that is no ordinary rabbit. BONES of a full 50 men lie across his lair!. rcl' Dfi; When naming your legendary weapon, remember - Everyone has a "Soul Reaper" or that is no ordinary rabbit BONES of a full 50 men lie across his lair! rcl' Dfi; When naming your legendary weapon remember - Everyone has "Soul Reaper" or
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that is no ordinary rabbit. BONES of a full 50 men lie across his lair!. rcl' Dfi; When naming your legendary weapon, remember - Everyone has a "Soul Reaper" or

BONES of a full 50 men lie across his lair!

rcl' Dfi;
When naming your legendary weapon, remember - Everyone has a "Soul
Reaper" or a "Dragon' s Flame" but what enemy can live down the shame of
being slain by the "Fluffy Bunny"?
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User avatar #6 - willshire
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this reminds me of Angela from brisingr. she mocked eragon for naming his sword fire when he could have called it something like sheepbiter, and her sword is called tinkledeath.
User avatar #220 to #6 - roflsaucer
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******* loved the Inheritance Cycle. Wish there was more in the way of romance between Arya and Eragon, though, but I still loved the series.
User avatar #14 to #6 - inuares
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I was just about to say that too...
User avatar #40 to #6 - Grom
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her sword is named something else, i forgot what, but she calls it tinkledeath because she "finds it more fitting"
User avatar #151 to #40 - SirFail
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I think it is called Albitr But dont quote me on that.
User avatar #154 to #151 - Grom
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I have all the books, I could open it up to check but i'm too lazy to flip through pages. I do believe you're right though.
User avatar #88 to #40 - shruika
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kvertha guys
#76 to #6 - majorkitty
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If I recall correctly, naming things would make them act like they were, for example, Eragon's sword burned like fire.
Angela's sword was named after tinkledeath.
She named a sword after death, and was practically capable of cutting ANYTHING.
And tinkle? The sword was a syringe.
#87 to #76 - chyys
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Not really... Eragon made his sword "himself". Therefore the sword was inbuned by a part of Eragon and his personality, you might say.

Even though he named the sword Brisingr, it was just a coinsidence that it also was the swords true name.
User avatar #128 to #87 - meestaa
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It's because Brisingr turned out to be his swords "true name"
User avatar #155 to #128 - Grom
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they never reveal exactly why. Oromis tells him his theories but there's nothing in the books that confirm either theory.
User avatar #156 to #155 - meestaa
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Ahh i see, my bad,

but now that you've mentioned Oromis i am sad
User avatar #159 to #156 - Grom
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I still can't think of Eragons' and Aryas goodbye without getting sad nor the whole last few chapters when he's leaving Alagaesia
I also can't help but think that Eragon left a virgin. ****, Saphira got laid but not Eragon. Arya was kind of a bitch sometimes.
User avatar #162 to #159 - meestaa
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Arya should have just taken one for the team, the Shadeslayer has needs.


Although, can we also take a moment to talk about how badass everybody from Carvahall is? Especially Roran and Horst
User avatar #167 to #162 - Grom
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Can we take a moment to talk about how the Urgals and Dwarves are going to evolve since being bonded with dragons. they talk about how before the Elves and Dragons bonded that the Elves were very similar to humans in the aspect that they loved war/more feral. they also talked about how the humans were reverting back to how they were before they bond since the fall of the Riders. What I'm most interested in is how the bond will change the Urgals and Dwarves.
User avatar #168 to #167 - meestaa
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Holy ****, Urgals are already badass creatures of badassery, that can't end well.
User avatar #176 to #168 - Grom
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on the contrary, I believe it will allow them to interact with other races, and become more peaceful.
I wonder if Eragon found Dragons in the lands outside of Alagaesia, or humans for that matter.
I want to learn more about The Grey Folk also.
#152 to #6 - yomommabinshoppin
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I need to move my lazy ass and read the final one
User avatar #173 to #6 - helgrind
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Angela was the best thing about those books.
User avatar #129 to #6 - skiskate
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I ******* love Eragon
User avatar #130 to #6 - mienkampf
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book reading master race I didn't even remember, I love you
User avatar #143 to #6 - greycommotion
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Damn, the Inheritance cycle was good. The ending though...
User avatar #148 to #143 - newforomador
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I remember hearing that there were other books in the series that were made, but they were outside of the same story. I think one was either before or during the rebellion of Galbatorix.
User avatar #149 to #148 - greycommotion
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I heard that as well. I don't think he ever got around to it though.
User avatar #224 to #149 - idristhetardis
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CP isn't very good at giving out what he's actually doing.. Ever. Most he ever says is "I might be doing this or this or this.. They're all possibilities" and any good questions that would give some possible spoilers are responded to with "no comment".

At the moment, he's kinda taking a break and will probably revisit the series in a few years. Though, I'm kind of hoping/thinking sooner, with all the demand he has for them.
#86 to #6 - idristhetardis
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Woo! More Inheritance fans!
(Pic related, drawn by Ticcy on DA)
#136 to #86 - irishlawyer
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It's been a while, is that the final dragon to be hatched?
User avatar #147 to #136 - SirFail
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Yes that is Firnen. Arya's dragon.
#186 to #147 - cplkoeksuster
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I have read the cycle, but dude spoilers q.q
#200 to #186 - irishlawyer
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From a book that is a couple of years old?
Not really a spoiler anymore
#64 to #6 - chyys
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I thought I was the only one who read the Inheritance cycle...
GOD DAMNED those were some ******* awesome books.

We gotta start an Inheritance channel or something
#114 to #6 - darkjustifier
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You have no idea how much I love you right now
User avatar #15 to #6 - kiaserzerg
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dude, **** yes. it is so damn hard to find people who actually read the inheritance series. ica fricai un shurtugal.
User avatar #18 to #15 - sadistikal
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*Eka ai fricai un Shur'tugal
User avatar #19 to #18 - kiaserzerg
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**** me its been to long. either way you sir are awesome.
#20 to #19 - sadistikal
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I commend you for trying   
   
Atra esterni' ono thelduin    
Mor' rana li'fa unin hjarta onr   
Un du evari'nya ono varda
I commend you for trying

Atra esterni' ono thelduin
Mor' rana li'fa unin hjarta onr
Un du evari'nya ono varda
#21 to #20 - kiaserzerg
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Sé onr sverdar sitja hvass



(hopes for correct pronunciation intensifies)
User avatar #22 to #21 - sadistikal
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and may your sword stay sharp as well
User avatar #39 to #22 - bigstratos
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Shur'tugal , eka celöbra ono un malabra ono un onr Skulblaka né haina. Atra nosu waíse fricai.
#127 to #39 - redwrench
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>mfw all these Eragon readers here
User avatar #145 to #39 - SirFail
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Atra gulai un ilian tauthr ono un atra ono waise skoli fra rauthr. I hope thats right D:
User avatar #205 to #145 - bigstratos
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Elrun ono vinr!
User avatar #225 to #205 - idristhetardis
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Atra gülai un ilian tauthr ono un atra ono allr waíse skölir frá rauthr.
User avatar #226 to #225 - idristhetardis
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OH SHI-
User avatar #227 to #226 - bigstratos
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YOU DUN'GOOFEED!!!

Atra gülai un ilian tauthr ono un atra ono waíse sköliro frá rauthr.
#134 to #15 - irishlawyer
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Inheritance cycle, man
User avatar #202 to #15 - ilovetocuddle
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My all time favorite series, I alos love the night angel trilogy even though its got some hard to follow grey areas
#7 - cryoutloud
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Comment Picture
#82 to #7 - magnumrevolver
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#50 to #7 - ragingflamingos
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Here take this.
User avatar #1 - theseventhalias
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I'd name mine Tim
User avatar #61 to #1 - yutdollacwwwthree
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This content just wouldn't be funny without a Monty Python reference.

Thumb for you.
User avatar #63 to #61 - theseventhalias
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um..yeah..that was totally intentional...
User avatar #65 to #63 - yutdollacwwwthree
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WAHT A COWINKYDINK
#53 to #1 - dillnyethepikleguy
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I'd name some sort of flame weapon that:

"What manner of weapon is yours that can summon fire without flint or tinder?"

"I call it.... Tim"
User avatar #46 - ZalgotheImminent
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Allow me to tell a story of an artifact a friend and I made for D&D one time since my group was being a bunch of tool-bags. We worked very hard on this item and put a lot of time (Read: about 5 minutes.) working on it.

The Stick of Squirrel-Bane.

Required a DC 25 Spellcraft Check after casting Detect Magic on it to know what the enchantment was.
Against anything that wasn't a squirrel, it dealt exactly 1d1 of damage. No Strength modifier, no Dexterity modifier, just one damage. However, if it ever even touched a squirrel, the squirrel made a Fortitude Save DC 30 or dies. If the squirrel somehow miraculously saves, it still takes 10d12 points of damage, which still kills the squirrel.
Our resident Wizard found the thing, cast Detect Magic, saw a Faint Evocation aura, and botched his Spellcraft roll, so he kept the thing and had the Bard sell it for an exorbitant amount of money Read: 1 gold for a goddamn stick. thanks to Bluff checks.

Now, a few levels later, they encounter a dungeon that almost causes a TPK at least 4 times. They get to the final room, huge, spacious, and almost empty.
At the far end stood a squirrel. Just a single squirrel. Nothing else, a squirrel. Ranger took a shot with his +3 Heartseeking Longbow.
Missed.
Wizard cast an 8d6 Fireball.
Saved with Evasion.
Fighter ran up to slash at it with his +4 Psychokinetic Greatsword.
Missed.
Bard sang a song. Didn't help much.
Druid used Handle Animal. Failed the DC.
Squirrel turns out to be a multiclass Rogue/Sorcerer who polymorphed himself into a squirrel. Proceeds to cast Meteor Swarm and TPK.

Players got pissed, and I reminded them of the stick with the magic about it and told them what it was. They stopped being tool-bags for every other campaign I ever ran. **** was so cash.
User avatar #49 to #46 - scowler
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I take it D&D is still popular?
User avatar #51 to #49 - ZalgotheImminent
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A bit, yeah.
User avatar #52 to #51 - scowler
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What are it's strong points?
User avatar #57 to #52 - ZalgotheImminent
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Basically the game that started the d20 system, not to mention that without it, many Bioware games, including Knights of the Old Republic, Dragon Age, Baldur's Gate, and Neverwinter Nights, wouldn't have been made, nor would the Drizzt books.

It does have its drawbacks, however. Grappling rules are a bit off, anything before third edition is highly confusing, and the multiclassing system is a bit confusing, along with spellcasters getting completely shafted at lower levels with their spells.

I'd recommend Pathfinder before D&D. While D&D is a classic, Pathfinder helped a lot with simplifying things, along with helping spellcasters keep doing what they do best. Which is, y'know, casting spells.
User avatar #55 to #52 - TheFixer
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its fun and it has a lot of customization.
User avatar #223 to #55 - scowler
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Okay...
#110 to #46 - anon id: 8bdcca07
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AD&D (1) is best D&D
User avatar #56 to #46 - theshadowed
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Do you play D+D with friends?
User avatar #60 to #56 - ZalgotheImminent
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I do. I'm in one of my friends' 3.5 campaign right now, along with two different Pathfinder campaigns and I'm running two Exodus (Think Fallout, but with a d20 system rather than a video game.) campaigns.
User avatar #62 to #60 - theshadowed
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Its something I've always wanted to try, but I've got no friends who would be interested. I'm going to have to beat them into shape
User avatar #67 to #62 - ZalgotheImminent
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If you go with D&D, I would recommend using 3.5e and being sure to read up on most everything. I can help you out with this and get you a good chunk of the sourcebooks on PDFs if you'd like, including the two Player's Handbooks, the two DM Guides, four of the five Monster Manuals, and a bunch of the fluff books, like Complete Warrior, Book of Vile Darkness, Book of Exalted Deeds, Planar Handbook, Complete Scoundrel, Tome of Magic, Libris Mortis (undead ****), Heroes of Horror, and some expanded Race guides if you don't wanna just go with the basic races of Human, Half-Elf, Half-Orc, Elf, Dwarf, Gnome, Halfling.

If you give me, like, 20 minutes, I can do that for you.
User avatar #68 to #67 - theshadowed
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That would be brilliant
User avatar #69 to #68 - ZalgotheImminent
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Alright, uploading to Mediafire as we speak. Shouldn't take too long, actually, I may have overestimated the time.
User avatar #70 to #69 - theshadowed
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You're pretty ******* amazing, thanks man
#73 to #70 - ZalgotheImminent
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And there it is.

www.mediafire.com/folder/m03xom77l3yei/Dungeons_and_Dragons_3.5e

Have fun gaming with your friends, and remember that while these books do have some set rules, ultimately you are the judge of whether something someone does is against or for your personal rules for your gaming group. You're the DM, which basically makes you like god to your realm, but don't let it go to your head or your players'll start to hate you.
User avatar #184 to #73 - stripey
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Thanks for the high res stocking pic, friendly stranger
#74 to #73 - theshadowed
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Thank you friend
Thank you friend
#172 to #74 - newspice
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And you can play online app.roll20.net/home
User avatar #75 to #74 - ZalgotheImminent
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You are quite welcome.
User avatar #59 to #46 - garaichu
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Dude.
Yes.
#121 to #46 - drshkidz
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begin incredulous disbelief You killed your players because they sold a random magic stick they found instead of hanging onto it in the faint hopes that it would prove to be some sort of ******** Chekhov's Gun MacGuffin? end incredulous disbelief
Dude, if that wizard was tossing out 8d6 fireballs "a few levels later" I'll assume three at a minimum since you didn't say "a couple" then they were something like level five when they found it and level eight when they needed it, which is a long ass time in terms of XP. Even if the wizard had nat 20'd his check while chatting with the the Grand High Artificer of the Wizard's Guild who happened to have a page open to the Squirre- section of the "Baneful enchantments" chapter in his book of "Things to Do With Ordinary Looking Sticks Vol. LXXVII" the only reason a party would keep something like that around would be for sadistic ***** and giggles, random squirrel murderin' and whatnot.
Also, secondary to this, you basically deliberately murdered them to prove a point, because unless the FIGHTER rolled max every level up for health no one in that group could have survived an average roll meteor swarm (What the **** are they fighting a level 20 asshole for in the first place?) excepting a lucky reflex save (really lucky), and that makes you an ass.
User avatar #203 to #121 - genasi
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this, especially the last part concerning lvl 20.

Also, they missed with +3/+4 weapons on their initial attack, how were they supposed to hit with an ordinary stick when probably also eating the -4 for improvised weapons. Even if the DM ruled it a touch attack there's still a good chance they'd miss their one and only shot (size bonus, dex bonus, deflection bonus, maybe insight etc. vs. a level ~8 fighter who probably had to get it out of his backpack first and try something on round 2 after the meteor shower already hit)
#27 - thechosentroll
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I always named my weapons in Skyrim stuff like "Aim for the balls" or the mighty "Vasectomy bow". I also named both my enchanted deadric daggers "Stabby", since I dualwielded and like calling murderous rampages "Stabby stabby time".
I always named my weapons in Skyrim stuff like "Aim for the balls" or the mighty "Vasectomy bow". I also named both my enchanted deadric daggers "Stabby", since I dualwielded and like calling murderous rampages "Stabby stabby time".
#117 - felixjarl
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#28 - darrensankari
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I greatly enjoy the process of finding funny names for my TF2 weapons
User avatar #91 to #28 - psykojet
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My friend named his Black Box, ****** Cage.
User avatar #36 to #28 - Hreidmar
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I used to name my medigun 'The Imbecile Leash' or something along those lines. Simple but some laughter was had. Then I got a strange and I decided to go with a fully musical approach.
User avatar #54 to #36 - grapefruity
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Name: Malfunctioning death beam

Desc: Medic's pissed off, he is trying and failing to murder you...
User avatar #37 to #28 - heroofkvatch
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oh ******* god i lol'd
User avatar #101 to #28 - whichever
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If you name your medigun "<--- %Chance I have to die by a crit". The arrow will point to your Übercharge %.
#31 to #28 - arsenalthegunners
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Duuuuude, why did u name the persian persuader that? You toootally missed caber...
Duuuuude, why did u name the persian persuader that? You toootally missed caber...
User avatar #229 to #31 - darrensankari
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I named that the "Infidel Eliminator"
#208 to #28 - germed
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I love this one
#231 to #208 - anon id: 1d9ee34f
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When I get a Name Tag, I will call my Strange KS Sniper Rifle "Uni's Own Sniper Rifle" and the description will be "Ever wanted to know what it's like to be shot by Hyperdimension Neptunia's own Tsundere? "It's not like I was I even trying to hit you, baka! You're making me look bad!""
#100 - liamdurf
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I don't think someone who's been slain can live down anything.
User avatar #107 to #100 - godzillaeatslazers
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whats that from?
User avatar #131 to #107 - homebray
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look at the bottom of image.
User avatar #228 to #131 - godzillaeatslazers
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o my bad sorry heres a Thumb
#195 to #100 - anon id: 26b20542
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fire emblem **** yes!
#142 - snakefire
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I named my strange quick fix &quot;Shh, I doctor now&quot; just to imagine the laughter on the person I'm healing.
I named my strange quick fix "Shh, I doctor now" just to imagine the laughter on the person I'm healing.
User avatar #189 to #142 - xireactiionsx
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You didn't even have to heal me.... i nearly died.
#160 to #142 - triggathepirate
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Imagining about to die as a soldier firing the last rocket on a critical push and seeing that.
Imagining about to die as a soldier firing the last rocket on a critical push and seeing that.
#178 to #142 - schneidend
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#58 - mitdwit
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I got a Dragonbone Warhammer in Skyrim..
I would mercilessly break my enemies skulls...
with my DRAGON DONG OF ************!!
User avatar #71 to #58 - twiztidxson
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Holy **** that thing looks badass. I was never one for Warhammers. More of a longsword/shield combo or greatsword kind of guy.
User avatar #83 to #58 - darthblam
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I named mine Fred Flintstone's Golf Club.
#137 to #83 - mitdwit
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That's damn clever.
That's damn clever.