the ultimate way to eat pistachios. do it www.deathbulge.com.. His fingers are not bloody enough.
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User avatar #1 - grogovic (06/23/2014) [+] (6 replies)
His fingers are not bloody enough.
User avatar #8 - squiblles (06/23/2014) [+] (9 replies)
but they sell pre-shelled nuts...
User avatar #11 to #8 - Darianvincent ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
It's not the same
#14 - cantankerousotter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [+] (14 replies)
I don't like pistachios

Everyone's FW
#13 - communistnazi (06/23/2014) [+] (15 replies)
mediocre paint skills
unfunny joke
illogical story

4/10
#23 to #13 - finblob ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
>stealing my text colour
#7 - learmy (06/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I am soo pissedtachio.
#9 - flyingicecream (06/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #55 - mrheisenberg (06/23/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I was hospitalized last time I ate pistachios.

I'm allergic as **** .
#58 to #55 - alphavsomega (06/23/2014) [-]
I'm allergic to grass
#96 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (06/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>Find bag of unshelled Pistachios
>Oh ******* Lord.gif
>Expensive as ****
>Worth anything
>Buy bag the size of 8 of my fists
>Go home
>Eat entire bag
>Tongue feels like hell
>Basically dumped a bag of salt on my tongue
>Practically dumped a bag of salt on my tongue
>Literally dumped a bag of salt on a ******* snail 1/36 the size of the bag
>Geographic Tongue for the rest of my life
>Doesn'tMatterHad_Sex.png

>Actual picture of my tongue Post-Pistachio Stress Disorder is what I have now.
User avatar #73 - jajathezombie (06/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
> pop whole pistachio in mouth
> crack with teeth
> lick salt off shell
> spit out shell
> eat pistachio
User avatar #5 - benschien (06/23/2014) [-]
pistachios actually don't taste as good when you stuff them in your mouth like peanuts for example.
it's the process of opening one at a time and the pleasant anticipation that makes them so great
#42 - blackermagic (06/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i like the art style pic unrelated
#32 - ashedust (06/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Salt and pistachio dust in your everywhere.

1/10 would not try.
User avatar #120 - srhkid (06/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
if I eat em, my throat feels like it wants to close..
User avatar #121 to #120 - slandersalamander (06/24/2014) [-]
You might be allergic.
#41 - thenippyone ONLINE (06/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I dare you to walk on cracked walnut shells
#68 - cobainsback (06/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
im allergic to this op, you ******* wanker
#63 - archael (06/23/2014) [-]
I remember the first time I tried pistachios.

*eat one*
"Wow... These aren't even that great."
*eat another*
"I don't get the big deal. They're alright, but..."
*keep eating until the bags gone*

"I REQUIRE MORE!"
User avatar #43 - chaossniper (06/23/2014) [-]
tryed it but it takes all the fun from licking the interior of the shell of the pistacios
#69 - nagafever (06/23/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**nagafever rolled image** you guys don't open them with your teeth?
User avatar #101 to #95 - nagafever (06/23/2014) [-]
i only **** smurfs on thursdays
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