FYI, I am a HUGH The Walking Dead fan.
>Just me, in art class, cutting paper
>realise I need a meter stick to measure the paper length
>Go over to the bin, grab it, and start to walk back to my seat
>Then this annoying bully no one likes comes up to me
>"Hey Look! It's Zach the Numb Nuts!"
>His douche friends laugh
>"Lay off, Cock breath!" I say
>He shoves me, I almost fall, but retain my balance
>A crowd starts to form, even my crush stands up, eventually, everyone is standing up
>"You continue to do this ****, you'll get kicked out of school, and end up giving Handjobs for cash!" I say
> Every one bursts into laughter
>He notices his Popularity is starting to decrase to which he replies-
>Oh yeah? Well **** Happens, Bro.
>I then realise this would be the perfect Rick Grimes moment, and the Perfect moment to impress my crush
>"Heh, well, when you end up dead by gang bangers, I wont care, wanna know why?
>I then smash the meter stick over his head with the force of 1000 Dovakiin's, and he drops to the ground, knocked out.
>2 week suspension
>******* worth it.