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anon
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Durp
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It's pathetic that I'm waiting to lose it to someone I really like and they actually truly care about me? Everyone is different, and if someone is a virgin by choice there shouldn't be anything wrong with that.
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anon
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Your brain says no, your genitals say yes. You can over come the urge but the urge is still there. That's all i'm saying. You can't deny biology. They're there no matter how much you fight them. It's just biology. No teenage boy has ever NOT gotten a random boner after seeing a sexy girl.
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Durp
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In my mind, there's a difference between thinking about it and actually doing it. Sure, I'll admit that I think about it.. cause I'm an 18yo girl. But I know for a fact that I'm not gonna go out and screw a random dude just to get rid of those thoughts. As I've said, I want to wait and it doesn't matter what age- it'll happen when the time is right.
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ubercookieboy
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#38
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anon
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The second a male hits puberty they want to have sex. It's undeniable. Their hormones go crazy and they think about sex almost all the time. It's biology, you can't argue with that. You can try to resist it but the urge is still there.
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leachan
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Well, excuse me for not wanting to give my body away at a young age. I guess every teenager is expected to **** someone now. And never once did I say I was a dude.
#73
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anon
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I understand that your brain says no. You over come it. That doesn't change the fact that the urge is still there.
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deathislord
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hey, feminist, guess what? guys and girls are just as bad as each other, guys are just more open about it.
#75
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anon
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... what the actual ****? Feminist? I'm a male... and I ******* hate feminists. Every kind. Equality or not. Hate them.
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newforomador
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Aw ****, don't bring woman into this or anon will just cause an even bigger ********* with his "Woman are only sex objects" copypasta.
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deathislord
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oh well. this feminist can bitch at me all she wants. I don't give a ****!
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#31
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doctorkolo
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dude, it's a ******* pun. Just chill the **** out, okay?
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yahooki
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what about people who stay virgins until they get married? Having your first time with the person you truly love
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anon
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Those people need to join the modern world. This isn't the ******* 1920s anymore. Sex is enjoyable and people like to have sex. You wouldn't buy a car without test driving it first right? Also that's another one of the MANY lies virgin males love to use. The biological FACT is once a male goes through puberty their hormones go crazy and they want to have sex. You can try to ignore this fact but the urge is still there. Some over power it but that doesn't mean the want isn't still there.
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yahooki
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not everyone is obsessed by sex you know, it's not the only thing in the world that matters for a human being, some people love it some people aren't that fussed by it, everyone is different you just need to accept that and so what if people lie about being virgins, it's people like you who make virgins feel embarrassed and self conscious about it, when in fact it really doesn't matter at all.
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anon
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I'm not saying they're OBSESSED with it. Just that they can not deny the fact that they want to have it they just try to fight this urge. It's there in every teenager. Their genitals want sex but their brain over comes it. It's still ******* there though. They should be embarrassed and ashamed. It's a horrible thing to be past a certain age.
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anon
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You repeat this point so often it's insane. Nobody is convinced that you're some 'player psychologist' who just understands everyone's psyche. You don't. You probably don't have a very firm grasp of your own, if you think that because
you
pursued an urge, everyone else will too. Because you felt it so strongly, you think everyone else did.
You don't come across as a man who understands sex and attraction. You come across as a desperate boy, attempting to mask his own insecurities. Whether or not that's what you are, I don't know, but that's how it appears.
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anon
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All that i'm saying is everyone has the urge. That's it. Everyone WANTS to have sex, some over come it, some don't but have no choice but to because they couldn't get a girl.
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yahooki
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so what has all of this got to do with the post?
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newforomador
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Yes, and there are many people who also get the urge to kill someone, because of the same instincts that cause people to want to have sex. Are you saying that I should do also kill somebody because I get the urge to, even though I know that I can resist it?
#77
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anon
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Horrible comparison. Killing someone is illegal, once you hit the legal age of consent you can have sex. also if you're 15 and have sex with another 15 year old I don't think most people will press charges if no one finds out.
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FuckTheWhat
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You're a ******* idiot if you truly believe that. I've turned down many an opportunity to **** because sex just doesn't matter to me, at all. Getting laid isn't on my priority list, and other people getting laid shouldn't matter to you whatsoever. ******* live life the way you want as long it doesn't hurt others.
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anon
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I find that incredibly hard to believe. Are you a male who went though puberty? Biology makes your hormones go insane when this happens. It's a fact. You may be able to over power this urge but the urge still exists. Your penis still wants you to have sex, your brain just does not.
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FuckTheWhat
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I have a negligible sex drive because I went through some serious heartbreak a while back. I never said "I can't get horny". I said I don't want to **** anyone, and my penis, like every part of my body, is okay with that. Your perception of biology is skewed and overly simplified. >The More You Know<.
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klaes
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And people with enough blood can control both their heads at once. Just because you're horny doesn't mean you'll instantly go against your better judgement. Do hormones affect people? Yes. Do we engage in ravenous sex every time an attractive girl walks by? No.
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anon
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I'm just saying people say "OH I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX!" That's a damn lie. Their penis does. Their brain may not but their penis definitely does.
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klaes
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(08/20/2013)
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Ah, how could I have forgotten that a person's wants and desires are defined by their penises, and not their brains! I was under the mistaken assumption that people's wants, thoughts, and ideas are defined by the head that rests atop their necks as opposed to the one at the end of their dicks. Thank you for
enlightening
me!
overcoming your hormonal drive because you want to=not wanting to have sex
#26
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jboienggh
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(08/20/2013)
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I turned 20 this year and I'm still a virgin by choice. What gives you the right to judge? People are free to do what makes them happy in their life and quite frankly, I don't see how someone being a virgin by choice could possibly affect you.
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katfishlolz
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(08/20/2013)
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i did the exact same thing man. i was waiting for the right girl and i found her when i was 20 and lost my virginity to her, and i'm still with her (only a year on but still counts) hang in there for the right girl, no judgement here!
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anon
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You may be able to over come the urge to have sex but once you hit puberty your hormones go crazy. Your penis wants to have sex, your brain does not. You can't just ignore biological facts. Good job for over coming the wants but they still exist. You've gotten random erections looking at an attractive girl. It happens to EVERY boy.
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Kairyuka
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(08/20/2013)
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Asexuals do exist though. And people who haven't met the right person yet.
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anon
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(08/20/2013)
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Asexual are EXTREMELY uncommon. I'm talking about normal people.
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Kairyuka
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"And people who haven't met the right person yet."
Some people don't care much about having sex at the "right" age, they care more about finding the right person to be with. You know, a responsible relationship, instead of just ******* to **** someone. That's just masturbation.
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anon
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There is no boy on this planet who went through puberty that hasn't seen a very sexy girl and gotten a random erection. The brain says no, the penis says yes. It's not like masturbation at all... it's completely different. It's having sex with another human being, not just your hand.
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Kairyuka
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Maybe that's how YOU see the world, but we're not all that shallow, my friend.
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anon
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If there's one thing humans are capable of doing, it's going against what's natural. Yes, everyone will feel that biological urge to have sex, but not everyone will seek to fulfil that urge. People are driven by more than just instinct; their personal choices are what matter most. We may feel the urge to hit someone we hate, but we can decide against it. We feel the urge to be accepted by our peers, and succumb to peer pressure, but we can go against that pressure too. It's the same for everything. Many will feel the urge to mate, but not enough that they want to carry it out. Some people enjoy aloneness.
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Kairyuka
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It's not that I enjoy being alone, I just don't feel the need to dip my dick in everything that's 37 degrees and wear nail polish. I'd rather establish a good relationship with someone I love, and I've yet to meet such a person (or rather, I've yet to meet such a person in person... she lives in Las Vegas, there's an entire ocean between us
)
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(08/20/2013)
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Any age over the legal age in your country is fine to lose your virginity at if you've found the right person.
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#9
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anon
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Found the virgin.
#11
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anon
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(08/20/2013)
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No you didn't... i'm not going to lie and say I get laid every single ******* day, not even every week, but I do fine with women. How the **** did my post even make you think i'm a virgin though? I wouldn't be talking **** about them if I was... That's like someone with only 1 leg calling someone else a cripple.
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firefaux
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(08/20/2013)
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like how black people call white people racist because they're white?
that never happens at all...
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hockeycrazysteve
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from this comment my reading indicate that you think a cripple can't call someone else a cripple... proof of your virginity.
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anon
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That has got to be one of the dumbest connections i've ever read... holy ****... seriously? God damn you're a ******* retard... i'm done talking to you... wow...
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hockeycrazysteve
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from your defensive retorts i deduce that you are a virginy virgin.
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WutzATroll
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Because usually people that glorify sex so much that they think it makes someone a completely different person and totally superior to those that have never had it have never had it themselves.
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anon
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But I wasn't saying sex is the most amazing thing in the world. All I said was you should have it at least once before a certain age. After that I don't give a **** how often you have sex. ****... I probably don't even get any once a month lol The point was just lose it then you've made that accomplishment in life.
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uzbekistan
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And being a good person is an accomplishment. Not being a complete asshole 24/7 is also a accomplishment. Clearly you've missed a couple.
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roderick
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It would seem Anon is projecting so hard he could point himself at a wall and show off power point presentations.
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anon
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... what are you talking about? Projecting? What am I projecting?
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pwnmissilereborn
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(08/20/2013)
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Oh many things. Rage, rudeness, stupidity, and above all, your inability to understanding a simple joke.
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hydromatic
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This has nothing to do with the post. OP never claimed he "wants" to be a virgin. **** off anon
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