the truth. . I find it comical when women think I oars about Stretchmarks If one titty is slightly bigger than the other Birthmarks Fat areas Bumps or discolora
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the truth

I find it comical when women
think I oars about
Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger
than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws
If I have you naked in front of
me and I am naked too, the
only thing on my mind is
where am I putting my
mouth first
This turned me on
I need to like add this permanently
to my blog, **** is too relaxant
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User avatar #1 - darksideofthebeast (12/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Well he will care when she doesn't clean her sweaty vagina...


Yea...
User avatar #5 to #3 - whiteblob (12/03/2013) [-]
Or when her vagina has morning breath.
User avatar #8 - anustart (12/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Nah baby, you couldn't possibly have a flaw too disgusting for me"
#9 to #8 - anustart (12/03/2013) [-]
"Really? Okay. I'll show you my true self."
"Really? Okay. I'll show you my true self."
#14 - taylorelise (12/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have a birthmark on my ass cheek that looks like a skid mark
User avatar #12 - damianblu (12/03/2013) [-]
You had me until morning breath friend.
User avatar #20 - thruster (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Woman: "Aww you're so sweet... What you call that a penis"? just kidding, calm your tits
User avatar #25 to #20 - Loppytaffy (12/03/2013) [-]
Actually big penises hurt me.
Bring on the twinkle sticks!
#26 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I feel like opinions like the one in the post allow our society to degrade asthetically. People are allowing themselves to get way too ugly. "People will love me even if I have all these flaws," true, but maybe you should work on fixing them anyway because that would be more pleasant
User avatar #22 - technobanana (12/03/2013) [-]
Pretty much
User avatar #18 - asshatwithbuttface (12/03/2013) [-]
ship could be worse...like heading for Lampedusa with no food, water and gas
#17 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
cellulite is ******* disgusting
User avatar #11 - YoursTruley (12/03/2013) [-]
im sorry but that is not realistic...
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