this stuff creeps me out. . The lady without a single tattoo Young man who is off his parent' s cell phone plan llortt “roman who can last an entire two minutes this stuff creeps me out The lady without a single tattoo Young man who is off his parent' s cell phone plan llortt “roman can last an entire two minutes
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The lady without
a single tattoo
Young man who is
off his parent' s cell
phone plan
llortt “roman who can last
an entire two minutes
without glancing at
her cell phone
retirement plan
even though he' s
r Girl on a dating
site who looks ,."
STAKINGLY like
her profile photo
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#5 - ohlookathing
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#109 to #5 - joens
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You called?
#10 to #5 - anon id: f1f3a64a
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but is he white?
User avatar #17 to #10 - Zaxplab
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and is he cisgender?
User avatar #25 to #17 - newmanbiggeo
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what do think straight means?
#26 to #25 - kenbizzle
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OH MY GOD THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY TODAY. JUST BECAUSE I IDENTIFY WITH THE GENDER THAT WAS ASSIGNED TO ME AT BIRTH DOESN'T MEAN I'M STRAIGHT! PEOPLE NEED TO STOP DOING THIS! I AM A TRISEXUAL PANGENDRIC REVERSED CIS MALE WHO JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE A MALE BODY AND LIKES THOSE WHO IDENTIFY WITH THEIR FEMALE BODIES. WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT'S NORMAL!

I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CAN'T EVEN. LITERALLY.
#34 to #26 - anon id: 68fd1d25
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Can u tell me if it is sarcasm because I don't know about these stuff I mean there are 2 only:
1.-male 2.- female
#37 to #34 - anon id: dd9052bb
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Nah mate, we have two sexes. With gender they're usually talking about gender identity, which exploded with terms.
Which is pretty **** because even soft sciences require that you do research and can validly argue that something is a thing, and that this thing is worth mentioning.
User avatar #76 to #37 - Kairyuka
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Well if I wanna call myself a potato what's the harm
#83 to #76 - anon id: b35f660a
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That is actually exactly what the stupidest of tumblr users do.

Stargender, voidgender, nan0gender, trans-black, transethnic, demiboy, girlfag, bun/buns/bunself pronouns.

All of them valid amongst the specialest and snowflakiest of tumblr denizens.
User avatar #140 to #83 - Kairyuka
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Well the more sane tumblr users argue that you need to experience dysphoria about your gender identity to be transgender, all that otherkin **** is ******* weird. Dunno why I was thumbed down, I was making a joke
User avatar #107 to #25 - payseht
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straight means you're attracted to the opposite gender. If they identify as another gender than their sex, then they're still straight if they're attracted to someone of the same sex but different gender identification... in other words, there exist people that genuinely feel like a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
It's all rather confusing at times but I've tried my best to understand the subject. Thus far I agree that gender identity and sexual orientation are two different things (which is why I find the term LGBT offensive, since it's clustering people that might not have anything in common except that they're considered abnormal), but at the end of the day I still feel it's like people claiming to be Napoleon and we nodding complacently. I understand feeling like something is wrong and wanting to change it, but somehow we've ended up laughing at people that have cosmetic surgery to look younger but praise people that have cosmetic surgery to "be" something else (kinda like that woman that wants to be Barbie).

Sorry; this subject is dear to me because I seem to be in the minority among people I normally agree with on most things

anyway, tl;dr: a cisgender can be gay or straight; the two have nothing to do with each other
as a side note, people sometimes confuse the two like most people think agnosticism is an answer to your religious views. Just like there are cis gender homosexuals, there are agnostic theists (the two terms talk about two different things and can be used together for a more aqurate description, but are not equivalent in any way). I think people on tumblr made it an obsession to describe themselves in absurd amounts of details...
User avatar #39 to #25 - harryboom
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kenbizzle's shenanigans aside. you can be transgender and still be heterosexual
User avatar #23 to #17 - sociocat
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is he a pyrofox?
User avatar #132 to #17 - neokun
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Whats that?
User avatar #40 to #5 - nustix
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If you use tumblr the right way there is no reason you should be gay.
#193 to #5 - anon id: 9237fdab
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But im straight...and male...and a tumblr user...
But im straight...and male...and a tumblr user...
#45 to #5 - stunnedmullet
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There's a difference between circus freaks and mythical creatures.
#73 - noschool
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#123 to #73 - dorfdorfdorf
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Do you even knowledge?   
A major part of their religion is giving to charity, 10% of gross income
Do you even knowledge?
A major part of their religion is giving to charity, 10% of gross income
#134 to #123 - chewiewhatawookie
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#145 to #134 - dorfdorfdorf
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#147 to #145 - chewiewhatawookie
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User avatar #125 to #123 - becauseoprahsaidso
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I guess Hitler did do something wrong after all.
#143 to #125 - dorfdorfdorf
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Woah, now, let's not get ahead of ourselves
Woah, now, let's not get ahead of ourselves
#187 to #143 - whargarbler
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No, he's right. Hitler was a vegetarian. He did something wrong.
#115 to #73 - theshadowed
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Well actually it is one of the cornerstones of their faith, called Tzedakah
Traditional Jews donate 1/10 of their money to charity.
Also many keep charity boxes for the poor inside their house called the pushke
#142 to #115 - wizardfist
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amateurs. i give all my money to charity
#3 - ohlookathing
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#30 to #3 - anon id: d778d6f5
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Brand new and you're already using it wrong.
#110 to #30 - joens
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Comment Picture
User avatar #102 to #30 - ohlookathing
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Realized that after I made it. =/
#170 to #3 - totallylemon
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**totallylemon rolled image** Are you referring to joshlol?
#117 to #3 - hattheifbatman
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User avatar #78 to #3 - sovietghost
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those are not rare
#84 to #3 - potrsr
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take this
and I've tried really hard on this so be gentle sen-pai :$
#1 - crazyolitis
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They don't make them like they used to.
#88 to #1 - wearethedead
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Pic related
#183 to #1 - powerbook
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User avatar #15 to #1 - tehfalconguy
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Radical Larry
#44 to #1 - lolzordz
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vibrates through walls
vibrates through walls
User avatar #13 to #1 - azaelmar
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Oh god Radical Larry always cracks me up
User avatar #14 - jewsburninindaoven
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A non-hypocritical FunnyJunker in a healthy, respectful relationship
User avatar #171 to #14 - commontroll
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Pray tell, what about the non-hypocritical part? Is that in regards to specifically the relationship, or is it just in general we're hypocritical?
User avatar #27 to #14 - qotsa
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That would be me i hope
#152 to #27 - withstrangeraeons
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I think I qualify for this too, but I guess it's one of those things that are difficult to judge on your own. After all, someone might be in an unhealthy, disrespectful relationship but not recognize it.
Queens of the Stone Age?
User avatar #191 to #152 - qotsa
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I was actually refering to the non-hypocritical part. I can't really judge that on my own.

But i'm very content with my relationship. I like my boyfriend and he likes me, we've been together since i was 15, so 5 years now.

of course queens of the stone age
#42 - envinite
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I'm young and I have my own phone plan


Ladies, please drop your pantaloons
User avatar #86 to #42 - tfwigetbanned
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what is a phone plan?
#87 to #86 - noschool
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User avatar #89 to #87 - tfwigetbanned
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still can't find **** i dunno
#91 to #89 - noschool
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its like the first thing that comes up
#93 to #91 - tfwigetbanned
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not for me
User avatar #99 to #93 - rectophobia
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That's what you get for using the Klingon version





jk
#175 to #99 - popnotes
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User avatar #90 to #89 - tfwigetbanned
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oh wait it's the monthly payment thing?
User avatar #104 to #90 - envinite
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yea.

It's that monthly internet/call/sms payment stuff
#46 - splitalterego
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The Black Graduate
#148 to #46 - anon id: 225c5e02
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not real
#79 - anon id: 91b35f76
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#130 to #79 - spongebobsleg
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opposite
#114 to #79 - mymommasallama
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wouldnt wanna be a freak now....
#120 to #114 - thiswasnttaken
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Someone's getting off to this somewhere, and it frustrates me.
It's not me.
I LIED
#124 to #114 - dorfdorfdorf
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ididntneedtoseethat.png
ididntneedtoseethat.png
#186 to #124 - schitzopsycho
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User avatar #144 to #114 - matttboy
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I can get off to Sandy. But only with a certain drawing style.
#169 to #114 - anon id: ad40ce17
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Spongebob looks brutally retarded in this picture.
#81 to #79 - chrisel
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Does Patrick count as Spongebob?
#82 to #81 - connordude
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Yes patrick counts as spongebob.
#50 - kaboomz
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i dont like girls with tatoos
they remind me of party sluts
User avatar #106 to #50 - deliciousjoecocker
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What if the tatoo is something nice, like a unicorn, or an arrow pointing at her behind with the words "exit only" in bold letters?
#126 to #50 - anon id: 591e13c9
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They're the best ones though!
#139 to #50 - dracorex
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But I love party sluts!
But I love party sluts!
#80 to #50 - gisuar
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heavily taned girls creep me out like jersey shore orange i'm not talking about natural color but the odd holiday kind (the i spent a ******** of money just to lie around in the sun kind)
#52 to #50 - thediamondhack
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#56 to #55 - thediamondhack
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.
#57 to #56 - kaboomz
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#66 to #65 - kaboomz
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>this thread
>this thread
#67 to #66 - thediamondhack
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very much evil
#68 to #67 - kaboomz
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#122 to #71 - Necrolithid
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Oh god this whole thread.
#133 to #65 - drroxxo
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User avatar #19 - tmbg
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I really don't get why anyone gets tattoos
#188 to #19 - kinginyellow
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There are two reasons, which vary with the person
1) Because it's something you actually enjoy for artistic/personal purposes and are proud with putting on yourself for more than show but for your own interests. My one cousin has sleeves for this reason, he's big into the bio-dragon style stuff and has one arm of them circling to his wrist because he enjoys it and likes to have it on him as sort of an artistic thing. It can just be because they want a permanent memento to symbolize something, like maybe a memorial to someone they were close to, but the main point is these people do it for themselves and to have something they want.

2) For show/comedic/bragging purposes. These are the people who would ruin the image of tattoos by getting it just to shove in everyone's face and use it to avoid having something to contribute other than "look at my tat!". They do it for others and not themselves, and that's why it turns out bad.
User avatar #47 to #19 - ljxjlos
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They look good. It´s as easy as that, there really isn´t anything to understand behind that. Why do you get a Jacket that you like? Why do you buy a pair of shoes that look neat. It´s nothing different, tbh.
User avatar #48 to #47 - tmbg
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you can take off a jacket or socks
User avatar #51 to #48 - ljxjlos
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You can cover-up or get rid of a tattoo. It´s harder, but possible. I don´t see why people get so weird about tattoos, it´s not like it´s an abnormal thing nowadays.
#157 to #51 - anon id: fcf31047
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So many ignorant people here. You do not just magically remove a ******* tattoo in one go, it takes several treatments and costs thousands of dollars. You will most likely have a scar which is worse than the tattoo as well. God forbid the scarring tissue becomes keloidic. Feel terible for the people who get that...
User avatar #75 to #51 - tmbg
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I mean, it's expensive to have them removed, and if you cover them up, they're still there
#85 to #19 - vymastenaochechula
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to keep the memories with you all the time for example, like a personal diary with only important messages that you always carry with you
or for aesthetic reasons, that's the same as plastic surgery or piercings, you like it, you put it on yourself
or e.g. something that reminds you why you live your life like you do, maybe you made a big change in your life and you never want to make same mistakes as before
i'm sure there's plenty more reasons why people do it
User avatar #28 to #19 - meierme
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i got a tattoo in every city i was stationed, to me they bring back some good memories. that's just why i get them. also they are kind of addicting
#36 to #19 - shivaspace
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It's the mighty tatau. Don't question it.