they might even wake up pregnant. . Chitty yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9: 30 yeah but you get to leave the party with your favor tumblr Marriage
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Chitty
yo gettin married at 22 sounds
a lot like leavin a party at 9: 30
yeah but you get to leave the
party with your favorite person on
the planet, and take off all of your
makeup, and put on your ugly
comfortable clothes and make
popcorn and curl up in your bed
and watch a movie, and have sex
and go to sleep, idk how that
sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up
alone and hungover.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#11 - givemethechicken
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>Being married
>having sex
#25 to #11 - Iseewhatudidthar
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>Having sex in general
>Having sex in general
User avatar #40 to #11 - envinite
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Something tells me you never had sex before and just blatantly picture a lower class economy family where the couple sleep in the same room as their kid, so they can't have se x so you can feel 'accepted' in the internet.
#12 to #11 - anon id: 3eccb719
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Yes, married couples have sex. Is this news to you?
User avatar #13 to #12 - givemethechicken
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Something tells me you've never married.
#86 to #13 - kievaughnb
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Something tells me you're either married to a prude or YOU'VE never been married.
User avatar #103 to #86 - thinegame
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Oh my ****, that 0.8 in the bottom right.
User avatar #176 to #103 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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That thing scares me.
User avatar #95 to #13 - commontroll
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Statistically speaking, they have sex more than anybody else. It's only in an unhealthy marriage that they don't have much sex.
#14 to #13 - anon id: 3eccb719
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I am married, three years if fact.

Personally I find the whole "married couples don't have sex" stereotype to be ridiculous and played out.

<-here is some chicken for you.
User avatar #21 to #14 - sparkyoneonetwo
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that chicken looks nice.
#115 to #21 - chocolatewhite
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Indeed, wonder if his wife made it?
#135 to #115 - anon id: a1a69d19
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its not, I google image searched it, **** yeah
User avatar #167 to #14 - baaltomekk
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I am married for 6 years now and can confirm this
User avatar #134 to #14 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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wait 20 years and then have this discussion
User avatar #15 to #14 - benjamino
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That's because you're only 3 years in son. Give it a bit more time.
User avatar #24 to #15 - shitposts
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saying "Married couples don't have sex" because old couples don't is like saying "people don't go skydiving" because my grandmother doesn't
User avatar #26 to #24 - benjamino
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Yeah it's exactly the same thing.
Nothing to do with human nature, and how after several years with someone unless a conscious effort is made to stop it the bedroom is going to get less exciting and even.
That's not to say a marriage isn't a wonderful thing, things fill the gap _ if_ there is one, and I was only making a statement for the purpose of the joke anyway. Of course I understand that marriages involve sex, saying they all don't is like any blanket statement about anything.
User avatar #43 to #26 - envinite
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I would like to know where the **** do you hear that before and inform you that your opinion about marriage is not a fact.
#147 to #11 - ssjlink
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I remember hearing a discussion like this on a radio talk show a while ago, and one of the people on it made a pretty good comment on the subject.
"Of course, married men NEVER have sex... Except with, you know, the one woman who vowed to only ever have sex with them and nobody else."
#153 to #11 - anon id: bca805a8
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It's a shame that I can't thumb this glorious post because of my level!    
   
But here you go.
It's a shame that I can't thumb this glorious post because of my level!

But here you go.
User avatar #179 to #11 - Pein
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You obviously didn't marry a nympho like I did
#184 to #11 - givemethechicken
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I havent been on this site in days and
I just **** an apartment complex.
I have no Idea why I have 350+ thumbs and
a reply from Admin but I just want to thank you all.
I was going to kill myself with my new garden hose today
but the kindness of all of you has convinced me to go to home depot and get
my money back.

Thanks guys, Jesus man!

-Fronk
User avatar #23 to #11 - metalmind
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That stereotype comes from old couples, who were not right for each other and let themselves go.
User avatar #41 - pepemex
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What if I hate dating and parties?
User avatar #42 to #41 - iamthepapercut
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Pretty sure that's why you're on the internet
#22 - pappathethird
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Comment Picture
#6 - angryjewman
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holy **** everyone here are lonely FAGGOTS!
#8 to #6 - duvallwhitey
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Well.   
I'm not.
Well.
I'm not.
User avatar #111 to #8 - dedj
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no no no. You THINK you're not.
At the end of the day, we're all the same.
User avatar #183 to #111 - duvallwhitey
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You don't know me ***********
User avatar #75 to #6 - schmuxy
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*is a lonely faggot. 'everyone' is a singular pronoun.

And yes, I am lonely. How could you tell?
#178 to #6 - seizure
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holy **** how did this 12 year old's comment get 50 thumbs -.-
User avatar #120 to #6 - wolvesbrickwall
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It's true. I can vouch. I am, indeed, a lonely faggot.
#10 to #6 - thebeerdude
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This time your trolling actually just told an obvious truth about the FJ-community.
This time your trolling actually just told an obvious truth about the FJ-community.
#2 - anon id: 495db137
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> my sides
> lost it
> time to stop posting
> im so done
> what is wrong with this site
> easy there satan
> etc.
User avatar #16 to #2 - PenguinsOfMars
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i can't even
#74 to #2 - mistysmuff
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> funnyjunk user making fun of tumblr user
#155 to #2 - captaincapital
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> > my sides
> >lost it
> >time to stop posting
> >im so done
> >what is wrong with this site
> >easy there satan
> > etc.
#164 to #2 - greedtheavaricious
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There is just no winning in this community, right? If they say something like that everyone is being a little bitch. If not, people make fun of them anyways.   
   
**** off.
There is just no winning in this community, right? If they say something like that everyone is being a little bitch. If not, people make fun of them anyways.

**** off.
User avatar #175 to #2 - garroshhellscream
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im 24570348570346578347590% done
User avatar #63 to #2 - dubslao
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get out XDDdddd
User avatar #97 to #2 - rokkarokkaali
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>the punchline to a comment on funnyjunk
>laughing reaction image
>*roll picture/user/comment* mfw the punchline
>making fun of other website users for the same exact things we do
User avatar #3 to #2 - tittylovin
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did you just
#4 to #3 - anon id: 495db137
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bless
User avatar #5 to #2 - Blarghfreat
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>Stop using our meme arrows


-Le 9gag army
User avatar #7 to #2 - fjaggot
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none of it was used here so gtfo
#78 - squalllionhart
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then there's people who don't even get to go to the party
#99 to #78 - nuclearderp
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I know that feel bro.
I know that feel bro.
#27 - flutterbye
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Meh. I grew up in a small town where it's pretty common to get married at that age. I think they're all ******* nuts, not necessarily because of the age, but the length of their relationship.
Ex. A friend of mine just married her boyfriend of 2 years.
Personally, I don't think that is nearly long enough time to decided that you want to commit the rest of your life with that person.
At least, that is what marriage used to be about. Call me traditional.
From experience, the first few years are still lovey-dovey. After year 4, **** gets real.
#28 to #27 - anon id: 41dae95b
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It is far more traditional to get married on a whim than it is to wait a decade. People today move in with each other, have a couple kids, and still don't get married.
#35 to #27 - anon id: e0b059c4
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Tradition (In Britain anyways) was usually to be married 14/15/16 and have kids and start a family. Past about 19/20 you wee already being called a spinster. That's just working class. The upper classes were usually arranged for them and married off...
User avatar #170 to #27 - qotsa
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My boyfriend and me have been together for 4 years and a month, i think **** will get real when we move in together.
#182 to #170 - flutterbye
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I've been in a relationship for 6 years now, and has been the tough step for us. I found that going into the situation with a pessimistic attitude was not a good idea. Things started off rocky, but I'm trying my best to be patient and not a complete psychotic bitch.
My advice to you: be patient, cause boys are dumb, be positive or you'll be doomed from the start, and be willing to admit you're wrong.
Good luck comrade.
MFW cheesy speech.
I thought it was.... gouda-dvice
User avatar #188 to #182 - qotsa
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Thanks for the advice, but i figured most of it out in the last few years, we actually have a great relationship.
User avatar #31 to #27 - randomituseddie
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i agree completely. i had a friend who when i met him was engaged. i assumed the had been together for a long time. eventually a found out they had been together an even shorter time than me and my then girlfriend of a year. i think that's just crazy. however having said that they are still going strong and me and my then girlfriend have split up. so i guess everyone is different.
User avatar #38 to #27 - woodywoodlinson
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My sister married 3 months after meeting her husband whom she met on the internet. They'll have been together for 10 years on the 23rd! It's just personal experience
User avatar #84 to #38 - flutterbye
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That's awesome. Again, I'm not saying that it doesn't happen. Sometimes you just meet the right person But I feel like you need experience to know what kind of person is the right person for you, meaning you don't need to be together as long to know. Just my theory.
User avatar #185 to #27 - WootBoot
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If you know you love someone it doesnt matter how long you've been dating. I met my wife when i was 14, she moved in across the street from me right when school was about to start. We walked to our first day of high school together and after that we were inseperable. She was my best friend. Time flew by until it was the end of our senior year. She was going out of state to an exclusive college, and i was stuck going to the local community college. We knew we didnt have much time left together but we never mentioned it. Instead we spent every moment we could together, hoping graduation would never come. But it did. After the ceremony, we went to the park near our school and sat on a bench. The thing we had been trying so hard to avoid talking or thinking about was suddenly staring us in the face, and this might be the last time i ever got to see her. Before she could say a word, i told her that i was in love with her. She was just staring at me looking like she was about to cry untill she kissed me, ran to her car crying and drove away. I didnt hear from her all summer, and i was more confused than a straighy guy in a room of hot trannies to say the least. Eventually it was the first day of college. I sat through my first class and as i was leaving, i saw jessica sitting on the hood of my car smiling at me.The first thing she said to me was i love you too, and a week later i bought an engagement ring. Six weeks later i proposed to her and even now, after 14 years of marriage, every time i wake up and see her next to me in the morning it feels just as amazing as when i saw her sitting on the hood of my car. You may think thats ******* nuts but one day you'll find someone who makes you want to spend the rest of your life with them and then you'll understand
#62 to #27 - elementum
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My grandparents met in 1944. Two weeks later my grandfather had to go to basic training for the army. He told my grandmother they'd get married when he got back. Five months later he returned and they were married. 10 kids and 68 years of marriage later, my grandfather passed away a few months ago at 89 years old with my grandmother holding his hand. Sometimes when you meet the right person you just know, and it doesn't matter how long you wait to get married.
User avatar #81 to #62 - flutterbye
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I'm not saying that beautiful things like that don't happen. I just wouldn't gamble on it, myself. Maybe I'm a pessimist.
User avatar #51 - ThatOneDouche
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repost
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User avatar #65 to #58 - alhemicar
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whoa, what's that?
User avatar #77 to #65 - rhiaanor
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an old screamer
User avatar #79 to #77 - alhemicar
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I mean how did he get this preview
User avatar #80 to #79 - rhiaanor
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"
User avatar #82 to #80 - alhemicar
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oh

I'm ******* stupid
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#105 - tazpy
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I never even went to the party, I hate parties.   
Gif is me if I ever try to dance.
I never even went to the party, I hate parties.
Gif is me if I ever try to dance.