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#2 - fearedbacon (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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>Be kindergarden teacher
>Hard time finding work, finaly get accepted for a trial
>At final meeting where they decide if i stay or not
>Little boy walks in with **** all over the floor
>He says "I took a **** , can you wipe me?"
>They all look at me
>I know what's up
>Wipe little boys ass to get the job
>Feelsslutty.jpg
>MFW I get fired anyway
#4 - usernameitisthen (09/28/2013) [-]
>Be kindergarden   
>						****					 myself   
>Teacher gives me spare underwear   
>They are pink   
>ewgirly.jpg   
>Be 1st grade   
>						****					 myself, again   
>Can't tell teacher or I'll get the pink undies   
>Seek in class   
>Stealth mode   
>Hide my 						******					 pants under my desk   
>Teacher is just sitting there watching me   
>I turn to walk out   
>Our eyes meet   
>hfw
>Be kindergarden
> **** myself
>Teacher gives me spare underwear
>They are pink
>ewgirly.jpg
>Be 1st grade
> **** myself, again
>Can't tell teacher or I'll get the pink undies
>Seek in class
>Stealth mode
>Hide my ****** pants under my desk
>Teacher is just sitting there watching me
>I turn to walk out
>Our eyes meet
>hfw
#23 - bknob (09/29/2013) [-]
>Be 1st grade   
>Gotta 						****					   
>Go to bathroom unlike everyone else it seems   
>Look at the freestanding-piss-stalls   
>Kid in batman sweats popping a squat with pants around his ankles   
>Realize he's 						********					 in the stand up stalls   
>wtfman   
>Proceed to stall and try to ignore him   
>Hear his grunts of 						********					   
>Hear him slip and fall backwards   
>Ploop sound is made   
>Realize he fell in his 						****					   
>Start laughing my ass off   
>Hear him run out crying   
>Janitor comes in to clean it up   
>Hear him mutter "I hate this job"   
>MFW the whole time
>Be 1st grade
>Gotta ****
>Go to bathroom unlike everyone else it seems
>Look at the freestanding-piss-stalls
>Kid in batman sweats popping a squat with pants around his ankles
>Realize he's ******** in the stand up stalls
>wtfman
>Proceed to stall and try to ignore him
>Hear his grunts of ********
>Hear him slip and fall backwards
>Ploop sound is made
>Realize he fell in his ****
>Start laughing my ass off
>Hear him run out crying
>Janitor comes in to clean it up
>Hear him mutter "I hate this job"
>MFW the whole time
User avatar #9 - thedarkestrogue (09/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Y'all were some nasty ass children. I never want to be a teacher.
User avatar #15 - mypasswordissecret (09/29/2013) [-]
>be me, 4th grade
>sick, put head down on desk
>teacher asks i sit up
>tell her i cant, i dont feel good
>she says "oh, yes you can" and walks over to me
>lifts my head off the desk and says "see?"
>the sudden motion caused me to release all of my stomach contents
>puke fukken EVERYWHERE including on the teacher.
>she never bothered me for putting my head on the desk again
#12 - rosietheamazon (09/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be in kindergarten   
>Need to pee really bad   
>Teacher won't stfu long enough for me to ask.   
>Don't raise my hand. Just wait.   
>Piss myself.   
>Teacher calls my grandpa to bring me new clothes and clean me up.   
>Teacher asks me why I didn't ask to go to the bathroom.   
>*Crying* I didn't want to interrupt and be rude.
>Be in kindergarten
>Need to pee really bad
>Teacher won't stfu long enough for me to ask.
>Don't raise my hand. Just wait.
>Piss myself.
>Teacher calls my grandpa to bring me new clothes and clean me up.
>Teacher asks me why I didn't ask to go to the bathroom.
>*Crying* I didn't want to interrupt and be rude.
#25 - sidekickman (09/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>kindergarten   
>me and a bro decide to dig a hole to china   
>it's deep enough, lets poop in it   
>we're caught in the act pooping into our hole   
>get nervous, pull pants up really fast   
>rapid motion causes explosive firecrap   
>launch 						****					 on bro   
>he stumbles and falls into pit covered in 						****					 while 						********					   
>he cries   
>teachers face when
>kindergarten
>me and a bro decide to dig a hole to china
>it's deep enough, lets poop in it
>we're caught in the act pooping into our hole
>get nervous, pull pants up really fast
>rapid motion causes explosive firecrap
>launch **** on bro
>he stumbles and falls into pit covered in **** while ********
>he cries
>teachers face when
#28 - godisdog (09/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Be minimum-wage janitor at some stupid ******* school
>Chillin, playing poker in the teacher's office cause they be teachin
>All my janitor friends talk about girls they've ******
> ******* disgusting *****
>Little kid comes walkin in trailin **** like its Oregon
>Janitor friends all freaked out
>Kid says, "I took a **** , can you wipe me?"
>I got pocket aces, but this was my time. # ****************************************
>"Let's go back to the bathroom" I say as my lips quiver
>Wipe his sweet little dirty bottom a good thirty minutes while humming lion king
>He says thanks and leaves like it was nothing
>mfw I never wash my hand, and stop by his window everyday to check up on him


User avatar #6 - epicficator (09/29/2013) [-]
>Be me in kindergarden
>Need to ****
>Run to the bathroom
>Need to **** NOW!
>5 feet from toilet
>Be like "I wont make it"
>Pull down pants
> **** right there on the floor 5 feet from the toilet
>Feels good man
>Teacher walks by, freaks out
>Stops me and sits my ass down on the toilet
>Teacher needs to clean up
>I'm just sitting there watching her while she has to clean up my ****
#35 - kirkleton (09/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be me learning to use the potty
>was kinda dumb and just continued to just **** myself
>mum says I can get a new toy if I use the potty properly
> ******** .jpg
>next time I **** I still **** my pants
>genius idea
>scoop the **** from my pants into the potty
>tell mum I used the potty properly
>she notices the **** all over my hands, ass, and legs due to complications with removing pants
>pretty sure I got some on the floor too
>she didn't get me the toy
>my mothers FW
User avatar #1 - bankaii (09/28/2013) [-]
I still to do that to this day.
#20 - pippysfleas (09/29/2013) [-]
>be in kindergarten   
>have to go pee   
>go to special bathroom in class for kindergartners   
>going peepee   
>start singing twinkle twinkle little star really loud   
>a door i never noticed swings open   
>angry teachers glares in   
>"WILL YOU BE QUIET?"   
>kids from big kid class looking in at me on toilet   
   
thats how i found out its a shared/conjoined bathroom
>be in kindergarten
>have to go pee
>go to special bathroom in class for kindergartners
>going peepee
>start singing twinkle twinkle little star really loud
>a door i never noticed swings open
>angry teachers glares in
>"WILL YOU BE QUIET?"
>kids from big kid class looking in at me on toilet

thats how i found out its a shared/conjoined bathroom
#26 - lethologicalsim (09/29/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>Be shy introverted self in kindergarten
>Get called down to the office
>Terrified for my life
>How could I be called down to the office? I'm a good student
>Principle escorts me and and one other kid from each grade into a room
>We all sit down and principle talks to us
>Says we were all picked for being the best student of that grade
>Have to pee really bad, but to afraid to say anything
>Piss on chair during the talk
>Receive sticker and leave
>I peed on a chair and was then praised for my success in kindergarten
User avatar #24 - fingernails (09/29/2013) [-]
>Be in kindergarden
>Nap time
>go sleep with two twins
>Teacher tells me to go back to my mat by myself
>ten minutes in and I can't sleep
>wake up my best friend who was sleeping beside me
>Start joking and lauhging
>Teacher come over to me and starts yelling at me
>She says "This is my time, you need to nap so I can get a break from you"
When I was young I didn't realize I was doing anything bad, but now I realize I use to pee on myself just so I could get checked out of school early (I did this at least once a week)
User avatar #11 - swagarian (09/29/2013) [-]
>In 1st grade
>Have to puke
>Stumble into restroom
>Unleash torrent of last night's dinner and snacks from today
>Sheer force of expulsion makes me **** my pants
>4 or 5 heaves later, pants are filled to brim with ****
>Go down to office
>"Need to call Grandma, I got really sick."
>Sit in chair
>Grandma arrives, leave
>Look back, chair is wet as **** from poop pants
>Go to Grandma's house
>Wash ****** /pukey clothes and take a shower
>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Puke/ **** all over bed
>No idea what to do out of sheer embarrassment
>Roll out of bed to get someone's attention
>Grandma walks in and stares
>No regrets
#21 - semilunarknight (09/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be in kindergarden
>Teacher talking and talking
>Get a boner outta nowhere (yes I remember my first boner)
>Decide it must be because my bladder is so full that it's making my wee-wee full
>Think I must go piss
>Get up with kiddie boner showing through shorts and walk to bathroom
>Get back to class and get the worst look from teacher
MFW I didn't know what I had done wrong until 3rd grade Not really mfw
#16 - lucar (09/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be me
>be in 1st year of highschool
>have first major test
>feel the need to throw up
>dickhead teacher
>i raise my hand but we were told no questions
>stand up and waaaarrrgaarbll all over my test
>be home for 2 days
> Mfw, do same test and get A-
#29 - emokoneko (09/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me, have toddler
>Toilet training stage, training potty is by the bathroom upstairs
>Reading book when I hear "I went peepee!"
>"Great job!" Trying to finish last sentence or two of paragraph
>Suddenly drenched, feel plastic bowl of training potty bounce off my head
>Look up to see daughter grinning, about halfway down the stairs and right over my head
>So much scrubbing of hair and face
>MFW it missed the book and I didn't murder my child
#32 - lessherpmorederp (09/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be me, 5 years old
>fingerpainting with the class
>we're done, get told to clean my hands in the toilet
>actually wash my hands in the toilet
#13 - scrumdillyicious (09/29/2013) [-]
>be me
>sixth grade
>feel like I have to throw up
>ask teacher to go to the bathroom
>bitch teacher tells me to sit down
>calmly walk over to trash can
>release innards into trash can
>teacher never said no to letting me go to the bathroom ever again
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