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Submitted: 08/19/2013
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User avatar #1 - zytherman (08/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
11 words long and still funnier than most of the stuff i've seen on fj recently
Good job op.
#21 - Welshhobo (08/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#33 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Really? That's the joke? This is what people call jokes today? Rape and sexual braggery, nice class.
User avatar #34 to #33 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
yes. yes that is the joke. and that is a good-ish joke. better than some things i've seen on here.
User avatar #13 - camdonwin (08/19/2013) [+] (10 replies)
That makes you a **** rapist because she wasn't saying no.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sanguinesolitude (08/20/2013) [-]
unless you have a gun to her and tell her to get on top.
#37 - holywarstpd (08/20/2013) [-]
**holywarstpd rolled a random image posted in comment #3480596 at Friendly **


MFW she gets on top
#66 - iloverapingmen (08/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
MFW my name
#11 - hedgery (08/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I don't really get it does the victim enjoy it or what?
I don't really get it does the victim enjoy it or what?
#44 - remilia (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**remilia rolled a random image posted in comment #250 at Sources at the bottom ** It's not rape if I stick it in.
#116 - destineddeity (08/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>Be 16   
>One of my friends birthday, she's turning 18   
>She's 						*******					 gorgeous.   
>Get a Hotel, Party hard, People start passing out and leaving.   
>Lay down in one of the beds, she comes and lays down next to me   
>Touch touch grab grab feel feel   
>She says "I've got a condom in my purse, if you want . y'know."   
>FUUUCKYEAH   
>Give her the sex for 10-15   
>She's on top   
>Tells me "Maybe we shouldn't do this right now"   
>pass out   
   
The next day she told a couple of her friends that she thinks i raped her, and she woke up in the middle of it.   
   
Bitch, if you woke up in the middle of it, you woke up on top.    
   
I must be skilled.
>Be 16
>One of my friends birthday, she's turning 18
>She's ******* gorgeous.
>Get a Hotel, Party hard, People start passing out and leaving.
>Lay down in one of the beds, she comes and lays down next to me
>Touch touch grab grab feel feel
>She says "I've got a condom in my purse, if you want . y'know."
>FUUUCKYEAH
>Give her the sex for 10-15
>She's on top
>Tells me "Maybe we shouldn't do this right now"
>pass out

The next day she told a couple of her friends that she thinks i raped her, and she woke up in the middle of it.

Bitch, if you woke up in the middle of it, you woke up on top.

I must be skilled.
#52 - ffffyou (08/20/2013) [-]
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#5 - teranin ONLINE (08/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Oh we're doing rape jokes here? A bold move, I will join you.
#81 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at 100 wise words. ** mfw she gets on top
User avatar #30 - timmywankenobi (08/20/2013) [+] (16 replies)
well according to 3rd wave feminisim/ modern feminisim / every form of feminisim execpt equality feminisim, all forms of hetrosexual sex are rape because all women are to weak and fragile and or stupid to give consent.

“In a patriarchal society, all heterosexual intercourse is rape because women, as a group, are not strong enough to give meaningful consent.” — Catherine MacKinnon
#88 - cuppycakechick (08/20/2013) [-]
It's not rape if you yell surprise
It's not rape if you yell surprise
User avatar #32 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
would it still be considered rape if she ends up consenting and taking an active role in the sexy time?
#43 to #36 - magmon (08/20/2013) [-]
It's considered rape if the girl claims it's rape at any point during, after or before.

Seriously. Her word against his, it's rape. Not having sex at all can be rape.
User avatar #55 - porso (08/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
no1 thunks you're rape jokes are funny . . . (hints the red thumbs)
+5
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User avatar #23 - AmyInWonderland (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
or a bad one and she gets on top just to find a way to get the job done.
User avatar #9 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (08/19/2013) [-]
Its not rape if she likes it
#144 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Rape SOMETIMES happens for a reason, not always so calm the **** down. Allow me to explain with this example. If I'm walking down the street in a VERY bad neighborhood at 2 AM with an expensive ass suit, hundred dollar bills filling every one of my pockets practically falling out, and talking out loud to myself about where I parked my brand new Lamborghini, i'm not literally shouting SOMEONE ******* MUG ME! But I wouldn't be surprised if someone did. Same thing with girls who do that **** with revealing clothing. All i'm saying is don't make stupid decisions. Don't walk home alone at 2 AM from the bar, make sure you're with someone, preferably a male. Another thing, do not take advantage of guys. You know EXACTLY what that male wants when he buys you a drink, don't lead him on if you have no intention of ******* him. Don't play stupid "I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST A NICE GUY!" You know damn well he wanted to **** you that night. Basically, don't be a damn cock tease.
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