>be me, 15
>at friend's house
>in da basement
>all my friends are there
>playing xbox, drinking pepsi, eating pizza, general dicking about
>suddenly get urge to fap
>raging boner getting more difficult to conceal
>"brb guys, gotta ****."
>nods, nonchalant "mmkays" going around
>go upstairs to the most secluded bathroom in the house
>pull out my phone, look up some nasty pr0n
>jerkin pretty hardcore
>past point of no return
>clean up and walk back downstairs
>"how was the ****, bruh?"
>"pretty goddamn good if I do say so myse-"
>all of a sudden, a deep rumbling in my gut
>cthulhu himself is wreaking havoc in my colon
>some sort of chemical reaction
>goes like this: pizza+pepsi+jerking it=massive ************
>can't **** because i already used that as an excuse for faps
>can't not ***** because my bowels will burst