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#154 - spanishninja ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
#145 - gafasipo (08/20/2013) [-]
Controversial subjects... .
#144 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
Rape SOMETIMES happens for a reason, not always so calm the **** down. Allow me to explain with this example. If I'm walking down the street in a VERY bad neighborhood at 2 AM with an expensive ass suit, hundred dollar bills filling every one of my pockets practically falling out, and talking out loud to myself about where I parked my brand new Lamborghini, i'm not literally shouting SOMEONE ******* MUG ME! But I wouldn't be surprised if someone did. Same thing with girls who do that **** with revealing clothing. All i'm saying is don't make stupid decisions. Don't walk home alone at 2 AM from the bar, make sure you're with someone, preferably a male. Another thing, do not take advantage of guys. You know EXACTLY what that male wants when he buys you a drink, don't lead him on if you have no intention of ******* him. Don't play stupid "I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST A NICE GUY!" You know damn well he wanted to **** you that night. Basically, don't be a damn cock tease.
User avatar #150 to #144 - thechosentroll (08/20/2013) [-]
See, anon knows his **** . The rest of you ******* could learn from him.
User avatar #152 to #150 - Crusader (08/20/2013) [-]
Comment #151
#153 to #152 - thechosentroll (08/20/2013) [-]
Ok, I'll rephrase. "I agree with anon and I want more people to share my opinion by agreeing with him.". That's the only reason anyone agrees with anyone in this thread.
User avatar #147 to #144 - Crusader (08/20/2013) [-]
Well, no.
It's been proven that stuff like that doesn't cause rape.
The only intelligent thing you said is to not walk alone at 2 in the morning, even then the "preferably a male" comment was completely stupid, because rapists, by their nature, are loners.
They wouldn't attack a group, so they wouldn't go after 2 girls anymore than a guy and a girl.
User avatar #146 to #144 - jsrf (08/20/2013) [-]
i like you anon
User avatar #151 to #146 - Crusader (08/20/2013) [-]
Really?
He made one good point and that's to not walk alone at night.
Everything else has been proven wrong.
Rejecting a guy at the bar is not going to make him rape you, but it may cause him to fight whatever other guy you might go home with.
If a man is going to go after a woman and rape her after meeting her at the bar, he won't give them the chance to accept a few of his drinks and then reject him, because he will have drugged them by then.
The idea of walking home in a miniskirt and having some random dude walk out of the shadows, pin her down in the alley and rape her is completely retarded.

All of this is in light of the fact that most rape-related crime is committed by someone the victim knows, and is committed at home.
User avatar #159 to #151 - jsrf (08/20/2013) [-]
i said i like anon i dident say i freaken loved his almighty godlyness. plus i dont think he was implying that rejecting a drink for guys would lead to rape. i think he was just saying its mest up just to use them to get free drinks.
User avatar #132 - whitenerdy (08/20/2013) [-]
No, you're just a man - This generations feminists.
#127 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
guess ill never know
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#117 - ffinfinity ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
**ffinfinity rolled a random image posted in comment #66068 at Slice of Life thread 3 **
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#116 - destineddeity (08/20/2013) [-]
>Be 16   
>One of my friends birthday, she's turning 18   
>She's 						*******					 gorgeous.   
>Get a Hotel, Party hard, People start passing out and leaving.   
>Lay down in one of the beds, she comes and lays down next to me   
>Touch touch grab grab feel feel   
>She says "I've got a condom in my purse, if you want . y'know."   
>FUUUCKYEAH   
>Give her the sex for 10-15   
>She's on top   
>Tells me "Maybe we shouldn't do this right now"   
>pass out   
   
The next day she told a couple of her friends that she thinks i raped her, and she woke up in the middle of it.   
   
Bitch, if you woke up in the middle of it, you woke up on top.    
   
I must be skilled.
>Be 16
>One of my friends birthday, she's turning 18
>She's ******* gorgeous.
>Get a Hotel, Party hard, People start passing out and leaving.
>Lay down in one of the beds, she comes and lays down next to me
>Touch touch grab grab feel feel
>She says "I've got a condom in my purse, if you want . y'know."
>FUUUCKYEAH
>Give her the sex for 10-15
>She's on top
>Tells me "Maybe we shouldn't do this right now"
>pass out

The next day she told a couple of her friends that she thinks i raped her, and she woke up in the middle of it.

Bitch, if you woke up in the middle of it, you woke up on top.

I must be skilled.
#156 to #116 - spanishninja ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
YFW
#128 to #116 - silverhellion (08/20/2013) [-]
just another stupid bitch pulling the rapecard because she doesn't want anyone to think she's a slut. heard this story too many times.
#118 to #116 - flada (08/20/2013) [-]
What a ******* bitch. I don't hate anything more than these girls who accuse someone of raping them when they feel just a bit of remorse afterwards. It can ruin a mans life.
User avatar #119 to #118 - destineddeity (08/20/2013) [-]
All this happened almost two years ago. We never really got the chance to talk it over, but I think she might have realized what really happened, because we actually work in the same building now, and we have conversations every once in a while.

Honestly though, when she said I raped her it hurt deep down. She was one of my really good friends, and I didn't want her to think I would be capable of such a heartless act.
#120 to #119 - flada (08/20/2013) [-]
Well a good thing she realized that. Rape is a word you don't want to be associated with, and there are women who are willing to take advantage of that with the most cruel ways.

But anyways, cool that you worked it out somehow, and sorry if I seem a bit woman hating, I'm really not.
User avatar #121 to #120 - destineddeity (08/20/2013) [-]
Definitely, things could probably be much worse.

Don't worry, I don't hate women, especially this woman. Although, irregardless of who it is, women can be bitches.
#129 to #121 - dantemp (08/20/2013) [-]
you sound like you actually love her
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#113 - nuciferatu (08/20/2013) [-]
**nuciferatu rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at Forgive me Skyrim **
mfw she gets on top
#155 to #113 - carlsagouin (08/20/2013) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #852 at Grow the fuck up Admin. **

Mine.
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#97 to #96 - kaboomz (08/20/2013) [-]
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**kaboomz rolled a random image posted in comment #3479663 at Friendly ** wut
User avatar #98 to #97 - musicbook (08/20/2013) [-]
I haven't been here in so long, I forgot how to roll **** :/
User avatar #100 to #98 - kaboomz (08/20/2013) [-]
*roll image*

its *roll image*

save this:
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#103 to #100 - musicbook (08/20/2013) [-]
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#105 to #103 - kaboomz (08/20/2013) [-]
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**kaboomz rolled a random image posted in comment #5798772 at Bronysexuals ** there ya go
#106 to #105 - musicbook (08/20/2013) [-]
**musicbook rolled a random image posted in comment #3502031 at Friendly ** A story of two bros
User avatar #143 to #106 - navadae (08/20/2013) [-]
that framerate
#102 to #100 - kaboomz (08/20/2013) [-]
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*picture
User avatar #107 to #102 - musicbook (08/20/2013) [-]
**musicbook dies at this post**
#108 to #107 - kaboomz (08/20/2013) [-]
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**kaboomz rolls 74** REVIVED
User avatar #111 to #108 - musicbook (08/20/2013) [-]
**musicbook rolls 54** wot m8
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#112 to #109 - kaboomz (08/20/2013) [-]
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**kaboomz rolls 0** damm gaben took my 3
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User avatar #91 - findash (08/20/2013) [-]
Every single rape themed ****** right there.
#88 - cuppycakechick (08/20/2013) [-]
It's not rape if you yell surprise
It's not rape if you yell surprise
#87 - metalgross (08/20/2013) [-]
Rape is an art. Lets paint.
User avatar #86 - insaneiare (08/20/2013) [-]
You know you're a good rapist when she gets on top and she's dead!
#81 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (08/20/2013) [-]
**fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at 100 wise words. ** mfw she gets on top
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#158 to #79 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
**** you and your "Hurr stole it from sickapeadia"
That's just a ******* database where anyone in the world can submit sick jokes, for **** sake of course they'll be similar, if not the same joke on there sometimes because there is literally THOUSANDS so stop acting like only sickapedia can have sick jokes, you ******* ****** donkey
#77 - jellyraptorz ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
..............
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#139 to #77 - jellyraptorz ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
you all look so lovely
you all look so lovely
User avatar #80 to #77 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
........ I don't mind brony's and all.. Hell I tried the show out for a whole season before deciding I didn't like it.. But.. **** man.. That's creepy.
User avatar #75 - sketchE (08/20/2013) [-]
yes i have seen enough ******
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