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    So I'm at my friend's house, and we're looking **** up on the internet when one of my other friends gets a great idea, he says "I got something to show ya'". So we are just sitting there waiting for him to pull up whatever it is he was going to show us, and he shows a picture of some girl with a ******* cactus up her vag. THEN my friend's mom walks in, asks to see what we are looking at, he ******* shows her, she chuckles then leaves, she then comes back about 10 minutes later and says "She must be on Crack." Best. Mom. Ever.
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    My mom started picking up on me and my friends talk to each other so one day when we're going to walk out for a smoke break, he looked over at her and said "What're you lookin at?"

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