things that kill people. Sauce is obvious my candle smells bad. VOLCANOES Kill 845 people annually. T Aui' HEROTIC ASPHYXIATION Kills 600 people annually. ADAY
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things that kill people

Sauce is obvious
my candle smells bad

VOLCANOES
Kill 845 people annually.
T Aui' HEROTIC
ASPHYXIATION
Kills 600 people annually.
ADAY
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the United States.
Kill lot peeple annually
just in Russia.
HOTDOGS
Kill 70 children annually.
TORNADOES
Kill 40 .
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HIGH SCHOOL
FOOTBALL _
H_ COASTERS
Gaypeople annually.
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Submitted: 11/18/2013
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#7 - guitarguise (11/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I comment this almost every time I see this post, or a post that has something to do with the "low" shark-related fatality rates.

Statistics like this don't work. Vending machines aren't more dangerous/deadly than sharks. Think about it. How many people per year are exposed to a vending machine? 10 million? 500 million? A billion? Best case, we'll say a single million. Now, how many people are exposed to sharks per year? best case for the post's argument, not including aquariums, let's say 20 thousand (which is ludicrously high). So 0.0013% of people exposed to vending machines, per year, are killed. Whereas 0.025% of all people exposed to sharks are killed. In this case, even pulling a crazy high number out of my ass, sharks are still more "deadly".

Think about it. Say you are in the ocean and are about to dive, but there's a shark in it. Then your buddy reassures you and says, "Don't worry! Only 5 people a year die from sharks!" Are you worried about the entire, annual population? Or worried about the percentage of people, in your situation, that die from sharks. My guess? You're not going to dive.
#11 - jonobono (11/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#15 - xnotcreative (11/19/2013) [-]
I call ******** on that ant part.

There seriously has to have been more killed by those things.
#12 - phaegitt (11/19/2013) [-]
Natural selection at work!
#10 - Loppytaffy ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Vending machines, eh?
#6 - CreemFilling (11/19/2013) [-]
That deer is the cutest deer I've ever seen. I love how it's incorporated with killing. That's so weird.
#1 - iamnotachangeling (11/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
King George ll died on 25 October 1760 from falling off his toilet
King George ll died on 25 October 1760 from falling off his toilet
#3 to #1 - jeffljrumpf (11/18/2013) [-]
*King John, hence why the toilet is reffered to as the John
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