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User avatar #1 - fuzzypickles (08/26/2013) [+] (37 replies)
User avatar #3 to #1 - McBalls (08/26/2013) [-]
I too, was 10 once.
#45 - senseofpurpose (08/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
old but old
old but old
#34 - anonomysmonkey (08/27/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I'm agnostic, dyslexic, and don't usually sleep until at least 2am.
User avatar #49 - gemleonn ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
Gandhi walked around barefoot a lot of the time, which developed a rather impressive set of callouses on his feet.
He also ate very little. This caused him to be frail.
His strange diet caused him to suffer from bad breath.

This made him a super-calloused, fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
#43 - cag (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #79 - creepingorion (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A man breaks into a house to steal some valuables. While he's perusing the goldmine of potential crack money, he hears a voice say "Jesus is watching." Chalking it up to his imagination, he continues searching for goods. Once again, he hears "Jesus is watching." He started to become a little paranoid and sought out the source of the voice.

Eventually, he found a parrot in its cage repeating the words "Jesus is watching." He noticed there was a nametag on the cage indicating the bird's name was Moses. The thief muses to himself, "Who in the hell names a parrot Moses?" The parrot says back, "The same people who name a pit bull Jesus."
#59 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (08/27/2013) [+] (16 replies)
#38 - toddingram (08/27/2013) [-]
**toddingram rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at /b/ would like to know... ** hue
User avatar #36 - ManicalMayhem (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A dyslexic, agnostic man with insomnia....stays up all night(Insomnia means cant sleep) wondering if there's a dog(Dyslexic means can't read, supposed to be "god") or not.(Agnostic is a belief that god's existence is uncertain, not to be confused with Atheism which is the belief that there is certainly no god)

Kind of a silly joke really
User avatar #15 - chaossniper (08/26/2013) [-]
took me couple of times
#94 - erpetrich (08/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #92 - willindor (08/27/2013) [-]
Just tel that Dog to go back into the cage.
#90 - dolanthegreat (08/27/2013) [-]
poor bastard
poor bastard
#82 - ButtonFly ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
He should ask his local raciv.
#80 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (08/27/2013) [-]
why did this take me so long to get the joke?
User avatar #48 - jdfunnyjunk (08/27/2013) [-]
So I wasn't the only person to read Infinite Jest, huh.
User avatar #47 - manicekman (08/27/2013) [-]
Pom gets Wi-Fi - anyone?
User avatar #29 - purealterego (08/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
someone help me out

#17 - diamondperzik (08/26/2013) [-]
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