that is no ordinary rabbit. BONES of a full 50 men lie across his lair!. rcl' Dfi; When naming your legendary weapon, remember - Everyone has a "Soul Reaper" or
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that is no ordinary rabbit

BONES of a full 50 men lie across his lair!

rcl' Dfi;
When naming your legendary weapon, remember - Everyone has a "Soul
Reaper" or a "Dragon' s Flame" but what enemy can live down the shame of
being slain by the "Fluffy Bunny"?
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User avatar #6 - willshire (10/04/2013) [+] (46 replies)
this reminds me of Angela from brisingr. she mocked eragon for naming his sword fire when he could have called it something like sheepbiter, and her sword is called tinkledeath.
#7 - cryoutloud ONLINE (10/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #1 - theseventhalias (10/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'd name mine Tim
User avatar #46 - ZalgotheImminent (10/04/2013) [+] (22 replies)
Allow me to tell a story of an artifact a friend and I made for D&D one time since my group was being a bunch of tool-bags. We worked very hard on this item and put a lot of time (Read: about 5 minutes.) working on it.

The Stick of Squirrel-Bane.

Required a DC 25 Spellcraft Check after casting Detect Magic on it to know what the enchantment was.
Against anything that wasn't a squirrel, it dealt exactly 1d1 of damage. No Strength modifier, no Dexterity modifier, just one damage. However, if it ever even touched a squirrel, the squirrel made a Fortitude Save DC 30 or dies. If the squirrel somehow miraculously saves, it still takes 10d12 points of damage, which still kills the squirrel.
Our resident Wizard found the thing, cast Detect Magic, saw a Faint Evocation aura, and botched his Spellcraft roll, so he kept the thing and had the Bard sell it for an exorbitant amount of money Read: 1 gold for a goddamn stick. thanks to Bluff checks.

Now, a few levels later, they encounter a dungeon that almost causes a TPK at least 4 times. They get to the final room, huge, spacious, and almost empty.
At the far end stood a squirrel. Just a single squirrel. Nothing else, a squirrel. Ranger took a shot with his +3 Heartseeking Longbow.
Missed.
Wizard cast an 8d6 Fireball.
Saved with Evasion.
Fighter ran up to slash at it with his +4 Psychokinetic Greatsword.
Missed.
Bard sang a song. Didn't help much.
Druid used Handle Animal. Failed the DC.
Squirrel turns out to be a multiclass Rogue/Sorcerer who polymorphed himself into a squirrel. Proceeds to cast Meteor Swarm and TPK.

Players got pissed, and I reminded them of the stick with the magic about it and told them what it was. They stopped being tool-bags for every other campaign I ever ran. **** was so cash.
#27 - thechosentroll (10/04/2013) [-]
I always named my weapons in Skyrim stuff like "Aim for the balls" or the mighty "Vasectomy bow". I also named both my enchanted deadric daggers "Stabby", since I dualwielded and like calling murderous rampages "Stabby stabby time".
I always named my weapons in Skyrim stuff like "Aim for the balls" or the mighty "Vasectomy bow". I also named both my enchanted deadric daggers "Stabby", since I dualwielded and like calling murderous rampages "Stabby stabby time".
#28 - darrensankari (10/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I greatly enjoy the process of finding funny names for my TF2 weapons
#100 - liamdurf ONLINE (10/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't think someone who's been slain can live down anything.
#142 - snakefire (10/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I named my strange quick fix "Shh, I doctor now" just to imagine the laughter on the person I'm healing.
I named my strange quick fix "Shh, I doctor now" just to imagine the laughter on the person I'm healing.
#58 - mitdwit ONLINE (10/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I got a Dragonbone Warhammer in Skyrim..
I would mercilessly break my enemies skulls...
with my DRAGON DONG OF ************ !!
User avatar #35 - ompalomper (10/04/2013) [-]
>"live down the shame"
>"of being slain"

i don't think anyone has to deal with that problem
User avatar #26 - DevDizzy (10/04/2013) [-]
Nice trick question, they can't live down the shame because they are dead.
#3 - ragingflamingos (10/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #180 - copperman (10/04/2013) [-]
well he'd be dead so he couldnt live anything down
#126 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
im fairly sure you wouldn't be able to live down the shame after being slain.    
   
slain people don't live
im fairly sure you wouldn't be able to live down the shame after being slain.

slain people don't live
User avatar #165 - Mecryte (10/04/2013) [-]
I once read that a dwarf in Dwarf Fortress killed a Bronze Colossus with a Fluffy Wambler. Not a joke or named weapon, a live rabbit was thrown.
#124 - aytoktonik (10/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
When I was younger I used to play several MMORPGs so in one of them I had 2 characters the first one was a normal berserker fighter common type dude which reached the respectable level of 64, the second one was an abomination an grandpa with boobs and really slim ribs that had excessive hair on his feet and was wearing "armor" type clogs and boxer briefs with a heart design on them , also note that his basic weapon was a prison shiv which I found during my quests (a weapon worst in damage than the basic starter weapon that had only higher poison vallue to damage the enemy (because it was rusty I guess) ).Trading between players was enabled and gems could be used by any player at any level.So I armored my second player with the best gems I could find .(NOTE:gems can increase almost all the elementas of one player but you can not see them in the player ,they can only be viewed only when looting by their icons).Now in the game there were places were clans met up and fought . Now imagine a huge fight with the casual players with the "Iron Giant" armor and the sword that looked like a christmas tree and suddenly a grotesque character with boobs ,one eye ,clogs,ridiculous boxers and a prison shank charging into battle and killing every last one of the two clans .
User avatar #4 - enemyoftrn (10/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If an RPG lemme name my own forged weaons, I just named them "That One Sword"
or "That One Ax"
#119 - elcreepo ONLINE (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Tibbers, a teddy bear, is this little ******** ultimate weapon.

One of my favorite taunts from her is "Hah! Beaten by a little girl."

It's my opinion that Annie is second best to play, and Yorick is the best. Played right, either one will **** everything and everyone up.
User avatar #90 - helion (10/04/2013) [+] (12 replies)
**helion rolled a random comment #234 posted by graven at Lul rool ** :
**graven rolls 99**
what i call my sword
User avatar #96 to #90 - seaofcoltrane (10/04/2013) [-]
**seaofcoltrane rolls 11**
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