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Submitted: 09/06/2013
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User avatar #4 - mastertwiztidman (09/06/2013) [-]
Step 1: Get pokeball
Step 2: Insert Home coming ticket's
Step 3: Ask on date, hand her ball
Step 4: Say, "I choose you."
#1 - anygoodnames (09/06/2013) [-]
Approach her and ask her out. She's your girlfriend. What's so scary?
User avatar #10 - pleasantlybaconii (09/06/2013) [-]
Kill a sheep
write "homecoming?" on the wall with it's blood
Lleave it sheep carcass as a gift
#3 - curryninja (09/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Tape a message to her window.
Shorter messages seem to have more impacting effects, you could use something like:
"You will be mine for the taking"
" Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this gives life to thee."
User avatar #5 to #3 - mastertwiztidman (09/06/2013) [-]
It's homecoming, not a wedding.
User avatar #13 - nimithecat (09/06/2013) [-]
Grab the nearest female to your girl and convince her to have sex with you while looking at her dead in the eye.
Keep going until you're about to jizz,and then ask her out so she knows what to look forward

WARNING: Side effects might include-
*Getting arrested
*Getting arrested
*Getting arrested
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User avatar #2 - sirmorganfreeman (09/06/2013) [-]
cause things have been kinda weird with us lately so i need a really great way to ask her
User avatar #9 - killerjhtwo (09/06/2013) [-]
Save your money and your effort for birthdays and Christmas.
Bitches be expecting too much now-a-days. For real, yo, bro.

If she's a nice person, she'll be happy that you asked her anyway. If she's a major bitch and wants you to get toys and teddy bears and cakes for something which is a glorified dance, then why are you wasting your time.

Brush up on your conversation and dance skills and have that be memorable instead of the way you asked her.
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