>It be a rainy saturday mornin'
>Just moved into super rich white area of downtown Manhattan
>Been visitin' my gran-pa there for years but never lived with em
>I've me some fairly dark lookin' skin
>Have some white lady come up to me with 'er bags sayin'
>"Take these up to me floor, and leave em next to apartment A"
>I'm bewildered at this point, so I chuckle and start walkin'
>The bitch grabs my shoulders and orders me to stay
>says I'm a Mexican that has to do what she says
>says I'm not gettin' paid to just slack around
>Wtf, I'm not even Mexican.jpg
>Smile and nod to 'er
>Take 'er bags to the roof and let them stay in the rain
>Leave the buildin' and return a few hours later
>The bitch is waitin' for me
>She's yellin' at me, sayin' I need to return her stuff
>Open my mouth and reveal my Scottish Accent
>Tell the idiot that I'm of Scottish and Hawaiian decent
>She's still yellin' at me as if I was some sort of slave
>threatens to call the cops
>Tell her where her **** is and then remind 'er
>"Do you really think you can have me arrested, do yah lass? Well, extortin' another human bein' for 'er skin colour is worthy of time in the slammer. Sorry to bust your bubble, or maybe just your computa' hard-drive you racist twat"
>She calls the cops
>she tells em 'er story and they check my info
>Cops throw her in the slammer for the night
>I bask in the greatness of being an american