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Submitted: 08/22/2013
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User avatar #39 - woodywoodlinson (08/22/2013) [-]
"Please be quiet Truck"
#37 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (08/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #34 - wwlllmyfault (08/22/2013) [-]
I remember the end being "Shut the hell up lamp"
User avatar #38 to #34 - elatedmonkey (08/22/2013) [-]
I heard this joke in '04 with the punchline: 'Shut up, cinderblock'!
User avatar #36 to #34 - articulate ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Comments like this are the reason wwIII is your fault.
User avatar #31 - belt (08/22/2013) [-]
A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said: "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied: "Because when you were born, a petal fell in your mouth."

The next child walked up and asked: "Mummy why is my name Rose?", she replied:
"Because when you were born, a rose fell in your mouth."

The last child walked up to her and said, "Mommy, why is daddy in jail?"
The mother replied: "We've been over this before Dick."
#32 to #31 - commit (08/22/2013) [-]
don't be a richard, Dick.
#30 - TurtleOnItsBack (08/22/2013) [-]
That must have been one ****** hospital.
#29 - iespls (08/22/2013) [-]
i laughed and felt kinda depressed   
   
why
i laughed and felt kinda depressed

why
#33 to #29 - painispancakes (08/22/2013) [-]
Here have this.
Here have this.
#25 - sexypotato (08/22/2013) [-]
I was expecting him to be named Dick...
#24 - lickmynine (08/22/2013) [-]
MFW was expecting her to say fist.
#21 - lfalsel (08/22/2013) [-]
dude you got this from shofu
#20 - anonymous (08/22/2013) [-]
One day, a little indian boy walked up to his father and asked him why hus sisters name was Sunbeam. He told his son that when a child is born you will name that child, after the first thing you see when you look outside the tent. And that day it was so bright and sunny,that we only saw sunbeams. The boy nooded and then asked. So tell me dad, how did i get my name? Oh dont you wprrie Broken Condom, one day you will understand.
#28 to #20 - captnpl (08/22/2013) [-]
They kept the condom for 9 months after using it?
-9
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#35 to #27 - thegrimgenius ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Original comment?
User avatar #17 - OCGangsta (08/22/2013) [-]
And then brick grew up to punch things and hunt vaults
User avatar #16 - fauxshores ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
I always remember it ending with

"Shut the **** up Cinder Block!"

But this works too.
#26 to #16 - shreddykickflip (08/22/2013) [-]
Yeah this i the downy kids' version of the joke
#15 - anonymous (08/22/2013) [-]
in case some of you don't know when you drop a brick on really any kind of surface it makes a "BLUAGHAGAHGAIAHUALBLUBA" kind of noise..... thats why his names brick.
#14 - nielsbentzen (08/22/2013) [-]
****					 bricks. clay and 						****					 is the superior building material
**** bricks. clay and **** is the superior building material
User avatar #9 - actinglead ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
mummy, why is my name dick?
User avatar #12 to #9 - timmywankenobi (08/22/2013) [-]
cause when you were born a penis smacked your face, also you're kinda a ****** .
User avatar #10 to #9 - ajperry (08/22/2013) [-]
Because you're a ****
#8 - varrlegrimscythe (08/22/2013) [-]
He seems to be doing well now.
User avatar #19 to #8 - Kairyuka ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Missed playing as that bastard in Borderlands 2 :c
User avatar #11 to #6 - thatslovesbanned (08/22/2013) [-]
12/10/2011 back then
8/22/2013 now

Its time to move on
#7 to #6 - btw (08/22/2013) [-]
i know the joke was old, but yet few people actually heard of it. Also, I didn't know someone posted it already...
User avatar #5 - thedarkangel (08/22/2013) [-]
Take good care of Bricks puppy ok?
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