>Cop goes farmer's house
>Cop demands to see the fields of the house
>"You don't wanna go back there sir. Big bull lives there."
>Cop shows the farmer his badge; "See this badge? It tells people I can go to wherever the **** I want."
>FFW few hours
>Cop being chased by bull, screaming bloody murder
>The farmer offers great advice: "Show him your badge!"