they forgot 2 key ingredients. . Unless life also ,, ruls you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck.. You gotta get your own sugar and water you lazy .
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User avatar #1 - Relinies ONLINE (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You gotta get your own sugar and water you lazy **** .
#12 - thechosentroll (07/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Reminds me of the first time I tried to make lemonade. I accidentally poured salt instead of sugar. I hadn't added water yet when I decided to taste it and realized what I'd done. My mother started bitching that it's now ruined and no one in their right mind would drink it, I said I could, she dared me and I downed half a liter of pure lemon juice and salt.   
   
Moral of the day: If you word it the right way, you can convince an idiot to do anything.
Reminds me of the first time I tried to make lemonade. I accidentally poured salt instead of sugar. I hadn't added water yet when I decided to taste it and realized what I'd done. My mother started bitching that it's now ruined and no one in their right mind would drink it, I said I could, she dared me and I downed half a liter of pure lemon juice and salt.

Moral of the day: If you word it the right way, you can convince an idiot to do anything.
User avatar #5 - warioteam (07/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I ******* love sour stuff.
Seriously, my teeth dissagree, but i like to ****** squirt these lemon juice bottles
damn its tastey
#36 - dalroc (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#10 - katarinaismywaifu (07/31/2014) [-]
If life gives you lemons:
1)Cut the lemon into slices
2)Take out the seeds
3)Sell the slices and plant the seeds
4)Grow a lemon orchard and sell millions of lemons
5)Get lots of money and buy machinery
6)Use machines to harvest lemons faster and make even more money
7)Buy juicers and sugar with money
8)Make lemonade
9)Repeat for many years and crush the competition
10)Enjoy your lemon and lemonade empire for many years

It can be done OP. You just have to believe.
#16 - blablawat (07/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
or t-killa + salt
User avatar #17 to #16 - sadaros (07/31/2014) [-]
hey ******** , its tequila, not some rapper named T-Killah
User avatar #4 - charredenay (07/31/2014) [-]
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" -Cave Johnson (also me)
#34 - matrixone (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#27 - ihateelfs ONLINE (07/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
When life gives you lemons, you make rice balls!
User avatar #38 - heartbleed ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
No you rip those lemons in half with your bare hands and rub them in life's eyes.
Also since when do you need water for lemonade? I just used tons of sugar.
User avatar #6 - inuares (07/31/2014) [-]
Or just make combustible lemons to burn life's house down.
#33 - anonomysmonkey (07/31/2014) [-]
Get your own damn sugar and water! Why does life have to do everything for you? **** .
User avatar #29 - kimom (07/31/2014) [-]
When life gives me lemons i dont make lemonade im mad like Cave Johnson I got lemon grenades.
User avatar #28 - fyaq (07/31/2014) [-]
Or get off your ass and ******* find some.

This is why we have dumb ****** on welfare.
#26 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
get you're own goddamn sugar and water. life's not going to do everythingfor you.
#18 - vonspyder ONLINE (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #8 - wertologist ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
When life gives you lemons proceed to throw the lemons at life and demand bacon
User avatar #7 - EdwardNigma (07/31/2014) [-]
When life gives you lemons, eat them right there.
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