they might even wake up pregnant. . Chitty yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9: 30 yeah but you get to leave the party with your favor tumblr Marriage
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they might even wake up pregnant

Chitty
yo gettin married at 22 sounds
a lot like leavin a party at 9: 30
yeah but you get to leave the
party with your favorite person on
the planet, and take off all of your
makeup, and put on your ugly
comfortable clothes and make
popcorn and curl up in your bed
and watch a movie, and have sex
and go to sleep, idk how that
sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up
alone and hungover.
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#11 - givemethechicken (11/10/2013) [+] (27 replies)
>Being married
>having sex
User avatar #41 - pepemex (11/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What if I hate dating and parties?
User avatar #42 to #41 - iamthepapercut (11/10/2013) [-]
Pretty sure that's why you're on the internet
#22 - pappathethird (11/10/2013) [-]
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#6 - angryjewman (11/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
holy **** everyone here are lonely FAGGOTS!
#2 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [+] (11 replies)
> my sides
> lost it
> time to stop posting
> im so done
> what is wrong with this site
> easy there satan
> etc.
User avatar #7 to #2 - fjaggot (11/10/2013) [-]
none of it was used here so gtfo
#78 - squalllionhart (11/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
then there's people who don't even get to go to the party
#27 - flutterbye (11/10/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Meh. I grew up in a small town where it's pretty common to get married at that age. I think they're all ******* nuts, not necessarily because of the age, but the length of their relationship.
Ex. A friend of mine just married her boyfriend of 2 years.
Personally, I don't think that is nearly long enough time to decided that you want to commit the rest of your life with that person.
At least, that is what marriage used to be about. Call me traditional.
From experience, the first few years are still lovey-dovey. After year 4, **** gets real.
User avatar #51 - ThatOneDouche (11/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
repost
#105 - tazpy ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
I never even went to the party, I hate parties.   
Gif is me if I ever try to dance.
I never even went to the party, I hate parties.
Gif is me if I ever try to dance.
User avatar #73 - missrainbowdash (11/11/2013) [-]
marriage is betting half your stuff that you will live with that person for 80 years and never get sick of them
User avatar #142 - jackknapp (11/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I may not be married, but my girlfriend and I are getting pretty serious and are ready to get married any time soon.

She doesn't know it yet, and she may have spotted me staring at her through her window a couple times, but we're basically in love.
User avatar #148 - xxmemesxx (11/11/2013) [+] (15 replies)
holy **** I want twilight sparkle to cover me in horse **** if you know what I mean
#109 - queenjester (11/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm not going to bother with marriage at all, my long term boyfriend and I don't want kids anyway and just enjoy being together. To us, the knot is already tied so to speak
#76 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/11/2013) [-]
then you realize you were supposed to study for your finals and forgot and failed the course but hey, you have a girl. so whats another year in school
#29 - lazaman (11/10/2013) [+] (21 replies)
>Implying that marriage is that 						*******					 great, and just one long sex party   
>Implying that most marriages don't fail   
>Implying that you wont get tired of the other person after a year, like most young folks do   
>Implying that different people may not like the things that you like   
   
This entire argument is redundant, and petty.
>Implying that marriage is that ******* great, and just one long sex party
>Implying that most marriages don't fail
>Implying that you wont get tired of the other person after a year, like most young folks do
>Implying that different people may not like the things that you like

This entire argument is redundant, and petty.
#116 to #72 - lolsrsslybro (11/11/2013) [-]
well not to speak condescendingly but honestly how much experience do you even have in relationships?

#165 - Blasphemer (11/11/2013) [-]
And then you find out he likes shoving cactus up his ass next morning.

This is my FAVOURITE of all topics! I just love it when people stand on the side of the ones who got married early. It can work, of course, it has worked many times before. It can fail, of course, it has failed so many times before. You do not know the person truly until you've spend a lot of time with them, lived with them, met the people he/she spends time with and so on and on... It can take years, **** , it can take a lifetime to truly get to know someone and then I see geniuses that get married after they knew each other for 3 days... What happens when you come to their home and see Adolf's portraits all over the room?

I'm in a happy relationship for last 3 years and I still get surprised from time to time.
#114 - shannonrw (11/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What kind of party starts so damn early that people are able to LEAVE at 9:30?
#88 - caplocker (11/11/2013) [-]
I started living with my wife at 16, married at 18. Life couldn't be more perfect 16 years later.
User avatar #70 - rampantperson (11/11/2013) [-]
Thanks now i'm sad.
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