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#48 - zanxoo (04/08/2014) [+] (7 replies)
#1 - schnizel (04/08/2014) [+] (152 replies)
I don't get what the big deal about the Illuminati is? Shure, there are some powerful men there but it's nothing more than a little club where instead of golf they hmm, and hmmm.
I know a Freemason, he is a really cool guy and he is a really good person who taught me many things about his wonderful cult. You can't judge everyone from the club because of some bad people in the club. Freemasons aren't allowed to kill people, it's in the Freemasonic Bible.
User avatar #32 to #2 - lean (04/08/2014) [-]
What are you on about? Neither the Illuminate nor the Masons have been intent on controlling anything. Get your conspiracy theories the hell out.

Illuminate: The goals of the organization included trying to eliminate superstition, prejudice, and the Roman Catholic Church's domination over government, philosophy, and science; trying to reduce oppressive state abuses of power, and trying to support the education and treatment of women as intellectual equals.

Freemasons: Basically the original unionized labor group. Apprentice- Journeyman- Master. They had secret meetings and codes because they wanted their tricks of the trade kept secret to monopolize the market.

They were persecuted by religions and governments throughout the middle ages, which led to the superstitions surrounding them. This, in turn, led to a huge, cult like underground following of free thinking people seeking equality and enlightenment. Just because some achieved high status in governments and organizations doesn't mean that corruption is the goal of the institution.

You watch too many movies.
#50 - xsap (04/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
people don't even know what the Illuminati is or what they do or who they are but they blame everything on them because their 15 year old stonner friend said they are bad
#70 - chryssis ONLINE (04/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#47 - mankey (04/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #64 - MrKittyKat (04/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Oh god i did my research on this guy and he lives very very close to me. god help me.
User avatar #68 to #64 - firesnake (04/09/2014) [-]
Ok here is what you have to do.

1) Print out a big picture of the Illuminate logo
2) Write a sign saying: The Illuminate is watching you
3) put it in his garden
4)???
5) profit
#58 - mr skeltal (04/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Lol what a stoner tard.
#82 - mrtwocolors (04/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#87 to #82 - dedaluminus (04/09/2014) [-]
I don't have any clue what you're doing, but it makes me angry
#85 - budddwyer (04/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**budddwyer rolled image** What the Illuminati really want
**budddwyer rolled image** What the Illuminati really want
User avatar #65 - kinggucciswagman (04/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
the illuminate killed micheal jakson and 3pac
#57 - terminalinfinity (04/09/2014) [-]
Yes, because every secret, underground organization makes a point to create a facebook page acknowledging their existence.

Did this guy actually think he could find the illuminati on Facebook?
User avatar #122 - quadroller (04/09/2014) [-]
What if the Illuminati fooled him saying they're just a nightclub because Sam Brave Bird knows something?
#114 - kristovsky ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
#80 - notnewaccount (04/09/2014) [-]
Fixed
#67 - fredsulli (04/09/2014) [-]
**fredsulli rolled image**
#54 - cerbearus (04/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Seen this twice now and it still makes me think of the same thing.
#52 - khorneation (04/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Sup com 2 anyone?
User avatar #55 to #52 - cerbearus (04/09/2014) [-]
Sup Com 1 was better Also I will piss myself with joy if anyone ever decides to make a third
User avatar #69 - gnalde (04/09/2014) [-]
Yeah they'd be a really cool secret society if they had an open Facebook group... This is basically 21st century stupidity in a nutshell. Hate something you know nothing about and blame it on the wrong group of people online.
User avatar #62 - soggypancakes (04/09/2014) [-]
Wait.. Hold up, I just read this whole section.

So who is really the bad guys?
I want to know because the fictional story I am creating, the main conflict of the corrupted KKK compared, psycho illuminati kingdom that basically wants to purge all "demons" or elves.

Yeah, don't judge me, mahn.
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