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#5 - thatclassicliberal (08/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'd probably slam the door in their face because they would no doubt be disgusting fedora Reddit types. At least the Mormons have the sense to shower and dress well when they interrupt me masturbating.
User avatar #34 - zeecan (08/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Thats called a tutor
#2 - sanguinesolitude (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
inb4 science vs religion debate
inb4 science vs religion debate
User avatar #36 - scorcho ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
atheism and science is not necesserely related.
User avatar #29 - roderick (08/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I love believing in science and religion. It's awesome and confuses the **** out of hardcore religious people.
#46 - theavatarspupil (08/25/2013) [-]
Imagine if Satanists went around, door to door, spreading the good word of Satan.
#45 - sketchysketchist (08/25/2013) [-]
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Implying that a majority of Atheists understand science as much as they understand religion better than religious people understanding religion as much as they understand science.
User avatar #44 - ireallylikepotatoe (08/25/2013) [-]
I'd ask them to stop tainting science with their religious beliefs (or lack of) because the two are not connected.

The catholic church ******* accepts evolution.
User avatar #39 - validandclear (08/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I don't think that it is correct to imply that being atheist makes you intelligent. I know plenty of atheists who don't know a damn thing about science.
#18 - sigmundisdabest (08/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
MFW title
User avatar #7 - googleoverlords (08/24/2013) [-]
What about satanists guys...not the theology though, those guys are heretics.
User avatar #6 - sheateme (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd probably welcome him in and enjoy a nice, intellectual conversation. :/
User avatar #8 to #6 - carneymaster (08/24/2013) [-]
He would have the same reaction Mormons do, he would freeze up in terror cause hes only been trained to knock on doors, not actually talk to people. Atheists like Mormons know what their ideology is. But they have trouble getting it across. Mormons stutter alot. Atheists fume and rage and you cant understand them either. Best answer to deal with them both. Come to the door wearing, only, an open bathrobe with a shotgun and yell about goddamn squirrels!
User avatar #1 - billyblazes (08/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What if you put hair on a fish?

My teacher used to always say "what ifs" were pointless unless they were actually done.
#10 to #1 - nyawgga (08/24/2013) [-]
What ifs are the drive of human progress
User avatar #43 - xdeathspawnx (08/24/2013) [-]
the media ********* would be glorious
User avatar #37 - icameheretotroll (08/24/2013) [-]
Atheist =/= scientist
why do you all assume that atheists are automatically smarter
User avatar #13 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [+] (9 replies)
let me have a word here. i dont care if i get redthumbed to death. there is no way science can proove religion in anyway. religion is a not-scientic thing, so it can't be meassured with the same stick. religion is more of a psychologic and philosophical matter. don't get me wrong, i'm more atheist than a goat, but makes me sick the so called "atheist" saying: "i don't believe in god because there is not scientific proof of his existance" that is just like saying: "i don't think french fries are good because i can't use my short pants while is snowing".

Also, there is no scientific proof that a god exist, but there is not a proof that he doesn't exist either.

think about it and you will find that science leads you to nowhere but the start. Some people might claim the things bible say are ******** . Well, obviously they are ******** , it was written 4000 years ago and they knew nothing but supersticious beliefs. Im talking here about a god, not old ****** books.

tl;dr : yo mamma so fat when her beeper sounds people think she is going reverse
#11 - skyggen (08/24/2013) [-]
inb4 nobody got the castlevania reference
#4 - reginleaf (08/24/2013) [-]
You mean like this?
User avatar #3 - lordvimless (08/24/2013) [-]
what if they made the bible to talk down satan
User avatar #12 - sircool (08/24/2013) [-]
they do that already, only the door is your computer and the street is the internet.
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