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Submitted: 09/07/2013
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User avatar #3 - redozone (09/07/2013) [-]
Using the task manager.
Applications and processes can't die, technically...
#5 - LaBarata (09/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"One swift knee in the happy sack, an' he'll drop like anyone else."
User avatar #8 - gabrielcortez (09/07/2013) [-]
Well if this being is kind enough for me to exterminate him/her/it I'd lob him/her/it into a black hole, if he/she/it doesn't die at least he/she/it is no longer in this universe so I'd consider that "disabling" him/her/it.

User avatar #24 - tarnis (09/08/2013) [-]
Make him a funnyjunk account.
#23 - Womens Study Major (09/08/2013) [-]
if you rips his arms and legs it will not kill him since it cant die, but it became disabled...
#22 - yuttivon (09/08/2013) [-]
i believe it was the original story of hercules... his lover died a natural death and since he was still immortal, he flung himself into a fire where his body burned and he became embers and ash and just a soul in the air.. or something
User avatar #21 - chaoscustoms (09/08/2013) [-]
Cut the head off and then rip out the heart.
Put the head in a box in the bottom of the sea
and put the heart on the top of the world
User avatar #20 - kilotech (09/08/2013) [-]
you dont duh
User avatar #18 - sonsofsol (09/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So if we're going for a man that cannot die, assuming he has no other superpowers its dead easy to trap him. You and a friend can immobilize one man easily. That is just phase one. Phase two begins when bolt cuffs into his bones. Now he will be able to remove those given enough time so that's when you encase the poor ****** in concrete. Finally, assuming its a healing factor that is calling this immortality you dump him in the unshielded parts of a nuclear reactor. His body will spend all his time trying to fix the cancers and rad sickness it'll take much more time to truffle shuffle his way out of the concrete.
#17 - noteventrying (09/07/2013) [-]
wrap cheese around their cerebral cortex, rendering the a vegetable for the rest of their lnfinite life
User avatar #14 - miyutoso (09/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Set a trap to eject it into space, where it would drift forever......
User avatar #11 - dragonightcrawler (09/07/2013) [-]
Ask Deadpool
User avatar #9 - epsilonwolf **User deleted account** (09/07/2013) [-]
Imprison it?
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User avatar #1 - crazyolitis (09/07/2013) [-]
In what kind of sense do we have 'doesn't die'? I mean, can he still be wounded? Or can he survive a nuke?
User avatar #6 - guywithafork (09/07/2013) [-]
No one is invincible, give me more specifics.
User avatar #7 - ravenpt (09/07/2013) [-]
Something that couldn't die would require an infinite amount of power. Such is not possible. So by such thing not existing I won.
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