the hero we need. . Man Buys 23 King Apple Pies tel Spite Bl Small Child Burger King. -‘Fe deb Apparently, after waiting in line in mint cut a careless mather a the hero we need Man Buys 23 King Apple Pies tel Spite Bl Small Child Burger -‘Fe deb Apparently after waiting in line mint cut a careless mather
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Man Buys 23 King Apple
Pies tel Spite Bl Small Child
Burger King. -‘Fe deb
Apparently, after waiting in line in mint cut a careless mather and her screaming small child, a
man we was haying 'a' bad day {and had 'a' headache} decided tn ruin that family' s day: The
child was screaming ll want fucking pier" SD the man up every last pie — all as cut them
and walked can cit the Burger King It: -cation, turning daly he see the enraged Mather and
child. helpless as the cashier ti: -Id them that the restaurant had just st: -Id put cit pie.
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#3 - xdiabolicx
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Hero
#10 - askuu
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I guess that the kid lost his ap-pie-tite.
I guess that the kid lost his ap-pie-tite.
#19 to #10 - anon id: 5bc628c2
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LE GET OUT XD
#129 to #10 - auesis
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(08/08/2014) [-]
*sigh* here's your ******* thumb
#56 to #10 - jdizzleoffthehizzl
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(08/08/2014) [-]
That was a stretch but we'll allow it
#39 to #10 - blackmanrollipolli
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(08/08/2014) [-]
oh man you just barely squeezed that one in there.
#32 to #10 - sursum
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#9 - pappysmurf
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I bet that pie tasted like satisfaction.
I bet that pie tasted like satisfaction.
#125 to #9 - anon id: 49026b70
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and about 15000 calories (so really good )
User avatar #12 to #9 - lmOldGreg
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(08/08/2014) [-]
Hugo Weaving is so damn good in those Matrix films.
#13 to #12 - pappysmurf
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(08/08/2014) [-]
Hugo Weaving is good.
User avatar #15 to #13 - lmOldGreg
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(08/08/2014) [-]
He IS just Agent Smith. I can't imagine anyone else playing him.
#16 to #15 - pappysmurf
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(08/08/2014) [-]
Well who else could pull of a beautiful smile like that?
User avatar #17 to #16 - lmOldGreg
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(08/08/2014) [-]
How he gets to look like a maniac without looking like he's over acting.. genius.
#57 to #13 - iidonteven
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*Elrond
User avatar #46 to #12 - skeptical
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What are you talking about? There was only one Matrix
#30 - leonhardt
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(08/08/2014) [-]
When your cable goes out, you get frustrated.
When you get frustrated, your work suffers.
When your work suffers, you get reprimanded.
When you get reprimanded, you have a bad day.
When you have a bad day, you buy 23 pies from Burger King to spite a small child.
Don't buy 23 pies from Burger King to spite a small child.
Switch to DirecTV
User avatar #34 to #30 - finalfantasymaster
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(08/08/2014) [-]
i have directTV it's pretty good
User avatar #42 to #34 - skeptical
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(08/08/2014) [-]
Except when it rains
Or gets humid
Or rises above 78 degrees
User avatar #48 to #42 - leonhardt
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(08/08/2014) [-]
Or a single cloud passes in front of it
User avatar #47 to #42 - finalfantasymaster
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(08/08/2014) [-]
not really...
ive gone to pretty hot temperstures and it works fine, only when it rains incredibly heavy, any normal rain wont do anything to it
User avatar #63 to #42 - DroidToyiu
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I live in an area that has almost constant rain, 80% humidity on the daily and in the summer hits high 90's regularly. Only time I've lost a signal is when a hurricane came through and tossed the dish into someone elses yard. They probably started getting my signal by that point.
User avatar #87 to #34 - bouazizforever
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What's DirecTV?
User avatar #127 to #87 - spacefield
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Satellite television company in the U.S. I'm not sure if it exists in other countries.
User avatar #36 to #34 - leonhardt
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Cool. I got VerizonFiOs. Internet is fast as ****.
#43 to #36 - skeptical
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Goddammit FiOs   
Got all sorts of tax breaks and **** because they promised to make it available to every home in NJ   
Won't put in the cables for us when we're literally twenty ******* feet away from a street that gets is   
Then when we complained about the internet going out every five seconds with Verizon DSL they just said it was because of the old faulty wires and didn't bother to ******* replace them   
Now that we've switched provider it turns out Comcast can't replace the wires even if they want to because in our location they piggyback off of the Verizon wires   
I am so ******* pissed at FiOs right now
Goddammit FiOs
Got all sorts of tax breaks and **** because they promised to make it available to every home in NJ
Won't put in the cables for us when we're literally twenty ******* feet away from a street that gets is
Then when we complained about the internet going out every five seconds with Verizon DSL they just said it was because of the old faulty wires and didn't bother to ******* replace them
Now that we've switched provider it turns out Comcast can't replace the wires even if they want to because in our location they piggyback off of the Verizon wires
I am so ******* pissed at FiOs right now
User avatar #38 to #36 - finalfantasymaster
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nah i got Claro i live in Colombia it's the fastest here, it's pretty fast as ****, i only have directTV for TV
#44 to #38 - ryukrules
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(08/08/2014) [-]
Are you from Puerto Rico ?
User avatar #66 to #44 - maxismahname
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Read the spoiler dummy
#130 to #66 - ryukrules
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(08/09/2014) [-]
****....
****....
User avatar #131 to #130 - maxismahname
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I'ts okay, we all make mistakes
Dumbass
#133 to #131 - ryukrules
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(08/10/2014) [-]
Thank....wait a !
Thank....wait a !
User avatar #103 to #30 - darthsalias
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i have direct tv an comcast internet
#111 to #30 - elcreepo
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(08/08/2014) [-]
Flawless execution
Flawless execution
#72 to #30 - superblargh
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User avatar #114 to #72 - desacabose
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(08/08/2014) [-]
When you see women outside, you get an erection.
When you get an erection, you have to hide it.
When you have to hide it, you go home and masturbate to on funnyjunk,
When you go on funnyjunk, you look at other content.
When you look at other content, you feel like people are trying to sell you something
Don't feel like someone is trying to sell you something.
Switch to DirecTV
User avatar #2 - bladeariet
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(08/08/2014) [-]
Woolie strikes again
#69 to #2 - arkanios
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That piece of ****!
That piece of ****!
#31 to #2 - TehGordonFreeman
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#18 to #2 - DeathclawRulez
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#7 to #2 - lexivex
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Goddamn pie stealer!
#68 to #7 - moorgar
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(08/08/2014) [-]
so many are dead
#28 - dorfdorfdorf
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i ******* hate brats so much, this was like porn
i ******* hate brats so much, this was like porn
#4 - hudge
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User avatar #49 - anonymoose
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reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/2cm5xt/am_i_a_bad_person_for_this/

Source was the link above, but he deleted the text for some reason. Here's what he said:

"So a while ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. I hadn't had the greatest of days and I had a headache coming on. It was a very long line and I was at the end of it waiting patiently. When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child. This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother throwing around a gameboy whenever something didn't go right in the game. The mother didn't seem to pay any attention to him and his continued yelling of 'I want a ******* PIE'. After about 5 minutes of the line with these people behind me, I had gone from a headache to a full on migraine, but nothing was going to stop me from getting those burgers. I calmly turn and ask her nicely if she can please calm or quiet her child down. Immediately she gets up in my face telling me I can't tell her nothing about raising her [continued]
User avatar #50 to #49 - anonymoose
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child and to mind my own business. I nod and turn around, shes still yelling at the back of my head when the child cries out again how he wants a pie, the mother consoles him, calling him sweety and ensuring they'll get pies for lunch because she loves him so much. Things immediately go back to the they were and I wait another 5 minutes before getting to the front of the line. It turns out it was so slow because they had 1 trainee on cash during the lunch hour rush. All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache. I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don't have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can't get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away."
User avatar #117 to #50 - majormayor
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Too bad that never happened. I'm surprised it wasn't from /r/childfree, though.
#118 to #117 - anonymoose
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Are you calling internet strangers unreliable? What kind of a sick world do you think we live in?
#8 - twoderrick
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#1 - shallowandpedantic
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**shallowandpedantic rolled image** set the scene
**shallowandpedantic rolled image** set the scene