Okay FunnyJunk. Here's the story. This happened to me about 2 days ago and I have no idea what the ****
to do. Some suggestions would help but mostly just recalling this to tell my story. Here goes:
>Be me, about to take shower
>Before going in the shower I do my usual fapping session (it's easier to clean up that way, etc.)
flaccid, about to get into the shower
>Hear bathroom door open
>Forgot to lock it this time
>It's my father
>"Derp, what are you doing?"
>Back is turned to him, but I think he sees the jizz on my hand
>"Nothing, getting ready to shower."
>"Oh, then what's that in your hand?"
>I rub my *******
dick sneeze on my head
>"Oh, okay. Never mind then"
>Mutter "That was close."
>Go to shower
>Almost done showering when I see something and I freeze
shampoo is blue
Well that's pretty much it for now... I don't know what to do. I haven't spoken to my dad since. Inb4 OP is a faggot for trying to greentext. I just wanted to ask for help. Please anyone have any ideas? Do I confront him about it or am I ******