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How did Admin catch super aids?

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Submitted: 08/16/2013
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#78 - EdwardNigma (08/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
You went for an evening stroll through the local woods. A night lit up by the vibrant full moon. The noises of animals filled your ears. As you walk, a noise comes from a nearby bush. At first you believe it to be a mere rabbit, so you approach the bush, in hopes of petting the adorable creature. As you come near, a large man, full of muscle jumps out. With dark bronze skin shining in the moonlight, naked from head to toe, he stares at you and smiles a calm, loving smile. You look into his eyes and he looks into yours. He whispers softly, "Come, my love."

As you remove your clothing, still staring into his deep brown eyes, you feel true bliss. You share passion with your lover in the moonlight with nature looking on. You make love in these serene woods, never knowing the name of the one sharing this patch of grass with you. You feel his long, solid member thrusting in and out, a glorious feeling. You wake up to find your love gone. As you weep, missing him so, you find a note, reading "I am sorry for this. It was never meant to be. I never mentioned my illness...I will be gone from this earth soon. But remember, my precious moonlight, we will be together again one day. Goodbye."

A week passes and you visit your doctor. He ran the tests and has given you the verdict. You have contracted Super AIDS. He says something peculiar happened as he was running the tests. That the cells formed words saying..."I love you."

You never forget him, for this night and all nights to come, you will wander those woods, wishing for your one love to return to you. One day...
#120 - xef (08/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
You got butt raped by Superman
User avatar #160 to #150 - EdwardNigma (08/17/2013) [-]
I spent like, 10 minutes writing out my comment.
I got -3 and have remained on it.

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#204 - Falkor (08/17/2013) [-]
you caught it from yourself
User avatar #155 - theverysadpotato **User deleted account** (08/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
xef is going to get it not even going to bother
#156 to #155 - xef (08/17/2013) [-]
Never give up!
Never give up!
#163 - studbeefpile (08/17/2013) [-]
Bad things happen when you deny Shrek.
#177 - alhemicar (08/17/2013) [-]
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#159 - sirnigga (08/17/2013) [+] (10 replies)
you injected marijuana and turned black
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User avatar #193 - megapepsifreak (08/17/2013) [-]
shoving to many dragon dildos into too many holes
#167 - thesmilyingdawg (08/17/2013) [-]
**thesmilyingdawg rolled a random image posted in comment #5574988 at Bronysexuals ** you got 						**********					 by this
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User avatar #239 - tynerd (08/20/2013) [-]
**tynerd rolled a random comment #3553620 posted by therealdiscord at Friendly ** :
YOU LIE
#206 - posttwo (08/17/2013) [-]
That's how.
User avatar #170 - foelkera ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
He caught it orally because he was eating out Phanact's asshole
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