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Submitted: 08/18/2013
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User avatar #1 - deadadventurer (08/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
c. Let him have the first punch and then beat the living **** out of him claiming self defense and then sue him for a ******** of money.
User avatar #7 - akumamika **User deleted account** (08/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
forget fighting Bieber I'd kill the little **** , and when the police and camera crews come to arrest me I will stare down the camera with blood on my face "I'm coming for you next, one Direction." Or any other terrible band/singer
#13 - warrenzthehero (08/19/2013) [-]
Do both. Let him get a few good swings in then kick the little ****** ass in 'self defense' and sue him for battery and assault and all that.
User avatar #29 - shadowstepone (08/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i thought up a better one. i will get beaten up by mike tyson or some other famous athlete. no shame, still lots of money.
#31 to #29 - pornoranger (08/19/2013) [-]
and the winner of this years darwin award is...
#34 - ldial (08/19/2013) [-]
id take a whipping and cash in. that's not dumb, that's business.
#19 - gameshredder (08/19/2013) [-]
Seeing as I'm 100 pounds of pure bone and skin, It'd be understandable for anyone of any size or status to knock me down.

He'd pretty much be known for Curb Stomping an innocent puppy.
#3 - mygfspillow (08/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
b. BEcause then you could also get a restraining order. Then buy front row ticket to all of his concerts. Thus if he comes in the stadium or stage you can sue him and get him locked up. Thus you ruin him for life.
#6 to #3 - mygfspillow (08/18/2013) [-]
Then forever be known as the guy who "stopped the terror known as Justin Bieber"
User avatar #40 - demonaidude (08/19/2013) [-]
Kill him and be a hailed as a hero to humanity.
#38 - thegamegestapo ONLINE (08/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In my country I could only sue him for a tiny amount so I'd go full American History X on his ass.
User avatar #35 - thepastryistrue (08/19/2013) [-]
I'd let me be beaten up until the moment I can be sure to have enough witnesses that'll state that the celebrity started it. And then I'd kick Justin Bieber in the vagina till she turns male.
#32 - addaman ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
**** beiber up
User avatar #26 - MoneyShot (08/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Let them get the first hit in, then you can claim self-defense and beat the living **** out of them.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Apex (08/19/2013) [-]
Double edge sword. You can only use the same amount of force they used on you.

If you're going to do that, let it be believable. Let them get 3 or 4 solid hits on you, not the pansy **** that tickles. Then turn around, grab the punch, break the arm, snap the leg, and drive their face into the ground.

If the hits he got on you are good solid hits, they'll leave a mark big enough for a jury to convict him of assault and you'll be let off with a warning after being found innocent of any wrong doing.
User avatar #16 - mrefox (08/19/2013) [-]
I'd have to go with B mostly because I don't want to go to jail.
But I have an interesting idea
I'd literally sue Justin Bieber for everything he had.
Then I'd have a huge event for Justin Bieber fans with all his **** piled high.
Burt all of it and record the pathetic sounds of their pre-pubescent whining.
Put a megaphone on a car and pay some person to follow him everywhere blasting those sounds on repeat.

Revenge is sweet.
User avatar #2 - deandrummer (08/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It would honestly depend on the other celebrity.
User avatar #10 to #2 - gingerbreadman (08/18/2013) [-]
A celebrity you don't like
User avatar #43 - admiralmustang (08/19/2013) [-]
A+ .
#41 - shigiddy (08/19/2013) [-]
C- Beat them up, threaten to kill them unless they hand over part of their fortune. Best of both worlds.
User avatar #36 - Rileto (08/19/2013) [-]
How about I laugh while he beats me up, so all the paparazzi can take pictures of me without shame. Then I still sue for a **** ton of money.
User avatar #33 - willindor ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
I would put that degenerate on a cross and after that I will wear his skin as a sweater.
#12 - kingkittan (08/19/2013) [-]
Trick question, you beat him up and you will get ATLEAST as much money.
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