things FJ doesn't need. cause we're all gay... Fake, the sex button isn't worn out.
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#5 - twoderrick ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Fake, the sex button isn't worn out.
Fake, the sex button isn't worn out.
User avatar #63 to #5 - Nazistick (07/21/2014) [-]
Must be Brand New.
User avatar #27 to #5 - mooghens (07/21/2014) [-]
Neither is the PMS off button
#35 to #27 - lucaerys (07/21/2014) [-]
Or the beer button...
User avatar #15 to #5 - Tusura (07/21/2014) [-]
The problem is, this remote runs solely on $20 bills per button press.
#18 to #15 - lordraine (07/21/2014) [-]
I would consider that worth it. Most women I know would consider that worth it for the bottom two buttons alone.
#20 to #18 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
I'd like an option for my penis as well. so i can go between "Pants fit" to "horse" at the push of a button.
#16 to #5 - badrey (07/21/2014) [-]
Well my remote is different.. OP you have a serious nutrition problem
#21 - captnpl (07/21/2014) [-]
Fixed
#28 to #21 - meatygoodness (07/21/2014) [-]
Inb4 flatisjustice
Inb4 flatisjustice
#39 to #28 - seras (07/21/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #31 to #21 - cerbearus (07/21/2014) [-]
No love for lolicons?
User avatar #33 to #21 - bonlino (07/21/2014) [-]
i like small breasts... they make it bigger
User avatar #34 to #33 - bonlino (07/21/2014) [-]
look bigger*
#30 to #21 - brcstar (07/21/2014) [-]
Fixed with higher quality
User avatar #55 to #19 - flambenobunaga (07/21/2014) [-]
I haven't seen this movie in a while. Is that Christopher Walken there? The one on the right, smart ass, I know the one on the left is Adam Sandler.
User avatar #85 to #19 - payseht (07/21/2014) [-]
I liked most of the movie, specifically the first half.
The fact that the remote "learns" is what ****** everything up. It didn't teach anyone anything... it was suppose to be like "you keep fast forwarding through life instead of enjoying it" but ended up with "the remote is broken. This **** would be awesome! Too bad it's broken...". Before the remote decided by itself when to do what, it was a dream come true.
I just can't connect to the final lesson of "Life would suck if you woke up from a coma but someone else was controlling your body while you weren't here"
User avatar #87 to #85 - infinitereaper (07/21/2014) [-]
I loved the whole thing, actually the remote programmed itself like an automatic tv turner or whatever, anyways he was the angel of death and the skipping of life was the consequence of using the remote. Which led to what? Death

Life passes bye if you let it, but what kind of life will you have lived? That's the lesson.
User avatar #90 to #87 - payseht (07/21/2014) [-]
I think it's just the way every movie did something like this. An incredible power given to someone who didn't know how to use it. They ended up misusing it, or abusing the power. In this movie, however, the fact that the remote "learns" is the fault of the device, not the one who uses it. I did not care for that...
Liked the movie, but I think it could have been done much better...
It wasn't Adam Sandler's character's fault. But it was Death, so he was tricked, but still... maybe I just didn't like the way they made it, and not the premise itself. I can see the whole thing being better with a better writer, or a different premise.
It's the execution I think that bothers me.
Bottom line, sorry for the long comment, I think it's a decent movie that could have been really great. Instead it's just one of Adam Sandler's better movies, none of which were as close as this one to break from the cult classic status.
User avatar #91 to #90 - infinitereaper (07/21/2014) [-]
I thought it was great, not real complains, can we both agree it was really ******* underrated?

Like Don't Mess With the Zohan, one of my favorite comedies ever
User avatar #94 to #91 - payseht (07/21/2014) [-]
I agree, it's highly underrated. As I said, one of his better films.
User avatar #1 - skrynox (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'd buy that.
#41 - mastersaturday (07/21/2014) [-]
His wife sure picked a winner, didn't she.
#26 - rokkai (07/21/2014) [-]
now that's some quality comedy. i also like the BRING ME A SANDWICH joke it's pretty clever
User avatar #57 to #26 - peacerocker (07/21/2014) [-]
I dont see it. Explain?
#38 to #26 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
#29 - ChewyConor (07/21/2014) [-]
Most pointless button ever.
#32 to #29 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
More than a handful is hard on the mouth
-one of the guys from weird science
#40 to #29 - sirkanesixtytwo (07/21/2014) [-]
Depends, some people get off to small breasts, like me. Mostly because I'm a pedophile. But still.
#83 to #40 - reapermaster (07/21/2014) [-]
it's k as long as you don't rape people
#86 to #83 - sirkanesixtytwo (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh of course I would never unless they consent first. I ask but they never really answer so I take it as a yes. They can't say no with duct tape over their mouths anyway.
User avatar #96 to #86 - greedtheavaricious (07/21/2014) [-]
You really need a ring gag, can't use the uppity hole with tape
User avatar #37 - megusters ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
i like moaning ._.
#52 to #37 - thismustbeseen (07/21/2014) [-]
Me too
#43 - bagpipe (07/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4 - heartlessrobot (07/20/2014) [-]
I'd buy that if there was a second set of buttons to make their dick bigger/smaller instead of just for breasts.
User avatar #6 to #4 - vortexrain (07/21/2014) [-]
Didn't you used to post a lot of futa porn? You probably should start doing that again.
User avatar #7 to #6 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
I didn't, but I probably have enough to post. I'll have to make sure I don't post shota X futa though, I have a lot of that.
User avatar #8 to #7 - vortexrain (07/21/2014) [-]
I don't mind shota x futa, could you send a dropbox link my way?
User avatar #9 to #8 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
Want my entire porn folder or just my futa?
User avatar #10 to #9 - vortexrain (07/21/2014) [-]
Just the futa.
User avatar #11 to #10 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
503 files, it's gonna take a while. You need to login to view this link ok?
User avatar #13 to #11 - vortexrain (07/21/2014) [-]
Sure.
User avatar #44 to #14 - congthea ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
You are doing God's work.
User avatar #45 to #44 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
Errbody loves futa.
User avatar #46 to #45 - congthea ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Chicks with dicks are the best.
Except for futa on shota. Or regular shota.
User avatar #49 to #47 - congthea ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh god that's hot.
User avatar #51 to #49 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
I know. I wish I could get railed by a girl like one of those. Or all of those at the same time.
User avatar #53 to #51 - congthea ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
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I'm usually not attracted to black women, but I find that extremely hot. The bigger the dick the better. To a point, of course. I want a horse, but not a dick the size of a bus.
User avatar #54 to #53 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
I do have a thing for black women though. Especially when they have a dick.
The fact that they're ramming a petite shota with their massive dick is a huge bonus.
User avatar #56 to #54 - congthea ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, that definitely helps. Though I think a shota getting rammed by any massive dick is pretty hot.
User avatar #58 to #56 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. And the Pink girl is hot too. And all the pasty pale ones.
And I'm looking for that super deep throat modded game where you can give the person on their knees a penis.
User avatar #84 to #58 - congthea ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
It is. But I just meant regular, non-shota bestiality.
User avatar #80 to #58 - congthea ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
I love those sites.
But I meant real bestiality.
User avatar #81 to #80 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
Well, real shota is illegal.
User avatar #78 to #58 - congthea ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh god I'd love to see that. It's a shame a horse would probably damage the shota.
I have a hard time finding long videos of it. Though dog is always in high quantities.
User avatar #79 to #78 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
Gelbooru and e621 are your friend.
User avatar #75 to #58 - congthea ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
I do too.
Do you watch any of it?
User avatar #77 to #75 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
And yeah, I do.
User avatar #76 to #75 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
Shota getting plowed by horse or getting mounted by a well hung dog is awesome.
User avatar #73 to #58 - congthea ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh wonderful. So you'd probably agree that horse cock futa is best futa?
User avatar #74 to #73 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
It is.
I also like bestiality.
User avatar #71 to #58 - congthea ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
You've got that right.
How do you feel about horse cock?
User avatar #72 to #71 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
I love it.
User avatar #66 to #58 - congthea ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. If that does get made, then be sure to tell me about it. I want to see a little shota become a bitch for a big dick futa.
User avatar #69 to #66 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
Big dick futa is best futa.
User avatar #64 to #58 - congthea ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
That's pretty hot. I think I'll have a lot of fun playing around with that.
User avatar #65 to #64 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
I hope he makes the doggystyle one soon. I want to see a futa ramming a twink and be able to control it.
User avatar #61 to #58 - congthea ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Ohhh, I've seen that before. Not really played around with it much though.
User avatar #62 to #61 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
This one is different, you can give the person on their knees a penis.
User avatar #59 to #58 - congthea ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, I agree.
What game is that? I've never heard of anything like it.
User avatar #60 to #59 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
www.dropbox.com/s/e7s2m7jitan86jr/SDT_1_21_1b.swf
When you download it, drag it to a new tab on your browser.
User avatar #48 to #46 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
Are you saying shota is better or you don't like shota?
User avatar #50 to #48 - congthea ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
I love shota. It's best.
User avatar #22 to #14 - masdercheef (07/21/2014) [-]
aay, that is the **** I do like. You have done the community a service on this day.
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User avatar #67 - jollybat (07/21/2014) [-]
Ok, I hate feminists as much as anyone else on this site, but I think this is going a little too far on our part
#17 - lordraine (07/21/2014) [-]
Speak for yourself, gaylord.
User avatar #2 - sherlockhomies (07/20/2014) [-]
my dad got that for his 50th birthday
User avatar #36 - megaton (07/21/2014) [-]
im not gay
#42 to #36 - azimuth (07/21/2014) [-]
yeah sure...
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