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Cl Anonymous (ID: 51 ) () Dfi Replies: snot"
I got one
freshman in college
smoking weed
already trashed on whiskey
newist hard
iwonder down to a frat house
ppost up outside and pretend to be security
broothers let me and eventually leave
basking people for IDs for about an hour
awhole time drinking hard liquor
cops come up the stairs and come in
east: them for IDs
We are the ******* cops, we are going to come in."
pl say "riddle me this__." then proceed to puke on one onthean_
stagger back in shock
*****
t: run my drunk ass backto my dorm
my head and heard
ssee cops every day patrolling the campus
Never recognize me
I regret nothing
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Submitted: 07/15/2014
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#5 - jackbanne (07/16/2014) [-]
> walk up to a party
> suspected noise complaint.jpeg
> move up to the door
> there's a hipster-looking ass drunk
> ask's me for my id
> we are cops dumbass
> he chokes out half a sentence
> "riddle me this"
> pukes on Jenkins
> lulz internally
> drunk runs off, Jenkins is pissed
> starts patrolling the campus
> I see the drunk
> beard and head shaved
> mfw
User avatar #7 - bitchplzzz (07/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
you suck, faggot
#1 - billyborschtbelt (07/16/2014) [+] (5 replies)
If a dog has no nose, how does it smell?

Awful
#6 to #1 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
You keep reusing the same joke, I mean, be a little more creative.
#8 - peanutbraddle (07/16/2014) [-]
It says (You) but those are clearly not the same IDs.
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