the truth. . I find it comical when women think I oars about Stretchmarks If one titty is slightly bigger than the other Birthmarks Fat areas Bumps or discolora
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

the truth

I find it comical when women
think I oars about
Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger
than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws
If I have you naked in front of
me and I am naked too, the
only thing on my mind is
where am I putting my
mouth first
This turned me on
I need to like add this permanently
to my blog, **** is too relaxant
...
+357
Views: 20376
Favorited: 93
Submitted: 12/02/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to cobern E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - darksideofthebeast (12/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Well he will care when she doesn't clean her sweaty vagina...


Yea...
User avatar #5 to #3 - whiteblob (12/03/2013) [-]
Or when her vagina has morning breath.
User avatar #8 - anustart (12/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Nah baby, you couldn't possibly have a flaw too disgusting for me"
#9 to #8 - anustart (12/03/2013) [-]
"Really? Okay. I'll show you my true self."
"Really? Okay. I'll show you my true self."
#14 - taylorelise (12/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have a birthmark on my ass cheek that looks like a skid mark
User avatar #12 - damianblu (12/03/2013) [-]
You had me until morning breath friend.
User avatar #20 - thruster (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Woman: "Aww you're so sweet... What you call that a penis"? just kidding, calm your tits
User avatar #25 to #20 - Loppytaffy (12/03/2013) [-]
Actually big penises hurt me.
Bring on the twinkle sticks!
#26 - mr skeltal (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I feel like opinions like the one in the post allow our society to degrade asthetically. People are allowing themselves to get way too ugly. "People will love me even if I have all these flaws," true, but maybe you should work on fixing them anyway because that would be more pleasant
User avatar #22 - technobanana ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Pretty much
User avatar #18 - asshatwithbuttface (12/03/2013) [-]
ship could be worse...like heading for Lampedusa with no food, water and gas
#17 - mr skeltal (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
cellulite is ******* disgusting
User avatar #23 to #17 - rosietheamazon (12/03/2013) [-]
if you want to get anywhere in life, you'll bury your face in it one day.
User avatar #11 - YoursTruley ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
im sorry but that is not realistic...
 Friends (0)