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#4 - thechosentroll (02/22/2014) [-]
Motherfucker, geese are bloodthirsty monstrosities spawned by the depths of Satans' arse, who exist for the sole purpose of bringing death, destruction and suffering. Fuck geese.
User avatar #29 to #4 - omnifish **User deleted account** (02/23/2014) [-]
You forgot to mention they fucking teeth ON. THEIR. FUCKING. TONGUE!
#7 to #4 - vymastenaochechula (02/22/2014) [-]
"Hold the motherfuck up right now. Geese are fucking pros at teamwork. Seriously, drop your shit and read this fact.

Geese fly in a v formation to reduce wind resistance, therefore conserving energy and making flying a lot of efficient. And the pimp ass goose nigga at the front of the V, since that hardworking motherfucker doesn't have a goose to fly in front of him and make his flight easier, switches out with the other geese periodically. All this teamwork up in this bitch.

BUT WAIT MOTHERFUCKER, THERE'S MORE.


When a goose gets popped by some bitch (translation: injured) and has to slow down and leave the formation due to its injuries, another goose will fly alongside it to keep it company, ensure it's survival, and guide them back to the group. I'm surprised there aren't more people having their houses destroyed by the giant drooping ballsack of the average goose, coursing through the skies, smashing infidels with the steel testicles they harbor.

TEAM MOTHERFUCKING WORK.

I learned this at an anti-bullying presentation at my school that discussed the benefits of team work, and how goose help their niggas out. Have to say, impressed as fuck" weinergobbler (04/08/2013)
User avatar #22 to #7 - vatra (02/22/2014) [-]
Geese use team work to attack and bully humans. Tell me I'm wrong.
User avatar #20 to #7 - captainrattrap (02/22/2014) [-]
It would be good if anti bullying efforts were like that. Solve the problem at it's source: Building friends. Bullies don't pick on kids when outnumbered.
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