Had to share this story,
Classes at Iowa State start tomorrow freshman all over, being rittarded.
Leaving the grocery store, cut off by two little swag douches
Give them a small "polite honk" to let them know they nearly damaged the car one of their moms bought for them.
Behind them at the light, passenger looking back constantly, flipping me off, laughing, etc.
I could care less, they sit at the sign for quite a while, laughing it up, whatever.
They finally go, driving twenty under the speed limit, laughing, douching all over the place, still fairly indifferent.
Stop light, start backing up toward me, I would rather not let them hit my car, my hands in the air "The ****
Light turns green, they don't go, sit through a full green, looking back, laughing.
Check my glove box, still there, all six chambers loaded.
They go on next green light, two lanes now, casually merge, they brake and merge in front of me.
Stay in lane, next to them at next light. Lower my driver's side window, polite smile, gesture for them to lower theirs.
Laughing they oblige, lower the passenger side window "Sup sir?" rest my hand on the window and fire.
First nerf dart right off his cheek "What the ****
!?" Second shot just above left eye "Faggot!"
Passenger bends down to pick up darts or something, third shot right off the driver's lip " *******
Driver tries to duck, fourth shot in the side of the head, passenger up, fifth grazes the top of his head.
Passenger leans out and rips a dart in half, sixth dart from three feet away pretty much in his eye.
Light turns green, they're no longer laughing, I'm smiling.
as I calmly drive forward I notice the old man in the car behind me laughing so hard he can't breathe.
Six nerf darts - maybe $1
Pulling off a successful midday car to car assassination - priceless