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Submitted: 09/02/2013
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#13 - greenwithenvy (09/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Was expecting this to end in the police citizen-zoning him.

>Police arrive
>expect praise and a medal
>"Thank You, Citizen"
#21 - highpotatoeishigh (09/03/2013) [-]
How I expected it to end:
>I got shot
>in hospital
>going to die
>bye funyjank
100000000000000000000000000+ (inb4 lvl2)
#23 - danielhargadine (09/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
<When all of a sudden, out of the soda machine comes
#2 - anonymous (09/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
It would work until you get fired for it.
#17 to #16 - bossrob (09/03/2013) [-]
I think you missed the pun. Try giving it another shot.
#30 - grimmreaperz (09/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
I feel like everyone does this in public scenarios.
#12 - adrenalinbbq (09/03/2013) [-]
Probably be fired for it... Damn corporation would say you endangered everyone in the restaurant and sue you.

...yea, I just hate the world right now.
#28 - usernameistaken (09/03/2013) [-]
I worked at a sandwich place once.. I kept imagining 			****		 like this too.
I worked at a sandwich place once.. I kept imagining **** like this too.
User avatar #4 - redclover (09/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I have those daydreams as well
only thing is that it's much safer to just do what they say
not worth getting somebody killed because I tried to be a hero
#31 - alucord (09/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why the hell is the word &quot;sixteen&quot; bleebed out?
Why the hell is the word "sixteen" bleebed out?
User avatar #38 - dapape (09/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Who the **** risks a bullet for minimum wage?
User avatar #29 - highhopes (09/03/2013) [-]
I... I work at a nursing home, and I imagine this too...
#22 - fishpiee (09/03/2013) [-]
Then the robber sues you.

Because 'Murica.
#11 - justinacase (09/03/2013) [-]
I had a day dream once. It ended abruptly when the car crashed.
User avatar #24 - gurtol (09/03/2013) [-]
I used to imagine that stuff as well when i worked on a cash register but IRL there's no way i'm risking my life to save my company a little bit of money
User avatar #37 - darkangeloffire ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Reminds me of my computer based learning at Walmart. I was reading about violence in the workplace and it basically told to do everything but suck his dick as he stole the money. Though I think it was implied.
#33 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #27 - kirkbot (09/03/2013) [-]
I always carry a lot of coins in my pockets for reasons that might be explained some other time
I always imagined I would throw a handful of coins into a robbers face and while he's confused I could run away
User avatar #15 - commontroll (09/03/2013) [-]
What comment #2 said. Unfortunately, you'd be fired for it. But honestly, being heroic and awesome > having a fast food job. They just don't want to be liable for you guys getting yourselves killed over a little bit of money.
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