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Hail Satan!

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#1 - wonderpoop (08/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Metalheads and the lot are some of the nicest people I personally have ever met. A little dark, but nice.
#100 - broale (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #11 - themamzingbs (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
just a note, this is LeVayan Satanism, in which "Satan" is the want of self indulgence, and "God" is the pressure from others/society/religions to restrain yourself from said indulgence.
#20 - sinery (08/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)
#33 to #32 - sinery (08/22/2013) [-]
>meme arrows
User avatar #3 - kyleayv (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Today on funnyjunk I learned that I was a satanist all along...
#28 - johnpoppy (08/22/2013) [-]
"If he does not stop, destroy him."
I can get behind this.
#118 - hargleblarg (08/22/2013) [-]
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
User avatar #132 - thewickedgoose (08/22/2013) [+] (9 replies)
these all sound made up
User avatar #134 to #132 - itsnotimportant (08/22/2013) [-]
And the Bible isn't?
#120 - lolmasterx (08/22/2013) [-]
Why do these make so much sense?
User avatar #2 - banditowolf (08/21/2013) [-]
okay, I now think being a satanist is officially a better religion than christianity.
#124 - AmandaNicole (08/22/2013) [-]
I did a paper on cults once... I wrote about the different kinds and how they're "misunderstood" and Satanism pretty much tied it all together and made it perfect...    
I was able to prove how God based cults and even accepted religions are more 						******					 up than Satanism   
   
Basically got to tell everyone that satanist are nicer people than they are.
I did a paper on cults once... I wrote about the different kinds and how they're "misunderstood" and Satanism pretty much tied it all together and made it perfect...
I was able to prove how God based cults and even accepted religions are more ****** up than Satanism

Basically got to tell everyone that satanist are nicer people than they are.
User avatar #58 - musclezglassez ONLINE (08/22/2013) [+] (23 replies)
yea cuz these are definitely satans rules, he's obviously a really nice guy hence the reason he was cast into hell and all. js
User avatar #67 to #58 - infernalinsolence (08/22/2013) [-]
According to Mormon doctrine, Satan, Lucifer, whatever you want to call him, wanted us all to be able to go back to the Celestial Kingdom to live with Heavenly Father, so he suggested at the meeting thing where we decided how we'd get our physical bodies that all people have no agency, so we'd all act according to how Heavenly Father wanted us to, and we'd all get back to Him. Jesus was like AWHELLNAW and convinced people that agency was the right thing, and that provided the possibility of not being with Heavenly Father.

Sorry, I'm siding with Satan on this.
#93 - rollertoaster (08/22/2013) [-]
"If he does not stop, destroy him"
#51 - yunomew (08/22/2013) [-]
i like how a single pic on a site about a religion that make sense changes many minds. if you keep it up you could pretty much over throw all the other religions in a few years just by the internet alone, of course it would have to be bigger and more complex
#148 - walcorn ONLINE (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would also like to remind you, before anyone loses their **** .

This is Philosophiocal Stanism, not Religious Satanism

completely opposite things.
only the religious ones believe in sacrifice of people and such
User avatar #105 - Hybricide (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Saw a comment where some anon goes "Yeah these are satan's rules because he was a nice guy" (paraphrased of course)

My thoughts?

Yeah and all other religions that have "gods" are all peaceful and nobody has been killed, raped, tortured..........
#17 - blizzeh (08/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm allowed to destroy children?
#15 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (08/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But whats Satan have to do with any of this?
#12 - krasnogvardiech (08/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #36 to #12 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
you know
Satan doesn't seem like such a bad guy
evil
but not so bad
#122 - thegrazel (08/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It's a religion like any other. This doesn't mean any of their followers follow the rules just as any other religious person may ignore their set guidelines. But yes, the Satanic laws are good for all to follow; exceeeeeeept maybe that last one is a tad extreme.
It's a religion like any other. This doesn't mean any of their followers follow the rules just as any other religious person may ignore their set guidelines. But yes, the Satanic laws are good for all to follow; exceeeeeeept maybe that last one is a tad extreme.
User avatar #149 to #122 - walcorn ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Not a religion ******* , a philosophy
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