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Think next time brain, please!

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Submitted: 08/28/2013
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#2 - therichie ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - malignantlybenign (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
had a similar occourance
>driving my jeep
>heading home from the historical museum I helped get going
>wearing an Ivy cap because looks good when you're a big dude with a beard
>see something wiggling on bill of cap
>must be a string this cap is getting old and the doors are off
>suddenly something is on my glasses
>no wait on the inside of my glasses what is it?
>big ass fucking wolf spider that was living in the roll bar
>tactically shit myself and maintain control over my jeep
>whip glasses off and try to shake the fucker off out the door
>get home and try to not cry myself to sleep...

no buneo
#3 - xxangelisxx (08/28/2013) [-]
I should be sorry for you, OP, but this is too hilarious.
User avatar #22 - jajathezombie (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> Sitting in my car on campus between classes
> Nice day, windows down, sunroof open
> See a big ass fucking wolf spider on my dash
> Grab febreeze can on the floor
> Battlecry for courage
> Swing bottle
> Spider jumps away
> Crawls into a crack in my door
> Holy fuck it's inside my car door
> Start frantically spraying febreeze into the crack, standing on my seat at this point
> Notice a huge black dude standing by a car a few spaces over
> Been watching me the whole time
> Shakes his head
> "Damn, white people be crazy..."
#17 - danruaul (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
punching your dick doesn't hurt. Hurts to punch your balls.
#13 - geisterhaft (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#19 - artjunk ONLINE (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Similar story happened to me the other day:
>Visit my grandparents place for family and shit
>They live out on a farm in the country and i live in the city
>Not too insanely far away so I usually enjoy a stroll to go back and forth
>Helped them out with some chores while I was over
>Loading/unloading bales of hay, feeding livestock, typical cowboy shit
>Finish up chores, have a spot of dinner then head back to my place
>Throw on my jacket I had discarded in the corner of the barn
>Nice mid afternoon, suns starting to set all beautiful and shit, so i decide to walk and catch the sight of it
>Get back to the city as afternoon foot traffic is really kicking in
>Kind of annoying but whatevs, I'm a big guy so crowds don't bug me much, plus its fuckin majestic outside
>Start to feel a tickling sensation under my arm
>Must be some hay from the barn floor, try my best to ignore it
>Suddenly tickling moves up my shoulder
>An angry spartan horde of spiders erupts across my chest
>Slap myself full force in the chest with an apish grunt
>Spiders fall off but I'm sketched AS FUCK
>Just want to get home and shower in hydrofluoric acid but people are still bustling around everywhere
>Most everyone in the vicinity of my neanderthalic outburst is watching me at this point, like "wtfmate?"
#8 - falloutreaper (08/28/2013) [-]
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#42 - bbqbacon (08/29/2013) [-]
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#14 - devout feminist (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
this is sausage to me
User avatar #36 - alhemicar (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I love spiders. They kill nasty bugs for me and feed on them. It's a win-win!
#28 - missions (08/29/2013) [-]
>Yesterday Sucked
#11 - stoicnick (08/29/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3600233 at Friendly ** "if i go down you're going down with me motherfucker!"
#1 - yeoldsnipermissile ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
Just pictured this in my head as an animation, Angel Beats style, slow-motion, dramatic music. Now I'm going to chuckle at this at random for the rest of the fucking day. Thanks OP.
Just pictured this in my head as an animation, Angel Beats style, slow-motion, dramatic music. Now I'm going to chuckle at this at random for the rest of the fucking day. Thanks OP.
User avatar #51 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [-]
First I want to make it clear that I do not have Arachnophobia.
However about 6-7 months ago I had a dream which gave me intense Arachnophobia for about 2 weeks to the point where I didn't like going to sleep. If you have Arachnophobia I wouldn't suggest reading on.
>be me 15 years old, male
>have a dream ( normal dream to my memory)
>(dream is still continuing) I dream that I wake up.
>as I open my eyes I realise that there's a spider resting on my EYE.
>don't know what to do so open both eyes to try and see if it runs away
>instead of running away it gets stuck between my eye socket and my eyelid and starts fucking squirming
>Try and punch myself in the eye to kill it but I can't get to it as it's in there deep
>Wake myself up by punching myself in my eye, got a minor black eye.
>MFW I had to explain I got a black eye from punching a spider in my head during dreamception.
#16 - shockstorm (08/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - fyremarble (08/29/2013) [-]
I had something similar happen to me. It was awful....i must have looked like a fool standing on the side of the road brushing my clothes off.
#6 - jabone (08/28/2013) [-]
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