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#4 - thechosentroll
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(02/22/2014) [-]
************, geese are bloodthirsty monstrosities spawned by the depths of Satans' arse, who exist for the sole purpose of bringing death, destruction and suffering. **** geese.
User avatar #29 to #4 - omnifish **User deleted account**
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(02/23/2014) [-]
You forgot to mention they ******* teeth ON. THEIR. *******. TONGUE!
#7 to #4 - vymastenaochechula
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(02/22/2014) [-]
"Hold the ********** up right now. Geese are ******* pros at teamwork. Seriously, drop your **** and read this fact.

Geese fly in a v formation to reduce wind resistance, therefore conserving energy and making flying a lot of efficient. And the pimp ass goose ***** at the front of the V, since that hardworking ************ doesn't have a goose to fly in front of him and make his flight easier, switches out with the other geese periodically. All this teamwork up in this bitch.

BUT WAIT ************, THERE'S MORE.

When a goose gets popped by some bitch (translation: injured) and has to slow down and leave the formation due to its injuries, another goose will fly alongside it to keep it company, ensure it's survival, and guide them back to the group. I'm surprised there aren't more people having their houses destroyed by the giant drooping ballsack of the average goose, coursing through the skies, smashing infidels with the steel testicles they harbor.

TEAM ************* WORK.

I learned this at an anti-bullying presentation at my school that discussed the benefits of team work, and how goose help their ****** out. Have to say, impressed as ****" weinergobbler (04/08/2013)
User avatar #22 to #7 - vatra
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Geese use team work to attack and bully humans. Tell me I'm wrong.
User avatar #20 to #7 - captainrattrap
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(02/22/2014) [-]
It would be good if anti bullying efforts were like that. Solve the problem at it's source: Building friends. Bullies don't pick on kids when outnumbered.