>A hobo, a thief, and a gay man die in a car crash
>At the gates of Heaven St. Peter tells them they can have a second chance at life
>"Hobo, you can't pick up any more change or you'll go straight to Hell"
>"Thief, the same goes for you if you rob anyone"
>"Gay man, you'll also go to Hell if you have any more gay sex
>All three are back on Earth
>Thief robs a bank, disappears
>Hobo and gay guy are walking down the street
>The hobo bends over to pick up a penny
>They both disappear