the secret. . The secret of enjoying a good wine: L Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. iii/ iii' 2. If it does not look like it' s breathing, give it mo .. But what if it was breathing? What's step 3 OP? the secret The of enjoying a good wine: L Open bottle to allow it breathe iii/ iii' 2 If does not look like it' s breathing give mo But what if was breathing? What's step 3 OP?
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - doujinshi
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But what if it was breathing?    
   
What's step 3 OP?
But what if it was breathing?

What's step 3 OP?
#26 to #1 - anon id: b24c0777
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that pic wasnt necessary
User avatar #27 to #26 - twofreegerbils
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Anons aren't necessary.
User avatar #37 to #1 - kousei
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If your bottle of wine is breathing you require either a priest or a white jacket.
#46 to #1 - pwndbynoob
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Step 3?
User avatar #9 to #1 - schmuxy
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you ingest its lifeblood.
#13 to #9 - thesoulseeker
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AND GAIN IT'S POWER!   
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AND GAIN IT'S POWER!
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User avatar #3 to #1 - questioner
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If it breathes, it has a mouth therefore by the laws of nature you must **** it.
#12 - rebuttal
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**rebuttal rolled a random image posted in comment #431 at Beautiful Creatures **
what id give mouth to mouth to
#17 to #12 - anon id: 9f12b41f
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7353204 at Safe For Work Random Board ** What I'd like to receive mouth-to-mouth from
#18 to #17 - redwrench
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**redwrench rolled a random image posted in comment #180 at Florida Man ** What I'd like to receive mouth-to-mouth from.
#19 to #18 - redwrench
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And it turns into an orgy.
And it turns into an orgy.
#21 to #19 - jonathankitty
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Comment Picture
User avatar #45 to #21 - sabcy
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**** it, I'm in!!!!
User avatar #2 - bananarowboat
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My wine was put on a respirator for weeks before it eventually lost it's life
#4 to #2 - anon id: 2158cf7e
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I'm sorry.
#5 to #2 - include
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Oh, quit your whining.
User avatar #23 to #5 - fonestig
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grape pun
#22 to #5 - joeypie
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Not bad, not bad at all.
Not bad, not bad at all.
User avatar #6 - footballmaniac
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Wine is for faggots and pussies. And the French. Okay the second statement was redundant.

Be a man and drink liquor.
User avatar #24 to #6 - delphine
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but... but.. what if I'm a woman???
#14 to #6 - vexeranhd
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#29 to #6 - accountabilibuddy
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#31 to #6 - cazabrow
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#34 to #6 - pwnfrnzy
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User avatar #36 to #6 - kousei
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I would raise a glass of rum for your preference in liquor however your lack of any and all respect for the decisions of others leads me away from toasting you and in fact encourages me to join in your hazing...

"You sir, are an uncultured ninny"
#42 to #6 - Dewit
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User avatar #43 to #6 - sabcy
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and wine isn't liquor?
#16 to #6 - cheeseboyofdoom
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Yeah, you're cool.
Yeah, you're cool.
User avatar #44 to #16 - sabcy
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what does he have in his hands?
User avatar #20 to #6 - roflnaut
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I like wine. It is good for your health and tastes good.
#28 to #6 - twofreegerbils
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yfw French wines have a higher alcohol content than the beers you drink while being a maniac over football
#32 to #6 - iRetaliate
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>be a man
>drink liquor
>no specifics

So how's high school treating you?
#10 to #6 - zendir
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Hurrr derrrr i only drink to get drunk, and if you dont that is gay.
User avatar #11 to #6 - harrisonfordor
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For some reason, it's hilarious that someone with the username "footballmaniac" said this.
#7 to #6 - iprobablyhateyou
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wine is for someone who can enjoy alcohol without trying to please his 'buddies'
#33 - snakebelmont
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Wine before beer means you'll be feeling queer   
   
Beer before wine means you'll be feeling fine
Wine before beer means you'll be feeling queer

Beer before wine means you'll be feeling fine
User avatar #15 - leafonthewind
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if your wine suffocates and dies
don't be a bitch and wine about it
#39 to #15 - kousei
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I think you just gave me a concussion...
User avatar #8 - AceofHearts
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Red wine is the wine that you should let breathe. Not too sure about white wine.
#35 - xcoreyx
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Or just ******* drink it. I mean seriously, you can say what you want, but the only reason people drink alcoholic beverages is to feel the effects of alcohol. Otherwise they'd just drink other stuff that tastes better. Like no one says that they smoke marijuana just for the taste.
#38 to #35 - skydiving
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Well pairing wine with good food is awesome. Alcohol is a factor, but taste matters a lot with wines. Also getting drunk on wine sucks.
Well pairing wine with good food is awesome. Alcohol is a factor, but taste matters a lot with wines. Also getting drunk on wine sucks.
#40 to #35 - kousei
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Seriously? Have you never sat down and thought "I'd like to relax with a nice beer/wine/ whiskey"? I'm afraid you are wrong, I do drink for the taste. At the end of a long day I don't need caffeine, I want something that tastes good, I don't want pure sugar either. Options? Liquor, wine, beer. I personally tend towards rum yes i realize it has on of the highest sugar contents, don't care, tastes a bit sweeter but not overwhelmingly so
#41 to #40 - xcoreyx
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Okay I said that a lot more literally than I meant. My point was just that people put way too much thought into something that's really just a drug in a drink. In other words I hate wine snobs.
User avatar #49 to #41 - kousei
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well snobs are always a separate entity altogether.
#48 to #35 - fecal
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don't say these things like facts just because nobody ever taught you the joy's of for example pairing good wines with food to see how it complements eachother, having a nice cold beer on a terrace in a summer day etc. Indeed the alcohol is a major reason people drink alcoholic beverages. However the brewing process that brings the presence of alcohol is also the source for a wide range of interesting and delicious tastes that just mixing juices, chemicals and sugar together like in other drinks will never achieve.   
   
I myself was the kind of guy that only drank beer and liqour and called people who drink and enjoy wine gay, but fortunately I have since been educated to know otherwise.
don't say these things like facts just because nobody ever taught you the joy's of for example pairing good wines with food to see how it complements eachother, having a nice cold beer on a terrace in a summer day etc. Indeed the alcohol is a major reason people drink alcoholic beverages. However the brewing process that brings the presence of alcohol is also the source for a wide range of interesting and delicious tastes that just mixing juices, chemicals and sugar together like in other drinks will never achieve.

I myself was the kind of guy that only drank beer and liqour and called people who drink and enjoy wine gay, but fortunately I have since been educated to know otherwise.
User avatar #30 - kwag
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Wine 'em, Dine 'em, make sure it's not breathing.
#25 - delphine
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I'm a lush and not ashamed.
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