tfw. . Why long distance relationships don' t work from Chicago to has Angola: Amaraka {Janis huh MIME. According to this, the average penis size is somewhere between 0 to 5 miles long. tfw Why long distance relationships don' t work from Chicago to has Angola: Amaraka {Janis huh MIME According this the average penis size is somewhere between 0 5 miles
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User avatar #1 - worldatarms
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(07/10/2014) [-]
According to this, the average penis size is somewhere between 0 to 5 miles long.
#2 to #1 - anon id: 00659b00
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(07/10/2014) [-]
is yours not?
User avatar #4 to #1 - becefalus
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unless you like camels
User avatar #29 to #1 - demigodofmadness
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(07/11/2014) [-]
Well it's not wrong
#92 to #1 - anon id: aa6208d0
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(07/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, that sounds about right
User avatar #136 to #1 - lolzordz
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(07/11/2014) [-]
**lolzordz rolls 3** miles
#69 to #1 - ffinfinity
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(07/11/2014) [-]
your point?
User avatar #3 to #1 - joeyliquid
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(07/10/2014) [-]
It's not technically incorrect thou?
#64 to #1 - eddyfairf
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(07/11/2014) [-]
tfw 0 miles
User avatar #6 to #1 - drastronomy
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(07/10/2014) [-]
thats correct though
#30 - forbesydemon
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(07/11/2014) [-]
MS Paint skills at the bottom of the chart
#67 to #30 - toohntown
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you live together don't you
User avatar #70 to #67 - forbesydemon
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About 200m down the road
User avatar #71 to #30 - skittlesinexcess
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If you tried to have sex with that you'd kill you gf, and every thing else in the immediate aria... like a nuke.
User avatar #84 to #71 - danster
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The amount of blood needed to get that thing erect, though.
User avatar #86 to #84 - imnotkickthecat
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(07/11/2014) [-]
About 7 cups
#88 to #86 - danster
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Yeah, that seems about right.
#132 to #30 - anon id: 544c0c80
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(07/11/2014) [-]
amirite?
#35 - edgeworthy
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I gotta say, 3 years into a long distance relationchip, and still ongoing.
I gotta say, 3 years into a long distance relationchip, and still ongoing.
#49 to #35 - anon id: 80483f6d
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how does it feel knowing that some other guy is giving her the dick every night?
User avatar #68 to #49 - musclezglassez
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not every girl is a slut like your mom ass hole, **** off
#51 to #49 - edgeworthy
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Comment Picture
#55 to #35 - anon id: 615ae09f
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Keeping your left hand closer to your junk than the right hand does not count as "long distance relationship"
User avatar #72 to #35 - unautorcualquiera
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(07/11/2014) [-]
happy the three involved in it
#74 to #35 - anon id: 89f19bae
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(07/11/2014) [-]
mine just ended after 5 years, but it was some bs reason that probably won't happen to anyone else in a long time, so keep it up bruh, you can do the thing
User avatar #103 to #35 - zenith
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(07/11/2014) [-]
I used to date a girl I met on here that lived in Australia..

I gotta say it was tough, but it was definitely an experience I will look back at and smile at as it was a large part of my youth.
#109 to #35 - anon id: b946eafc
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(07/11/2014) [-]
shes cheating bro
#126 to #35 - neverforgetthedick
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you're a brave man...
User avatar #142 to #35 - madzino
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6 years and getting married next year
User avatar #73 to #35 - wulphshadowtail
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(07/11/2014) [-]
Just ended a two year long distance relationship
#148 to #73 - garymotherfingoak
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aw, I'm sorry man.
aw, I'm sorry man.
User avatar #158 to #148 - wulphshadowtail
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Eh, **** happens. I'll get over it eventuality. The thing that pissed me off the most is she didn't even tell me herself, one of her friends told me.
User avatar #161 to #158 - garymotherfingoak
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ouch... i dont think she was worth it then.

you learned a lot from those 2 years though.
User avatar #163 to #161 - wulphshadowtail
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Yeah I guess I did. I learned that being tall makes short girls climb you I'm 6'2" and she's 4'8" . I also learned that seeing a girl maybe once every six months means you get one hell of a blowjob.
User avatar #164 to #163 - garymotherfingoak
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at least you got to see her ^^
User avatar #165 to #164 - wulphshadowtail
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Very true. So how goes it with misty gary?
User avatar #101 to #35 - sovietsamurai
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(07/11/2014) [-]
She probably already ****** a ******** of men

and probably is doing so right now
#150 to #35 - moocowsz
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Sounds Like things are going swimmingly for you, Edgey.
Sounds Like things are going swimmingly for you, Edgey.
#149 to #35 - garymotherfingoak
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edgeworthy   
memescomefromb   
thepandaofdarkness   
chitose   
   
Congrats and Keep it up you magnificent bastards.
edgeworthy
memescomefromb
thepandaofdarkness
chitose

Congrats and Keep it up you magnificent bastards.
#160 to #149 - thepandaofdarkness
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Thank you!
Thank you!
#42 to #35 - thepandaofdarkness
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2 years and still going strong, and going to see him on the 18th ^^
#62 to #42 - chitose
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almost a year now for me,we still have a bit of time before we meet though.
#43 to #42 - edgeworthy
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I see her on the 28th! Good to hear!
I see her on the 28th! Good to hear!
#46 to #43 - thepandaofdarkness
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I'm so excited. For us I live in michigan, and he lives in washington state
I'm so excited. For us I live in michigan, and he lives in washington state
#47 to #46 - edgeworthy
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It's hard to stay in character so just this time, I normally post something other that Edgeworth!     
   
She lives pretty far up in Germany, while I live in Austria. 900km+ is seperating us, but it works!
It's hard to stay in character so just this time, I normally post something other that Edgeworth!

She lives pretty far up in Germany, while I live in Austria. 900km+ is seperating us, but it works!
User avatar #61 to #47 - sirstephen
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edgeworthy not being in character! i have never seen you as anything ells then edgeworthy.

and im happy that two people can keep up a long distance relationship for that long
#39 to #35 - artgal
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Good for you dude
#76 to #35 - memescomefromb
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I'm 3 and 1/2 in. It isn't too hard if you both put effort in!
#53 - runescapewasgood
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the **** you talking about?
#97 to #53 - narcoschmolo
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If your dick can scale all of the United States, maybe even be a bridge across oceans, I'd feel bad for you, actually. People could be sucking your dick 50 miles away, and you probably wouldn't even feel it.
If your dick can scale all of the United States, maybe even be a bridge across oceans, I'd feel bad for you, actually. People could be sucking your dick 50 miles away, and you probably wouldn't even feel it.
User avatar #122 to #97 - gmarrox
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The feeling of orgasm is pleasurable because of the feeling of sperm traveling up your flesh flute. Now imagine your dick is that long. That would be a killer orgasm.
User avatar #127 to #122 - narcoschmolo
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Can't argue with that logic, man.
User avatar #75 to #53 - agrani
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Do you juust borrow blood from your friends when you wanna get a boner?
#78 to #75 - poutinesalad
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Why else do you think the virginia tech massacre happened?

i downloaded this pic to use it once earlier and damned if i'm not gonna milk the **** out of it.
User avatar #123 to #78 - gmarrox
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As a Virginia Tech student, I request that if you're going to make jokes about the massacre, make an effort to make them funny.
User avatar #128 to #123 - poutinesalad
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As someone who says what i want when i want, I could care less what you think.
User avatar #129 to #128 - gmarrox
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Just for the record, I'm not offended, I make jokes about it all the time. Your joke just really ******* sucked.
#130 to #129 - poutinesalad
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still dont care bro, keep trying to make me.
still dont care bro, keep trying to make me.
User avatar #131 to #130 - gmarrox
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I don't care that you don't care, I'm just making sure you're aware that the only difference between your sense of humor and kidney stones are that kidney stones can cause someone's sides to hurt.
#133 to #131 - poutinesalad
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at least you're getting creative.
at least you're getting creative.
#83 to #53 - aximil
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#87 - Digitalphear
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Chicago is mentioned?    
Swell with pride   
   
and then get murdered.
Chicago is mentioned?
Swell with pride

and then get murdered.
User avatar #116 to #87 - lemanrouste
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Pridefully murdered!
User avatar #14 - kittenfarts
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Chicago mentioned, swell with Italian beef and pizza
#134 to #14 - anon id: b177770b
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Don't forget Polish sausage.
#98 - cazabrow
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Suddenly everybody has a long-distance relationship of 2-3 years.
#102 to #98 - anon id: 84628df2
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2-3 years is quite sudden...
User avatar #146 to #98 - wthree
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From the sounds of it, a lot of them are about to break up then....
User avatar #52 - Zyaph
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Canada x USA LDR. 2 years so far and still going strong. We can only visit once a year though because it's so expensive ): And with the way airfare is going right now, it's only gonna get more expensive.

1381 miles/2223 km is a long way.
User avatar #141 to #52 - irico
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I was in a long distance relationship so I feel your pain. I moved to Australia and she stayed in the UK. That **** was not fun in the slightest, I wish you the best of luck.
User avatar #89 to #52 - jacksipian
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tell your girlfriend i love her. if not, just tell her i said hi.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Zyaph
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i have a boyfriend
User avatar #91 to #90 - jacksipian
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so tell HIM i love HIM, or if not, just tell HIM i said hi.
#59 - adrenalinbbq
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Why long distance relationships don't work for me.
-Because I base it solely off of the sex.

-fixed-
User avatar #80 to #59 - fables
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you don't deserve those red pinkies.
I see it this way
if you find someone who's truly amazing and worth the wait
then you can do it.
it's either that or be single with no sex
or miserable with someone close by just for sex
User avatar #81 to #80 - fables
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goddamn filters
User avatar #60 to #59 - shadowbreech
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Sex may not be the only part of a relationship, but it definitely be a big one.
User avatar #79 to #60 - fables
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it's a big part, but anyone who's capable of controlling their urges can do ldr's.
people do all the time.
it builds up anticipation and when you actually meet, yeah
incredible.
#118 - drswandive
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So you're telling me...  that there's a chance...
So you're telling me... that there's a chance...