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Submitted: 09/01/2013
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#18 - CommonJoo (09/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I applaud you on your ability to stay calm and not tell those people off. The canadian in you is strong.
#24 - adultswimmer (09/02/2013) [+] (45 replies)
what does inb4 mean?
#36 to #35 - orangepikmin (09/02/2013) [-]
Hey, at least you learned how to use "inb4" correctly.   
That has to be a win.
Hey, at least you learned how to use "inb4" correctly.

That has to be a win.
User avatar #45 - RlCK (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one who didn't understand how this progressed at all?
User avatar #83 - soule (09/02/2013) [-]
">Agree, promise to stop"

Wow, you really are Canadian.
#90 - thefloppinater (09/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I wish I had your restraint.
>be me, working at a local store scooping ice cream for summer job
>beautiful day out, lots of people want the cream of ice
>middle aged lady shows up with her 2 friends and like 8 kids during midday rush
>serve them all, accidentally overcharge because I need to tend to other customers too
>only like $3 extra, but is easily remedied
>lady is angry, starts spouting ******** out of her mouth
>"bla bla I can't believe kids these days can't even work a register, how stupid do you have to be? bla bla
>after a few more minutes start to get angry
>When she's done, speak as condescendingly as possible
> "It was a mistake, everyone makes them. You know, like your parents did when they had you 100 years ago?"
>Teenagers in line laugh their asses off, most older people look disapproving
>Boss only gives me a warning
>I love ice cream
#38 - spoonhero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #55 to #38 - tarantallegra (09/02/2013) [-]
Why the **** are you typing like a spastic retard?
#1 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This story is actually cool.   
I like.
This story is actually cool.
I like.
#71 - anonymous (09/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Hockey jock
>Story has NOTHING to do with hockey

User avatar #74 to #71 - HOBOwithISSUES (09/02/2013) [-]
>trying to give an idea of what they look like to we can picture the incident better
#111 - kwanzalord (09/02/2013) [-]
>be me, pilot
>flaming asshole gets on plane
>Apparently giving my flight attendants ****
>Tells one of them
>"I know pushing a cart is such a hard job"
>Jimmy rustle overload
>flight attendants call the cockpit
>I walk out of the cockpit
>get to the faggot
>Speak loudly so everyone can hear in my best Dad voice (not a dad)
>"Little Jimmy behave or I'll turn this plane around!"
>Jim is not his name, He's in his 50s and I'm in the 20s, idgaf
>Asshat slumps down embarrassed
>mfw The flames of flaming faggotry have been doused.
User avatar #88 - scientific (09/02/2013) [-]

no image

no face when
User avatar #49 - badgerbaiting (09/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why did you not say your kid stomped on my foot, control your offspring or I'll call the authorities. Or beat you to death. Worked perfectly well for me.
User avatar #23 - daorien ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know these people, they are called "single mothers".
#86 - shrekdurself (09/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me, hard working mother with a child
>My tutsy wutsy wants to go outside for awhile
>I tell him ok
>While he's gone I do absolutely nothing
>He comes back, telling me about this faggot lesbo slut
>Gets pissed
>Raging down the sidewalk, sees her
>She's ******* around
>I tell her she needs to set out her priorities because I can get her fired
>She seems to not give a **** and ignores what I said
>I go, but then my kid being the innocent child that he is has another problem with this slut
>I go back and start insulting her
>She agrees to what I said
>I've proved my alpha to her so she stops
God damn some people are ******* irresponsible
User avatar #89 to #86 - ilovehitler (09/02/2013) [-]
Even from this angle, she still looks like a bitch.
User avatar #22 - turkeyslapper ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Why is it that when some people have kids they just turn into a complete idiot?

My sister works at a day care, the worst part of her job is the parents. They all expect their kid to be closely supervised as if they were the only kid there. She's got 30 Kids to look after.
User avatar #11 - nospyonme (09/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Was she hot?
User avatar #17 to #12 - brobathehutt (09/02/2013) [-]
But the better question is are YOU hot?
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#99 - puremadmentalged ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
mfw when you have no fw
mfw when you have no fw
#78 - custardpie has deleted their comment [-]
#77 - capricore (09/02/2013) [-]
I was kinda excpecting for some really uncalled turn of events.
But it all kinda seemes reasonable.

Not relevant/Excusa me english.
User avatar #6 - herpsaderpicle (09/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
was this in NOTL by any chance?
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