving farther away and a dad thats going to prison. (tip of the iceburg) so when i said i have nothing to live for, i wasnt being "poetic" i was speaking literally. go be pretentious somewhere else.
User avatar #28 to #25 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
That's nice, I didn't ask though. I'm not going to suddenly turn around, apologize, and validate you through a ****** life, nor should you hope for that.

Awesome, you've had people close to you die, nearly everyone has.
Most people have pretty small families if you don't count extended.
Old people die, yes, they often are.
Most couples usually do end up splitting and going their separate ways, yes.
I don't care about the 'tip of the iceburg' ******** . You could literally be the most pathetic person on the planet and that's all I would see you as, pathetic; you're trying to garner sympathy and validation out of pain and suffering, which is the weakest form of validation. If you want to impress people and make them sympathize with you, why not try bettering yourself?

I know you weren't being poetic, you were still fishing for sympathy harder than girls who call themselves ugly on Facebook though.

**** you, I was here first.
User avatar #35 to #28 - jackmanagan (11/15/2013) [-]
meh i said it because i wanted to, i didnt even expect a response.
bettering myself, though.
Im a certified carpenter, electrician, plumber, HVAC, groundskeeper.
osha certified. 9 years of chef/cooking. 2 years of medical misc training. been to college.
Oh and worked in city hall, gave speeches and been on the news numerous times.
psst im 22.
cough* pretentious douche *cough cough*
*drops mic* goodnight sir, i shant be responding to your condescending ways any further.
User avatar #36 to #35 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2013) [-]
Exactly. You wanted people to know, you shoved it into conversation because you wanted people to see it, even though it wasn't wanted. There's a word for that type of action: Attention Whoring.

Good for you. I don't care though, that just makes your groveling for pity even more pathetic.

Psst, age doesn't really matter. I know you're telling me because you want it to be even more impressive that you do all these things you can hold over other people's heads, but again, it just makes it even more pathetic that you're so resigned out of life.

Wow, I didn't know we were in a Highschool Drama class with the *Wink wink* **** . I'm not condescending, I'm just telling you that nobody is impressed with you. Ya, the whole "pained protagonist" story does draw a lot of sympathy, but only when they don't lay it on everyone else, then it's just emotional baggage and people get sick of it.
User avatar #18 to #16 - misfitsftw (11/14/2013) [-]
dude you should make a bucket list before you enroll, **** like skydiving or bungee-jumping. as ashamed as i am to say this, yolo
User avatar #21 to #18 - jackmanagan (11/14/2013) [-]
i hear ya, its just not fiscally possible.
User avatar #100 to #21 - misfitsftw (11/15/2013) [-]
loan sharks? i mean, youre gonna off yourself anyway, what can they do to you?
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