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Submitted: 08/11/2013
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#6 - sektorfire (08/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #3 - greenstrongworld (08/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Is this the future of all crime? Just running into buildings, screaming while you rob them of their money?
User avatar #15 - Lambda (08/11/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I've always wondered if you could get a red-light ticket downgraded to a speeding ticket by claiming you were driving so fast that the red light got blue-shifted to green due to the Doppler effect.
#45 - iamasian (08/12/2013) [-]
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#23 - NinjaTrainee ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
"...so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time"
Thought he meant he jammed on the brakes and the brakes were screeching.
User avatar #29 - sackit (08/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I will tell you are true story
1 time i was not sure if i should order a cheese burger or hamburger.
so i ordered a pizza.
User avatar #30 to #29 - charagrin ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
What happened next?? TELL ME DAMN YOU!!!
#1 - khconnect (08/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#11 - cooldudexy (08/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #10 - daranoid (08/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
this was all I could think of Warcry of the ZERG!!
User avatar #24 - ImsoObvious (08/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That awful yellow light timing when its too far to run through the light before red but too close to just abruptly stop
#53 - bronywhat (08/12/2013) [-]
When I was learning to drive, every time I came up on a yellow light I'd panic and speed up then change my mind and slow down but couldn't slow down fast enough so I'd end up stopped in the middle of the intersection so I'd end up having to run the red light.

This story has no moral.
User avatar #16 - ManInKilt (08/11/2013) [-]
defense mechanisms for convertible drivers, an easy how to guide.
#5 - guu (08/11/2013) [-]
Nice. Very nice.
Nice. Very nice.
User avatar #12 - dantemp (08/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I was driving a long distance with my mom and my girfriend
the road usually takes around 5 hours, so I drive on the edge of the limit (a little above) because I can save almost an hour
My mother was constantly nagging me that the police will caught me because I'm speeding, but I was like "it's alright, they want stop me for mere 10 km/h above the limit" ... and they didn't, they caught me with 30 above (maybe I went downhill, don't know what happened). So I go to the officer and he is asking for my paper (he called me to the car, probably to buy my way out) and in this moment my mom comes in storming, and she starts "Let me see officer, how he is going to get a ticket, because I told him a hundret times but he wouldn't liste..." and in this moment the officer is like :"here you go kid, have a nice day"... and I go "thank you sir, you too" and went to the car. My mom was speechless. This was one of the most exciting days ever
User avatar #65 - imostlyroll (08/12/2013) [-]
Why did I come to funnyjunk today? My chest has been operated on recently and it hurts to laugh. Good story though, it hurts alot.
#63 - abomii (08/12/2013) [-]
a thumb well deserved !
a thumb well deserved !
#41 - orkanoidz (08/12/2013) [-]
You sir, you sir made me have a genuine laugh.
You sir, you sir made me have a genuine laugh.
#9 - splendiddust (08/11/2013) [-]
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#7 - turbodoosh (08/11/2013) [-]
Partner's face when
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