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User avatar #55 - tallestmidget (09/03/2013) [-]
reminded me of this guy
Man Protects Store Several Times by Using Handguns
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#48 - neokun ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #53 to #48 - JHoYouKnow (09/03/2013) [-]
Why did it take 18 years of my life to find a GIF of a dragon ******* a car?
#54 to #53 - neokun ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
There's a first for everything, friend. I can supply more creepy 						****					.
There's a first for everything, friend. I can supply more creepy **** .
User avatar #49 to #48 - karlip (09/03/2013) [-]
Where can You even find that
#50 to #49 - neokun ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Not entirely sure.
User avatar #52 to #50 - karlip (09/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #38 - dapape ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Who the **** risks a bullet for minimum wage?
#42 to #38 - hopskotch (09/03/2013) [-]
And not only that, like 90% of corporations would also terminate his employment for trying to be "the hero," even if it worked out.

Liabilities if someone got shot and junk.
User avatar #44 to #42 - umaya (09/03/2013) [-]
I hate it when legislations like that make it look like the hero did the bad thing, if someone got shot that's the robbers fault for taking a gun out and aiming it at people.
#45 to #44 - hopskotch (09/03/2013) [-]
And I agree with what you're saying, but they'll spin it as

"The robber only wanted the money, he probably wouldn't have shot anyone had you just given it to him. Is 300 dollars really worth a human life"

Yadda yadda, political ******** yadda.
User avatar #46 to #45 - umaya (09/03/2013) [-]
That's why the judge should be a computer (or someone who is pure logic), hard facts and no ******** , this guy had the gun, this guy fired the gun, this guy goes to prison.
User avatar #37 - darkangeloffire (09/03/2013) [-]
Reminds me of my computer based learning at Walmart. I was reading about violence in the workplace and it basically told to do everything but suck his dick as he stole the money. Though I think it was implied.
#33 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #57 to #33 - WtfStrawberries ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
***** please
#31 - alucord ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Why the hell is the word "sixteen" bleebed out?
Why the hell is the word "sixteen" bleebed out?
User avatar #39 to #31 - kennyh (09/03/2013) [-]
Because ever since admin **** you can't know what the ******** is *** unless you are logged**** in.
User avatar #32 to #31 - dedaluminus (09/03/2013) [-]
I don't know. Why is it that "to", followed immediately by a period, doesn't show up at all?

Pota Toma Gela In

Potato Tomato Gelato Into To
#30 - grimmreaperz (09/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 - highhopes (09/03/2013) [-]
I... I work at a nursing home, and I imagine this too...
#28 - usernameistaken (09/03/2013) [-]
I worked at a sandwich place once.. I kept imagining 						****					 like this too.
I worked at a sandwich place once.. I kept imagining **** like this too.
User avatar #27 - kirkbot ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
I always carry a lot of coins in my pockets for reasons that might be explained some other time
I always imagined I would throw a handful of coins into a robbers face and while he's confused I could run away
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User avatar #24 - gurtol (09/03/2013) [-]
I used to imagine that stuff as well when i worked on a cash register but IRL there's no way i'm risking my life to save my company a little bit of money
#23 - danielhargadine (09/03/2013) [-]
<When all of a sudden, out of the soda machine comes
#35 to #23 - gastrofizzy (09/03/2013) [-]
You win.
You just win.
User avatar #47 to #35 - ninjason (09/03/2013) [-]
go back to tumblr.
#56 to #47 - gastrofizzy (09/03/2013) [-]
I am confused. I don't even use tumblr. That was just a really good response, resolution be dammed.
#22 - fishpiee (09/03/2013) [-]
Then the robber sues you.

Because 'Murica.
#21 - highpotatoeishigh (09/03/2013) [-]
How I expected it to end:
>I got shot
>in hospital
>going to die
>bye funyjank
100000000000000000000000000+ (inb4 lvl2)
User avatar #15 - commontroll (09/03/2013) [-]
What comment #2 said. Unfortunately, you'd be fired for it. But honestly, being heroic and awesome > having a fast food job. They just don't want to be liable for you guys getting yourselves killed over a little bit of money.
#13 - greenwithenvy (09/03/2013) [-]
Was expecting this to end in the police citizen-zoning him.

>Police arrive
>expect praise and a medal
>"Thank You, Citizen"
#43 to #13 - anisbanana (09/03/2013) [-]
He'd probably lose his job and get arrested. Like that one guy in McDonalds that beat the **** out of a robber.
#12 - adrenalinbbq (09/03/2013) [-]
Probably be fired for it... Damn corporation would say you endangered everyone in the restaurant and sue you.

...yea, I just hate the world right now.
#11 - justinacase (09/03/2013) [-]
I had a day dream once. It ended abruptly when the car crashed.
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