things a guy said in his sleep. I love you sexy sexy people. Sleep talk round 2 You' re a sassy grandma" It' s a board game baby. Some days there' s no victorie things he said i his sleep
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things a guy said in his sleep

things a guy said in his sleep. I love you sexy sexy people. Sleep talk round 2 You' re a sassy grandma" It' s a board game baby. Some days there' s no victorie

I love you sexy sexy people

Sleep talk round 2
You' re a sassy grandma"
It' s a board game baby. Some days
there' s no victories, and sometimes
there' s really BIG victories!"
l need tickle panties"
You should stop shoving babies
heads up plastic vaginas"
You had a baby with a black man
named Clint. Damn you. Clint."
You shush. I' m talking to me."
You cut off someone' s legs!!!"
why? So you can have an orgy at
my house all the time? That' s not
what I want"
There' s a hole in the basket. Don' t
you pay attention"
I want tit. Come on. Just tit me up"
Don' t shake it too much. Poop
might come out"
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User avatar #1 - armwulf
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(07/23/2014) [-]
I once had a dream where I was stuck in a court room where my grandfather was being tried. They presented a tube of toothpaste as evidence, and my sleeping mind decided the logical course of action for my grandfather to take would be to hide it.
Tl;dr: I yelled "NO GRANDPA, DON'T EAT THE EVIDENCE!" in my half-sleep.
User avatar #2 to #1 - unicornmangina [OP]
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(07/23/2014) [-]
lmao that made me laugh 'v been told that I just mostly mumble in my sleep but my partner has evidence on his phone with me mumbling and laughing about being licked by a llama named buttermilk. It's now used as a threat against me and a running least for him anyway
User avatar #3 to #2 - armwulf
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Oh it gets worse, I had a long distance relationship once, she thought it would be cute to fall asleep on skype together. I fell asleep first, and it turns out I will answer questions like a magic 8 ball with random positive or negative grunts in my sleep. According to her, she asked me if I liked big black dick three times and I mumbled yes each time.
User avatar #4 - drastronomy
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(07/23/2014) [-]
A friend of mine suddenly stood up in the middle of the night during a LAN party i hosted and just about screamed "CLAUS! CLAAAUS! MARIJUANA! CLLLAAAAUUUUS! HASHISH!" while he was sleeping.

another friend of mine, who was in the same room, was named claus. Our laughter woke up the dreamer
User avatar #10 - romdomcom
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(07/23/2014) [-]
I sleep with my eyes open and sleep talk about death apparently, it scares the ever living **** out of people.
#9 - anon
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(07/23/2014) [-]
one time a friend of mine stirred a little in her sleep turn to face me as i was in the bed next to her and she said " i know how they did the magic trick with the wine bottle"
User avatar #8 - swiftblood
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(07/23/2014) [-]
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GHOST GHOST GOOOOOOOOO GHOST AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" was the only sleep talk I know of I've had and it scared the living **** out of my girlfriend who was sleeping next to me. I had a dream I got in my car and a ghost took control of everything in it.
User avatar #7 - decay
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(07/23/2014) [-]
I got this thing called central apnea, basically Y'know those games you had when you were a kid to see who could hold their breath the longest? I do that **** in my sleep. By stunning coincidence I also sleep with my eyes semi open so I look dead as a doorknob when I'm asleep. I slept over at my pals house a couple of times and each time he wakes me up to make sure I'm not dead and according to him I make the most sarcastic comments in my half awake state. He usually shakes me like hell and says "Dude are you dead?!" During one of these moments I replied "Obviously not" and fell back to sleep, another I rose straight up and muttered "I don't think so" before passing out again.
User avatar #6 - tooscaredtologon
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(07/23/2014) [-]
i was on watch in a squad bay at OCS and in his sleep on kid just yells "AYE AYE GUNNERY SERGEANT". obviously it was not a good dream
User avatar #5 - huszti
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(07/23/2014) [-]
i know one who mumbles the result of some football matches a week in advance every now and then. half of them are the other way around (e.g. 1-3 instead of 3-1) so far everything was correct.