I work as a tour guide/caretaker in a historical town. I have lots of these if this goes over well.
>16, hockey jock (inb4 Canadian)
>Picking up branches after a storm so I can mow
>Some kid approaches, asking stupid questions
>Tell him I'm working and ask him to leave
>Kid stomps on my foot then runs away
>10 minutes later, kid comes back with his mother
>Mother comes back with kid and gives me **** for telling her kid off
>Whatever, still getting paid
>Fast forward 2 hours
>Out having a smoke behind washrooms
>Same ******* kid comes up and dumps water on me
>Start to get pissed
>"Kid, I'm working, piss off"
>Kid runs off
>Comes back with mother
>"Young lady, I don't agree with you smoking in front of my kid, you're a bad influence on him. Cut it out or I'm gonna alert the authorities"
>Agree, promise to stop
>Ten minutes later, picking up empties in front of the bar
>Same ******* woman comes in
>Shouts "Look out world, the sluts are here!"
>Her kid is right behind her
>mfw I'm the bad influence
>Ladies and gentlemen, mother of the year
TL;DR Some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.