I grew up rich, well my parents were but lately we (they) hit a rough patch. Being a practitioner of magick for the last 10 years I decided to try a spell for money. So I gathered the required materials (hooray internet) and began. It didn't work. Well not like I expected it See instead of winning the lottery or my walls ********
money it killed my parents and left me their insurance policies. The worst part is that every night I see their spirits at the foot of my bed. Eh...close enough.