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that's the joke

my physics teacher told us a (lui) teeny
three guys are on a eeat and they have tour cigarettes, eat he
lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What he they do?
They threw one cigarette over heard and the whole heat a
cigarette lighter
TEA times E
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#3 - flyslasher (07/22/2014) [+] (14 replies)
It's like the "Your in a room with no windows or doors and you have a mirror and a table. How do you get out?" joke.

Look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and cut the table in half. Two halves make a hole. Go through the hole out.
#1 - dehlulzfour (07/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**dehlulzfour rolled image** mfw I finally figure this out
#6 - jazzkatt (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The boat weighs one cigarette less (1 cigarette lighter than poop). I think its more of a language joke rather than a physics joke.

pic sorta related, mfw i figured it out.
#23 - lucariopwnz ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
#17 - slightlycynical (07/22/2014) [-]
throw all the cigarettes over and avoid lung cancer
#30 - A Pickle (07/22/2014) [-]
...I don't ge--OOOOOHHHHHHHH
...I don't ge--OOOOOHHHHHHHH
#28 - vicecomx ONLINE (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
3/10
3/10
#32 - omgnine (07/22/2014) [-]
After he figured it out
User avatar #7 - peas (07/22/2014) [-]
Took me a while
#35 - klaes (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
It took me fifteen ******* minutes to get this joke
#39 to #38 - klaes (07/22/2014) [-]
*you're an

Two thirds of your comment is grammatically incorrect, which just makes the fact that you're technically right hurt more.
#25 - elricmiless **User deleted account** (07/22/2014) [-]
MFW
#24 - joshthepoet (07/22/2014) [-]
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#18 - genericnewfag (07/22/2014) [-]
heh
heh
#12 - alwaysreadthetags (07/22/2014) [-]
haha i get it.
#44 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
How does that work? You throw an unlighted cigar into the water. How does the boat catch on fire? I feel like the answer is obviouse but I'm just be too retarded to see it.
#27 - gdikodiak (07/22/2014) [-]
**gdikodiak rolled image** i get that reference
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#15 - kamehamedump (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
*sighs* i think i have the dumb for i do not get it :/
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