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Submitted: 08/22/2013
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#8 - varrlegrimscythe (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He seems to be doing well now.
#2 - nwbballplayer (08/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 - fauxshores ONLINE (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I always remember it ending with

"Shut the **** up Cinder Block!"

But this works too.
User avatar #9 - actinglead (08/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mummy, why is my name dick?
User avatar #17 - OCGangsta (08/22/2013) [-]
And then brick grew up to punch things and hunt vaults
User avatar #31 - belt (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said: "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied: "Because when you were born, a petal fell in your mouth."

The next child walked up and asked: "Mummy why is my name Rose?", she replied:
"Because when you were born, a rose fell in your mouth."

The last child walked up to her and said, "Mommy, why is daddy in jail?"
The mother replied: "We've been over this before Dick."
#25 - sexypotato (08/22/2013) [-]
I was expecting him to be named Dick...
#29 - iespls (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i laughed and felt kinda depressed   
i laughed and felt kinda depressed

#3 - marcury (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
be strong for mother
User avatar #34 - wwlllmyfault (08/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I remember the end being "Shut the hell up lamp"
User avatar #38 to #34 - elatedmonkey (08/22/2013) [-]
I heard this joke in '04 with the punchline: 'Shut up, cinderblock'!
#20 - 4chan refugee (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
One day, a little indian boy walked up to his father and asked him why hus sisters name was Sunbeam. He told his son that when a child is born you will name that child, after the first thing you see when you look outside the tent. And that day it was so bright and sunny,that we only saw sunbeams. The boy nooded and then asked. So tell me dad, how did i get my name? Oh dont you wprrie Broken Condom, one day you will understand.
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User avatar #5 - thedarkangel (08/22/2013) [-]
Take good care of Bricks puppy ok?
User avatar #39 - woodywoodlinson (08/22/2013) [-]
"Please be quiet Truck"
#37 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (08/22/2013) [-]
#30 - TurtleOnItsBack (08/22/2013) [-]
That must have been one ****** hospital.
#24 - lickmynine (08/22/2013) [-]
MFW was expecting her to say fist.
#6 - 4chan refugee (08/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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